Farts



Hello friends, I leave you different types of wanks
1): THE DAGGER
Grab your cock with one hand or both like me and start moving it around as if you're cutting yourself. A kind of harakiri. It's essential to use vaseline or saliva to avoid irritation on the head of the bald one.

2): SIMULATED MASTURBATION
Sit next to your girlfriend or partner and ask her to scream, yell, or rub her ear with her mouth, and wank until you fill your pants with insatiable croissants.

3): CARPINE MASTURBATION, OR MORE COMMONLY KNOWN AS TORTUGUITA
Imagine you're holding a handball. Do it with your hand to make it more interactive since I don't have photos to put up.

Squeeze your fingers together like you're making the you're scared, cuiqui gesture.

Now, with your fingertips, grab the head of the garcha and cascade.

That's tortuguita.

4): THE MAFIOSA
Do a normal wank, but don't leave any traces because you're at someone else's house or simply don't want your old lady to see the waskazo. VENIS RE MASTURBATOR, YOU'RE GOING TO CUM IN THAT MOMENT...: You climb up all the skin on the trunk and press down on the head so that it stays in the vein.

You get close to the bathroom and flush it away.

Alternative:

You climb up the garcha's skin like it's a mouth making a bubble with gum, but without gum. Finish and leave it there. Go to the bathroom running and make it vomit; the end is always the same.

5): THE SIMULATED
Take a lap around the block in a wetsuit running like crazy.

Return home, take off the wetsuit, start wanking, and pass your left hand through your armpit, which, along with the hairs, will give you the same satisfaction as touching a pussy. If you can put a nut in the armpit simulating the clitoris, it would be ideal.

6): THE SCROTAL
Fill the tub with hot water and support your balls just above the surface while wanking.

It's convenient to fill the water with... lettuce, to simulate a hot tongue
7) THE LUXURY
Well-known masturbation with a condom on. No wave, but you have to do it once in your life.
8) THE CARNIVORE
Grab a used toilet paper roll, just the cardboard remains.
Put a sleeve on the tip. Meanwhile, put minced meat in the microwave for about 30 seconds.
Fill the carton with the condom and minced meat.
Put the cock in the carton.
Sensation of safe sex.
Recommendation: Think you're screwing Salazar in Luli Love.
9) THE SLEEPER
Sit down for 2 minutes on your arm until it falls asleep, then touch yourself normally. You'll feel like someone else's hand is touching you. Very bizarre but effective.
If it were the other way around, a dead cock and a live hand would be concerning.
10) THE PRESSURE
Put the cock still on the table. Place your hand on the body of the garcha and move back and forth. The sensation is similar to screwing an empty brick.
11) THE LOCKED-IN
With the cock still, go to the closet and lightly squeeze it with the door.
Do the previous movement.
Experiences on this topic tell us that possibly your old lady will get up from bed to see WHY YOU'RE KNOCKING SO MUCH ON THE CLOSET DOOR.)
Recommendation: It's better to say you're doing THE LOCKED-IN than saying you're looking for a Bersuit sweater at 3 am.
12) MASTURBATION BY MASTURATOR
Typical masturbation that you do because you're bored and don't know what to do. You get hard and touch yourself.
Recommendation: Rub a kiwi on your chest
13) MASTURBATION MY POOR ANGELITO
You just do it because you're alone at home.
14) WINTER MASTURBATION
Grab a sock, put the garcha inside, and rub it. When you finish, throw the sock in the washing machine and that's it, the chicken!

What do they use?

Is it like putting videos on xvideos.com? I have a good one

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una pregunta como se ponen videos de xvideos.com ?



http://www.poringa.net/posts/offtopic/869379/Como-postear-videos-on-line.html
Pones la pija parada sobre la mesa. Apoyás la mano sobre el cuerpo de la garcha y te entrás a mover para atrás y para adelante. La sensación es similar a la de cojerte un ladrillo hueco.


Farts
pac201
me robaste la idea
ja ja ja
capo 😃
jejejeje que maestro, \"agarrás una media\" jejejeje
13): LA PAJA ¨MI POBRE ANGELITO¨:

Te la haces simplemente porque estás solo en casa.

ajajajajjajaja
es todo verdad estoXD

kjakajkakja

sos un capo!!!
no sabia que existian tantas pajas, Ta buena la carnivora. Che, de donde sacaste esos nombres ? 😳
el simulador? La mafiosa? Te faltaria la del camionero o algo asi
jajajajaja muy bueno!!!!! todo un Kapo!!!! 😀 😀 😀 😀
jajajjaja muy bueno, lo ke me cague de risa jajajaj
Loco me hiciste recagar de risa con tu post!!!!
a ver..... la carnivora no por que no me entra, la de invierno la he hecho, la paja por pajero, todas.....
Si no fuese por la carnivora todas.
Ahi te van mis 10 puntos macho!!!!
Che yo me fajé todas las pajas existentes pero me faltó esa de \"la mafiosa\" voy a ver si esta noche me la casco.
GRACIAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
laloso
jajaja mi pobre angelito y paja por pajero se la hace mi mujer a la siesta y yo probe muchas: la mafiosa, la de invierno son mis preferidas 😀 😀 😀
te pongo una mas:

EL HDP:
te metes en el subte, colectivo, remis
y te vas serca de alguna mina, que este buena
te pones en algun lugar donde no te vea, y en caso de que te vea, disimula rapidamente con algo
y despues con un buzo o algo que esconda la garcha, te pajeas y si no te podes aguantar, ponete atras de la mina
(ojo que nadie te vea, te pones atras y le echas el waskaso, si es mejor en el pelo, como tienen tanto, no lo notan xD)
y si te podes aguantar un cachito y no te animas a echarle waska en el pelo, vas a un baño cualquiera o a un callejon y terminas echando ahi el waskaso xD