What's up guys, I'm coming to tell this first because I'm wasted, second because I'm snorting one of the rails and third so they can have a good laugh at my pathetic life.
I was always a loser with women, I'd go to clubs trying to pick up some little thing, but I hated the music, never knew how to dance, didn't have charm, didn't make women laugh and got these awful gas attacks that made me run away so my friends wouldn't see me.
At 15 I went to the flat of a slut and was so nervous that my cock didn't stop. It wasn't my fault because the old woman attended me lying in bed, with her breasts hanging down and said go to the bathroom, wash up and come back
I'm leaving the bathroom, I take off everything and she says 'Oh, let's see what we do with this', looking closely at my nuts.
I banged a fat chick in Babylon (rocker bowling alley) and lost my virginity at 17.
I repeated high school twice and the last year I dated a pretty decent girlfriend. I filled her with money. Day after day. Until one day I went to play some pool with a friend, he was with my girlfriend, a terrible sexy girl. At some point we talked on MSN, we met up, we had sex and went to the hotel. I gave it 4, we got engaged (6 years), but it was a difficult relationship, she was a TV presenter.
After working in the career, I would come home reeking of cock on my body. I'd get jealous until one day she got tired and started telling me all the guys who were screwing her and with whom she was screwing. She might have lied to me, but she said they paid her for being in orgies, that she had clients outside of the races who also paid her and that a couple of famous people paid her to do threesomes with their wives.
Her theory worked, my jealousy went away and every time I arrived she would ask me who she was with, what size her cock was and she'd say 'One day I'll bring you fulanito, he has a terrible cock and I'll force you to suck it, little redheaded one, there you'll see what a 24cm piece is.'
One day she appeared with another promoter at home, both half-drunk, they started messing around BAD, tongue, lots of slobber, touching each other, I was watching. In one shot I thought oh well, now I'll screw both of them, my girlfriend, when I was thinking something, she had already thought 10 times. She looked at me and said 'Let's go to the room, I want you to watch us having sex, but you're not going to touch a single hair on either of us'.
The dirty mother, I looked at her and jerked off twice, what a show boys.
Another day brought a dude, tall, arrogant. They talked, kissed, and touched as if I weren't there, that put me in a bad mood. That day we filled the holes.
He lost the lease and we're not renewing it. She would go weeks without speaking to me. The last day of our relationship, I was allowed to give her the last 2 ejaculations before she left me.
At 3 months she told me I was pregnant. I accompanied her throughout the pregnancy, continued paying for the health insurance and had the best care. My daughter was born, we did a DNA test and it came out 99.9999% mine.
I'm attaching photos of that daughter of a slut who came to my house the other day to celebrate my daughter's birthday with her.
That day we celebrated my birthday and she stayed with her boyfriend to sleep. I slept in the room next door. The dude screwed her and she moaned on purpose so I could hear, perverse daughter of a thousand sluts. I got off twice listening to them.
I was always a loser with women, I'd go to clubs trying to pick up some little thing, but I hated the music, never knew how to dance, didn't have charm, didn't make women laugh and got these awful gas attacks that made me run away so my friends wouldn't see me.
At 15 I went to the flat of a slut and was so nervous that my cock didn't stop. It wasn't my fault because the old woman attended me lying in bed, with her breasts hanging down and said go to the bathroom, wash up and come back
I'm leaving the bathroom, I take off everything and she says 'Oh, let's see what we do with this', looking closely at my nuts.
I banged a fat chick in Babylon (rocker bowling alley) and lost my virginity at 17.
I repeated high school twice and the last year I dated a pretty decent girlfriend. I filled her with money. Day after day. Until one day I went to play some pool with a friend, he was with my girlfriend, a terrible sexy girl. At some point we talked on MSN, we met up, we had sex and went to the hotel. I gave it 4, we got engaged (6 years), but it was a difficult relationship, she was a TV presenter.
After working in the career, I would come home reeking of cock on my body. I'd get jealous until one day she got tired and started telling me all the guys who were screwing her and with whom she was screwing. She might have lied to me, but she said they paid her for being in orgies, that she had clients outside of the races who also paid her and that a couple of famous people paid her to do threesomes with their wives.
Her theory worked, my jealousy went away and every time I arrived she would ask me who she was with, what size her cock was and she'd say 'One day I'll bring you fulanito, he has a terrible cock and I'll force you to suck it, little redheaded one, there you'll see what a 24cm piece is.'
One day she appeared with another promoter at home, both half-drunk, they started messing around BAD, tongue, lots of slobber, touching each other, I was watching. In one shot I thought oh well, now I'll screw both of them, my girlfriend, when I was thinking something, she had already thought 10 times. She looked at me and said 'Let's go to the room, I want you to watch us having sex, but you're not going to touch a single hair on either of us'.
The dirty mother, I looked at her and jerked off twice, what a show boys.
Another day brought a dude, tall, arrogant. They talked, kissed, and touched as if I weren't there, that put me in a bad mood. That day we filled the holes.
He lost the lease and we're not renewing it. She would go weeks without speaking to me. The last day of our relationship, I was allowed to give her the last 2 ejaculations before she left me.
At 3 months she told me I was pregnant. I accompanied her throughout the pregnancy, continued paying for the health insurance and had the best care. My daughter was born, we did a DNA test and it came out 99.9999% mine.
I'm attaching photos of that daughter of a slut who came to my house the other day to celebrate my daughter's birthday with her.
That day we celebrated my birthday and she stayed with her boyfriend to sleep. I slept in the room next door. The dude screwed her and she moaned on purpose so I could hear, perverse daughter of a thousand sluts. I got off twice listening to them.
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La mía mide 17cm, hice taekwondo mucho tiempo y la elasticidad me permitió hacerme unos buens petes.