Good Manners Guide for a Blow Job, Written by Them.
1. First and most important: we're not obligated to suck you off.
2. Extension of rule number 1: So if we do, WE'LL BE GRATEFUL.
3. I don't care what you wore in the porn movie; it's not normal to cum on the girl's face.
4. Extension of rule number 3: Nor do I have to swallow.
5. My ears aren't grabbers.
6. Extension of rule number 5: Don't push my head. My throat has a limited capacity. Besides, what do you want me to vomit all over? Then I'll just keep sucking!
7. I don't care how much you relax; it's not okay to fart. I give a damn about our confidence.
8. Being indisposed doesn't mean it's the week of the farts. Get it in your head, I'm bloated and full of shit. So I don't feel particularly obligated to suck you off just because we can't get it on now.
9. Extension of rule number 8: Saying that your balls hurt from the heat might have worked before, but it doesn't anymore. If you're this desperate, make yourself a good wank and leave me alone.
10. If I take a break to spit out a guy between my teeth, don't tell me I just ruined him.
11. Leaving me in bed to go see the fulbo right after you've sucked off is not highly recommended for my behavior (blow job) to repeat in the future.
12. If you like how I do it, the best thing isn't to speculate about the origin of my talent. Just enjoy the moment and be glad it's so good. Look at rule number 2 about being grateful.
13. No, it's not yummy cum!!!! And I don't care about the nutritional contribution of your proteins or how well it makes me feel.
14. No, I won't suck you off while you're watching TV... what am I?
15. When you hear your friends complaining that they don't get sucked off enough, shut up. It's not appropriate to sympathize or hesitate in front of them. And less say conclusions with them about how well I suck you. See rule number 12. 16. Because you're getting better every time you get up in the morning, that doesn't mean I have to give you a 'good morning kiss'.
1. First and most important: we're not obligated to suck you off.
2. Extension of rule number 1: So if we do, WE'LL BE GRATEFUL.
3. I don't care what you wore in the porn movie; it's not normal to cum on the girl's face.
4. Extension of rule number 3: Nor do I have to swallow.
5. My ears aren't grabbers.
6. Extension of rule number 5: Don't push my head. My throat has a limited capacity. Besides, what do you want me to vomit all over? Then I'll just keep sucking!
7. I don't care how much you relax; it's not okay to fart. I give a damn about our confidence.
8. Being indisposed doesn't mean it's the week of the farts. Get it in your head, I'm bloated and full of shit. So I don't feel particularly obligated to suck you off just because we can't get it on now.
9. Extension of rule number 8: Saying that your balls hurt from the heat might have worked before, but it doesn't anymore. If you're this desperate, make yourself a good wank and leave me alone.
10. If I take a break to spit out a guy between my teeth, don't tell me I just ruined him.
11. Leaving me in bed to go see the fulbo right after you've sucked off is not highly recommended for my behavior (blow job) to repeat in the future.
12. If you like how I do it, the best thing isn't to speculate about the origin of my talent. Just enjoy the moment and be glad it's so good. Look at rule number 2 about being grateful.
13. No, it's not yummy cum!!!! And I don't care about the nutritional contribution of your proteins or how well it makes me feel.
14. No, I won't suck you off while you're watching TV... what am I?
15. When you hear your friends complaining that they don't get sucked off enough, shut up. It's not appropriate to sympathize or hesitate in front of them. And less say conclusions with them about how well I suck you. See rule number 12. 16. Because you're getting better every time you get up in the morning, that doesn't mean I have to give you a 'good morning kiss'.
Comentarios Destacados
Segundo, la garganta no tiene profundidad, sino preguntale a Heather ó a Anette Schwartz.
tercero, no me la muerdas... no es de goma.
Si querés un facefisting, haceme una garganta profunda.
Saludos
PIER
25 comentários - Reglas de las Poringueras para los petes
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hace la prueba como mi yachunis mi mujer !! ella es re viciosa del pete hasta se toma toda la lechita.. no le molesta el tiron de orjas la cabezeada ella se poseciona tanto que solo quiere la lechita en la boca !! hasta hay veces que la tengo que sacar me quiere exprimer por poco jeje intenta todoe n la cama y tu pareja va estar siempre con vos y jamas te av cambiar por nadie !!! como lo hago yo a mi mujer no la cambio por nada en el mundo !!! 😃 😃 😃
pero el saludo de los buenos dias permitanlo, es como el pico al saludarse.
PD: a la que no les gusta la regla n° 6, entonces esta de acuerdo con todo lo que imlpica? si no le gusta la regla entonces le gusta tragarla hasta el final! 😉
la mina me dice;
- no te preocupes, ya se me esta retirando...
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Sería interesante verlas reglas de los hombres durante un buen cunnilingus... estarán ya por ahí?