porque la brujita no ganó el ficeba

WHY THE WITCH DIDN'T WIN THE FICEBA Prologue: Before anything, I want to warn those who are going to rate this post without reading the story that after they read it, I will return their points multiplied by $100. So stay calm. As a way of Introduction: My conversion to Poringa. Final chapter: Why the witch (from sapoverde/for now) didn't win the Ficeba. My conversion After so much screwing around with the rock band and getting as many cuties as Ménem's age multiplied by the Bolocco's, I hit bottom and not wanting to end up like this demon and on the verge of suicide, I decided to call my friend and faculty companion Dr. Vergatiessa: --I'll pour you a mate and come over, I said --How many cuties do you have in the grill, he replied --I have the pipe ready to blow off my head, he said back The black guy knowing that we all have a little bit of poet and crazy, went to get the nurse who was sucking him (with the risk of leaving half in the lady's mouth) and came out with the pistol spewing foam through the corridors of the Paraná hospital, no one was surprised because most people knew the 38 long gun, either because they had it inside or because they witnessed the execution of the cumparcita executed by such a choteril instrument against the dining table (and how well it came out). The black guy as a psychiatrist, sexologist, orthologist and related to all disciplines with the word ass, ass, raja, etc., including, barely arrived, looked at me and seeing me with my cock like a newly sentenced hen's gizzard, from the smell he said: Papichuli, your thing is serious, we have to act now. Next, he tied me to a chair, not putting me on my ass for more, I stayed calm. Then he brought a computer with a 50-inch monitor type giant screen and sent Taringa to the thread, Alegría's post Smiles..., no more than I started feeling a sense of relief and happiness, seeing all that people from different points cardinals of the planet smile, I was invaded by a peace a sensitivity, suddenly in seco made a click and jumped poringa: Upa, gergal, choto, ass, cock,ass, humo, cock,mágnum, use the word: pussy, ferryarg, raja ass, put it out me I shit happiness pene ass guasca choto negro blanca enculada blow job upa gergal cunt poringa girls etc etc ass bolas etc want másss, you put it in navidad take it out in carnaval etc etc... break the ass jergal upa cunt humo palido, diego1982 diablo full diego vassar machi ass your use the word: pussy upa jergal happiness mature girl etc God my what hell poringa I stay of 25 centimeters and wide like mortadela de campo, did not know if I had been bitten by a Piji or had been crossed by a negro with a dagger. Then Vergatiessa wrapped me in the petrified momia with the red and blue flag and tied me with wire and entered convulsions that lifted me thirty centimeters off the floor seemed to be levitating and going towards the very demon suddenly a great explosion and the flag burst into fragments like a grenade in all directions nothing was left and a stench of shit invaded the place, running I arrived Vergatiessa and threw wine on my member (tetra , tinto) and then wrapped me in the garcha with a flag with a sun that automatically began to flame and the bad smell disappeared, then the negro with great satisfaction said: “Papi you're cured”. Then I fixed my gaze on the monitor and there in Poringa she was: Divina, Hermosa, with her box gloves and I fell in love. Suddenly a great light illuminated the room and there in front of my eyes presented himself the Arquitecto and with textual words said: “my son you are my tenth third disciple, therefore this is your mission enter paradise Poringa boy and bring light, we must balance that holy place so it endures for eternity, ah and if you see Judas tie him up with balls and send him to rainbow to collaborate with the cause, take a mouse and eye with excess with the masturabation, Good luck…(kiss on the forehead and kick in the butt), to preach

I'm not lazy or idle here, I'm enjoying life.

Final Chapter:

Because my future witch didn't win the Ficeba.

Being here in paradise, conserving my old rock spirit, nothing more than poetic and philosophical, fulfilling my important mission: converting novices to Full, exorcizing moderators, beating records (with my first post, I made myself full in less than 24 hours, converted a novice to full in 12 minutes, that's all for another story).

But the most important thing as pastor of these poringa girls, it was living when I promised the witch I would make her win the Ficeba: she replied with textual words I'm fine with the podium and promise you that if I achieve this goal I'll open... my heart and give you the prize; but I, in love, insisted and got hurt.

Next, I will relate what was the strategy I put into play for this important charity action, clearly man does not live by prayer alone and God is prayed to and with the stick given.

I had to get three poringa girls (heavy weight) out of the contest: the favorite, Pechocha, and the brother-in-law's girlfriend from xxx(dios)rider.

Casually, the poringa girl heroicaviciosa presents herself at my consulting room and tells me that her boyfriend wouldn't let her enter the contest; I told her don't worry, take off your clothes and we'll do the photos (manito va manito viene, dedito aquí dedito allá), brujo777's poster, exclusive photo dedicated to you (this photo stays with me). Ready, dear, the photos are ready, just upload them on the last day (I took many risks if it had presented itself before, I would have won from start to finish) before I checked into a hotel and left her boyfriend off bed, on Monday by historical remontada yummy I'll edit them.

Immediately I took the dedicated photo, put it in an envelope, and sent it to poringa girl; when she saw such a beautiful ass with brujo777's poster, she said nooooo, brujo, son of... slut, you've hexed me, I don't introduce myself to feciba, there was one less, I had two left. Pochochita was easier, the beautiful Señora del yorugua pelourino, an old friend from when he used to play for Nacional, dedicated a special one (brujo777 you hex), put it in an envelope and sent it to pechocha with a brutal card that said this will be the new pochochita. Mamita mia when she saw pochochita said Noooooooo brujo son of slut, you've hexed me, I don't introduce myself to feciba. Two left, I had the flaca de rider. Here I recognize I trusted too much, it was a piece of cake, with a simple call I could fix everything if with the brother in law of rider, ah si that's how well you speak the brujo armonizador number one of poringa, look if your girlfriend…….if if by mouth, by ass, if if, it was a piece of cake for everyone to get it. From the start no more the flaco rider gave me a surprise, he publicly confessed that now he's the titleholder of the lady, his brother in law caged, here I entered my strategy and it got cancelled. But on the other hand I rejoiced, said well the flaco doesn't present himself to concurso besides the points are taken with this post equally, they're given on the bus, in the metro...they're given. But this damn angel/demon rider called my wife at home and told her you fat one knows that your old man makes a banana of the girl and wants to turn all the cuties of poringa and even it seems like he's going to make some nocturnal incursion by the iris my fat one indignantly said send me two girlfriends of your cousins for the weekend so I can cure this prick. And that's how she went to milk cows in the countryside and left me with the girlfriends of rider's cousins who came to milk me good and in that two hour gap (sufficient to make me a fool) I arrived at the compu and the flaco had already published his post which had 300 points then and was already in feciba. Anyway, the witch I placed myself dignified in second place and fulfilled my promise and gave me the prize (I ceded the tickets for whoever can go) I cannot neglect this paradise for five minutes now you've seen what happened to me. Now my work is to exorcise Manolín so he organizes the contest every month. My dear friends, until next report. And blessings rain down on all of you (for point return talk to rider)