Manual Práctico de Coeficiencia Poringística

What is karma?

They sell you small jumping ants, the post is this and I take care of the author because it's the true truth of the milanesa, this is the Ranking and there are 5 stadiums, namely:

CATEGORY 1: Masturbation 24/7 (Lacks social life unless the individual collaborates in some Patronal Party)

CATEGORY 2: Semen - Up (Is with something of a social life, usually ends up with a hand)

CATEGORY 3: Pijita Men (Barks like a Sheepdog, growls like a Toy Cane Corso)

CATEGORY 4: Banana (Is with a stable partner who never could have done it poringa girl and poringue in the shadows)

CATEGORY 5: Mojarrita Herida (Arrived at P! looking for data on Acne, result: Got more Acne)

2- How do I send a Private Message to a little one without being a masturbator?

Let's go then with three possible message models:

MENSAJE masturbator: Hello momma you're so good sitting on this cock erect...pufffffffffffff like you put it in me...it's not enough, pass your msn so we get to know each other better, I live alone, have a sausage dog but don't practice zoophilia, my old lady makes a lentil stew and with that ass you're going to fart epic ones. Answer! Ah. You fuck me too.

MENSAJE IMPOSIBLE: Hi! I really liked your photos, the lighting effects, the balance of whites and blacks sometimes took me to those images of Paris under the rain, walking through those narrow alleys and the creaky wooden floorboards. My name is Arnulfo, I make rag dolls and sell them at the Mataderos Fair. Thanks for sharing!

MENSAJE NORMAL: Good tits, certify them. Hug.

3- Why does Rubén send kisses and little licks?

This question is one of the greatest and never resolved mysteries of the whole blessed community, it's said that an unaired episode of Myth Hunters deeply explores this theme... If you resolve it, reveal or you're God and always You got it done with your mate, didn't you, and many of us would invite you to a cooked mate with biscuits so you can tell us.

4 - Why did none of my girlfriends ever want to take at least one slutty photo in the buff?
There are various ways to get a girlfriend/partner/lover/woman to fully surrender to the fun, desire, and pleasure of this matter we're talking about. It's not good to start shooting from the hip on the first night, remember it's the first time they'll be together and you don't know if she has a Sugar Ray Leonard tattoo on her right butt cheek or an inscription with Chinese ink on her right breast that refers to her inclination to be penetrated by long vegetables. The ideal thing in these cases is to talk about it after a few nights, first say Viste? Caruso is blowing smoke... and then if you chain the two fatal sentences for a YES ... Last night I felt bad, I took a digestive herb tea and soon my ass blew up...I feel so bad...I feel worse than Placente playing 4...Wouldn't you like to take naked photos so others can desire you as much or more than me? If you do, I'll leave the pipe and the cucumbers. Ready, you've got a new poringa girl by your side. You can smile.

5 - Where do I put my pee in a Videoconference?
It's a recurring question we receive daily from users who have been flagellating themselves without being able to get off with the divine Poringa girls' videos or gifting some camera to followers. From this humble place, we recommend that all these guys get a Muppet from any toy store, preferably made of cloth and breakable at one end. Then everything runs according to your imagination. If they can ask where to put their pee in a monitor, I think they could also know how to set up a Muppet.

6 - What's after Poringa?
There's nothing, really there's nothing left. The The amount of years you've been banging your head against clean pillows is directly proportional to the continuity of your life. It's pure philosophy... Poringa, then I exist. Nietzsche said: 'Sex is a trap set by nature not to be extinguished' and Then at Yoruguaonce's house he added 'I say many foolish things when I'm drunk, the greatest thing that came out of my mouth was to not disappear, if I spent the whole weekend in Manuela with Manuela and even wanted to fuck a guy duck, hold on to masturbation, serve me more of that crap'. QUE VIVA PERÓN.