If you like having your clitoris eaten, read this first:
1.- Not all men enjoy eating us out, so before asking, ask first and remember NEVER use the argument it tastes like seafood with rice because it's not true: some taste good, others like cod, and there are those who like to eat fish and those who eat beef.
2.- Since you can't naturally see if your clitoris is in condition, MAKE SURE TO WASH IT WELL AND DON'T DRY IT WITH PAPER. Nothing is uglier than a clitoris wrapped with paper balls stuck to the guys.
3.- I know it drives you crazy when I put my tongue inside, but I need to breathe at least 13 times per minute... so please don't push my head against your pussy until I suffocate. I've already given birth and don't want to relive that sensation.
4.- Don't squeeze your legs tightly around my neck because this will cause asphyxia; neither press my ears: it bothers me.
5.- Never pull my hair, no matter how much you feel like I'm eating you out like never before.
6.- Same as the previous point but referring to my ears. And don't hit my nape: even if you do it with force, my head won't fit in your pussy... and if it does, God help me!
7.- If you're going to sit on my face, try not to relax too much so you don't fart on me, and remember that rules 3 and 4 also apply here. And no, you can't pee on me either.
8.- If I'm short and you like eating out, don't complain about my size in front of your friends, or soon you'll see that you have fewer friends and I more cocks.
9.- For God's sake, don't ask me to eat your pussy when it's only been 48 hours since your shave.
10.- I'm not obligated to put my tongue in your ass just because you're very excited and you've had all the blowjobs for the rest of our lives.
11.- Don't -definitely, NO- use intimate deodorants: the smell is good; the taste, NO.
12.- If you're afraid of unwanted aromas, you can use intimate lubricants that come in various flavors (some are very rich and tempting: chocolate, grape, raspberry...)
13.- If you want -¡Gracias!- we can do the 69: fellatio really drives me crazy. However, it's possible that during an intense orgasm you might try to nibble on it: that turns us on a lot. But biting down with enthusiasm and savoring with desire is not well seen by some of us.
14.- Most of us don't like the topic of food play (introducing foods into the vagina or anus of your partner to then recover them with your mouth), so before pulling out a package of vanilla wafers from the butt hole ask if we're on the organic vibe.
15.- We also don't like eating with sauce. ¡No way! Do I look like CareFree or Tampax?
16.- If you want me to eat the trapdoor during a meeting or similar event, make sure to wear light clothing and toothpaste (with an unbearable fresh mint smell).
17.- If my mustache or beard bother you don't complain: it might not bother someone else or even excite them. Don't ask me to shave! ¡NOTHING OF THAT!
18.- FOR NOTHING IN THE WORLD try making a wrestling-style leg lock when I'm eating your pussy.
19.- Remember that 3 days before and up to 3 days after YOUR period there's NO FOOD FOR THE TRAPDOOR, ANYTHING. Is it clear? ¡ANYTHING! Don't insist!
20.- If you want me to bite it down you'll have to hold still, but don't hit or applaud on my head -on either one- no matter how many orgasms you have.
Follow these simple rules and you'll see your trapdoor getting more beautiful every day and I more inclined.
1.- Not all men enjoy eating us out, so before asking, ask first and remember NEVER use the argument it tastes like seafood with rice because it's not true: some taste good, others like cod, and there are those who like to eat fish and those who eat beef.
2.- Since you can't naturally see if your clitoris is in condition, MAKE SURE TO WASH IT WELL AND DON'T DRY IT WITH PAPER. Nothing is uglier than a clitoris wrapped with paper balls stuck to the guys.
3.- I know it drives you crazy when I put my tongue inside, but I need to breathe at least 13 times per minute... so please don't push my head against your pussy until I suffocate. I've already given birth and don't want to relive that sensation.
4.- Don't squeeze your legs tightly around my neck because this will cause asphyxia; neither press my ears: it bothers me.
5.- Never pull my hair, no matter how much you feel like I'm eating you out like never before.
6.- Same as the previous point but referring to my ears. And don't hit my nape: even if you do it with force, my head won't fit in your pussy... and if it does, God help me!
7.- If you're going to sit on my face, try not to relax too much so you don't fart on me, and remember that rules 3 and 4 also apply here. And no, you can't pee on me either.
8.- If I'm short and you like eating out, don't complain about my size in front of your friends, or soon you'll see that you have fewer friends and I more cocks.
9.- For God's sake, don't ask me to eat your pussy when it's only been 48 hours since your shave.
10.- I'm not obligated to put my tongue in your ass just because you're very excited and you've had all the blowjobs for the rest of our lives.
11.- Don't -definitely, NO- use intimate deodorants: the smell is good; the taste, NO.
12.- If you're afraid of unwanted aromas, you can use intimate lubricants that come in various flavors (some are very rich and tempting: chocolate, grape, raspberry...)
13.- If you want -¡Gracias!- we can do the 69: fellatio really drives me crazy. However, it's possible that during an intense orgasm you might try to nibble on it: that turns us on a lot. But biting down with enthusiasm and savoring with desire is not well seen by some of us.
14.- Most of us don't like the topic of food play (introducing foods into the vagina or anus of your partner to then recover them with your mouth), so before pulling out a package of vanilla wafers from the butt hole ask if we're on the organic vibe.
15.- We also don't like eating with sauce. ¡No way! Do I look like CareFree or Tampax?
16.- If you want me to eat the trapdoor during a meeting or similar event, make sure to wear light clothing and toothpaste (with an unbearable fresh mint smell).
17.- If my mustache or beard bother you don't complain: it might not bother someone else or even excite them. Don't ask me to shave! ¡NOTHING OF THAT!
18.- FOR NOTHING IN THE WORLD try making a wrestling-style leg lock when I'm eating your pussy.
19.- Remember that 3 days before and up to 3 days after YOUR period there's NO FOOD FOR THE TRAPDOOR, ANYTHING. Is it clear? ¡ANYTHING! Don't insist!
20.- If you want me to bite it down you'll have to hold still, but don't hit or applaud on my head -on either one- no matter how many orgasms you have.
Follow these simple rules and you'll see your trapdoor getting more beautiful every day and I more inclined.
14 comentários - Consejos para mujeres que desean que les coman la raja!
Me gustan los dos tipos de mujeres, pero es verdad que todas te retuercen el cuello, te tiran de las orejas y te golpean en la cabeza queriendote meter adentro y por consiguiente asfixiandote...
Extremadamente recomendable tu post !!!
Un abrazo...
Estaré en las condiciones descriptas...???
Besitos.
Sole ❤️
Hasta quiero una dedicada y comermela por horas!!!!