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Compendium IIIMonday, MEL 2:27 PM | GMT: 3:27 AM
(foto de un rollo de sushi): Good afternoon.
M (Marco): Good afternoon, unknown sushi roll...
(foto de un rollo de sushi): Oh, sorry. I'm Cheryl.
M: Good afternoon, Miss Cheryl. How can I help you?
C: Good afternoon. I don't need anything, but I wanted to write to thank you. Hope I'm not bothering you.
M: Not at all. Although I think I didn't give you my phone number.
C: Sorry. I asked your ex-wife for it.
M: My ex-wife?
C: Yes. Miss Sonia?
M: Sonia and I were never married.
C: Excuse me? I thought you were the father of Bastián.
M: Yes, I am. But we never got married. Sonia only asked me for a sperm donation.
C: Oh!... And yet, are you still the father of Bastián?
M: Of course. Bastián is still my son, right?
C: Yes, I suppose so. It's just rare for donors to get involved like that with their kids. But having met you in person, I think it makes sense.
M: Why do you say that?
C: No. Excuse me. It was just a thought of mine. I wrote to thank you for your help on Saturday.
M: There's no need to thank me. You're already doing a lot for Bastián by participating in these summer courses.
C: Thank you very much. But mostly, I do it because I feel like I lack experience. I got my title two years ago.
M: Well, so far, I don't think you're doing badly.
C: It's very kind of you! But you yourself saw how I couldn't control Karen and Lily's mothers.
M: Yes, but that's a detail. At least the kids like her and listen to her.
C: But you controlled them with such ease.
M: Ha ha, it helps having experience working in mining.
C: Are you a miner?
M: I worked for a couple of years. Then I got promoted to administration... and well, now I work from home.
C: Is that true? Do you want to say you could help us?
M: Sorry, what are you talking about?
C: Oh, sorry! You see... In the parents and guardians association, unfortunately most members are women because working fathers need a man's help to resolve trivial problems, such as coordinating activities for kids or helping with simple repairs. I'd particularly love it if you participated with us.
M: Why?
C: Because what I saw on Saturday makes me understand why Bastián is so active, vigorous and compliant. That really appeals to me in a man.
M: To implement within your teaching methodology?
C: Ah, yes, of course! And I'd love to learn many other things from you.
M: No problem for me. Sonia even suggested it. Apparently, Bastián is going through that phase where he wants to do everything with his father.
C: That makes me happy. I'd love to see you more often.
M: Me too. Especially to help and teach you what you need…
C: That would be great! Thank you very much for your willingness!
******************************************************************************* Monday, MEL 9:14 PM | GMT: 10:14 AM
(Foto de slut anaranjado): Hey, you owe me a cooking recipe.
M: Why do I owe you a cooking recipe to a slut?
(Foto de slut anaranjado): Haha, sorry. I'm Emma.
M: Goodnight, Emma. How are you?
Emma (E): Pretty well. Sorry for speaking out of the blue, but I asked your ex for your contact info.
M: Do you mean Sonia?
E: Yes... Or should I be worried? Do you have more ex-wives?
M: No, that's not it. Just forget about it. How can I help you?
E: I wanted to thank you for what you did for Karen on Saturday.
M: Why are you thanking me? She's my son's best friend.
E: Yes, I know. It's just nice to find decent people in this world.
M: I don't understand.
E: You'll see, it's just that you weren't here last year. You would have known how much I suffered seeing my daughter cry and being unable to do anything about it. I know Cheryl did her best and I understand that kids are kids, but...
M: Believe me, I can understand. Pamela, my daughter, has Asperger's, and I haven't wanted to treat her with medicine or psychologists because I don't think she's bad. Having lived with it, I know she just needs more support to learn about people.
E: Now I can see why my daughter is so obsessed with Bastián. He looks a lot like you...
M: Really? I've always hoped he'd get Sonia's intelligence.
E: Haha no, you're quite smart too. Do you know that in mid-year, when I told Karen I'd switch her school, it was she who asked me not to do it?
M: Why not?
E: You would have listened! She seemed like a teenager! Mom, there's a boy with very beautiful eyes, and I think he's my friend... I think that was the first breath of fresh air I felt all year! It's hard sometimes being a single mom and carrying the world on your shoulders.
M: But I don't think you're doing it wrong. After all, Bastián still... considering your best friend. E: I suppose so. I was taking a bath and thinking of you. M: I hope good things... E: Sorry! Ha ha, I didn't mean to say it that way! ... It's just that while I was relaxing under the water, I remembered you, so I talked to your ex and asked for your contact, to thank you. I hope it doesn't bother you. M: That seems fine. But let me clarify: Sonia is not my ex. In reality, she is my boss and asked me for a sperm donation, which is my son Bastián. E: Really? That's why I always wondered why, unlike other mothers, Sonia didn't say anything bad about the father of Bastián. I was sure you were either dead or had abandoned him. M: Were those my only options? E: Ha ha, I'm glad it wasn't so. But I can see why Bastián has so much drive. He looks quite a bit like you... well, as I was saying, you owe me something. M: Of course! If you want, I'll send the recipe by mail. E: Mhm... I'd rather see you cooking. I don't know. It's hard for me to believe that you're so perfect and can also cook... M: Was that flirting? E: God! What's wrong with me? ... Let's just say I'm happy because now I understand my daughter... M: The daughter who is in love with my son? E: God!... Can you leave me alone? I start to think it was a mistake writing to you. M: Well, until now, I've had fun. E: Well, I haven't enjoyed it as much. Anyway, what I wanted to propose is that you come and cook something in my kitchen. M: Like if it were a date? E: God! Of course not ha ha. I'll just say that I'll let you put your hands on my kitchen. Nothing more. M: Will you let many men put their hands on your kitchen? E: Lightning! You don't let anyone pass, do you? Well, if you're interested in knowing, my kitchen is missing a little male touch ... M: You can't deny that wasn't flirting! E: Well... no... but are you interested? M: You're joking! Right? Of course I am! I'd love to put my hands on your kitchen... and you know very well that we We would have a lot of fun. E: Yes, I also sense it.
******************************************************************************Tuesday, MEL 10:29 PM | GMT: 11:29 AM
(🔥): Hey, you owe me an apology.
M: Why do people think that with a golden v, you immediately recognize the person? I don't know any Victoria, Violeta, or Vanessa...
(🔥): No. It's me. Isabella.
M: And why do I owe you an apology?
Isabella (I): Because of what you said to my daughter.
M: Sorry, but your daughter was insulting my son's best friend.
I: So what? That's not the important thing.
M: Apologize. Why That's not the important thing?
I: Because look at her. She's ugly. Probably she'll be ugly all her life.
M: Do you say that because of her freckles? Sorry, but if all freckled women are like the one I knew, men would be blissfully happy...
I: You're saying it because you haven't been with a real woman. Anyway, about your apology, I'd like to go eat at an Italian restaurant.
M: What? And why should I take you to an Italian restaurant?
I: I already told you. You owe me one. Don't you pay attention?
M: To be honest, I think I'm not understanding you at all.
I: Do you say that because of the money? There's no problem. I can pay myself.
M: No, it's not that. I think you're forcing me to go on a date with you.
I: Ha ha forcing. Are you saying you don't want to go out with me?
M: To be honest, no.
I: What? Don't tell me you find Miss Tits and the bitter spinster more beautiful than me.
M: No, I'm not saying that either. I just say I don't want to go out with you.
I: Why not? Didn't you see me and desire me in that office?
M: Yes, that's true. But also I know that going out with women like you aren't worth it.
I: Excuse me? Just so you know, I'm the wife of one of the city councilors.
M: Well, you don't seem to know me. Tell me something, just to satisfy my curiosity, have you ever had anal sex?
I: What? I don't do those things.
M: I knew it. I'm not interested in prudes.
I: Who do you think you are? You're offering me the opportunity of a lifetime!
M: The same could be said of you. I bet your husband is an old almost impotent guy who only lasts 15 minutes, at most 2 hours, and then you go to the next one, which in this case is my turn. Am I wrong?
I: What's it to you what happens in my private life?
M: I'm not the one asking for sex.
I: I'M NOT DOING THAT!
M: Oh, aren't I? Precious, you contacted Sonia to talk to me! I didn't seek you out.
I: I CONTACTED YOU BECAUSE YOU OWE ME AN APOLOGY!
M: I don't owe you anything. Your daughter deserves it and if she's like you, I already know the type. They're women who can't understand a no for an answer and fantasize about being my wife, swallowing my semen in the mornings.
I: I DON'T SWALLOW!
M: All the more reason not to want to go out with you. But it's fine. I'll give you a chance: delete my contact.
I: WHY DO YOU THINK I WON'T DO IT?
M: Because I know your type. You can't let someone get away. It's ego or something like that. You can't understand that I'm already married to the most perfect woman in the world and they try to make a mess of everything. But I'll even be more generous with you: tell your daughter to forget about Bastián.
I: WHY SHOULDN'T I DO IT?
M: Because your daughter is just as stupid as you. She thinks my son is one of her toys and it bothers her that he prefers to play with the ugly girl, like you call her, instead of playing with her, being so perfect. In reality, it's going to be fun...
I: WHY DO YOU SAY THAT?
M: Because you won't be able to convince her. Then you'll ask her to be sweeter. To be a better girl.
I: AND WHY WOULD I DO THAT?
M: Because you're going to be hot. You're going to want me to break your ass.
I: YOU'RE CRAZY! Why Would You Want That? M: Because you'll see Emma and Cheryl and want what they have. Maybe, you'll see some of your friends and feel envious because you know you'll keep waiting at the back of the line. I: YOU'RE LYING! M: Don't deceive yourself. You know well that I'm different. You need me to be. No longer will stupid love affairs with your husband's employees satisfy you. You need good sex, that lasts hours. You'll wonder what it would be like to have sex with me all weekend. If you can handle it... I: YOU'RE EXAGGERATING! M: Seriously? I'll make you wet just for being with me, because I touched your ass. Don't stop masturbating at night, just because I gave you a smile. You'll even start exploring your own ass, imagining if I can fill you better... and deep down, you'll know it's true. I: SHUT UP! LEAVE ME ALONE! M: Come on. Nothing like that will happen. You just have to delete my contact. Goodbye.
After that, I asked Sonia and Marisol not to share my contact again.Next post
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