CONFESSIONS OF SMALL HEROES FROM DIFFERENT WORLDS
![Natalia Natalia [Nunca se lo digas a un Poli]](http://s2.poringa.net/images/space.gif "Natalia Natalia [Nunca se lo digas a un Poli]")
It's been a while since I lived with a woman for almost two years until I discovered that her tastes were exactly like mine: we both went crazy for girls.
GROUCHO MARX
CONFESSIONS OF AN ADDICT
1. Did you experience a sudden change in your sexual activities? If so, I find myself zapped into sex man...I mean, to understand, asking for a ice cream at a kiosk with a hot vendor in big tits is potentially an almost impossible act to contain and if you add that the cutie is a natural cock warmer and they put her there to sell to customers and passersby, it becomes amateur voyeurism because as soon as I see her stick out her tongue like a guanaco at the totem and make me try the big one...Apart from that, I'm chill.
2. Do you regularly buy romantic or explicit sexual content magazines? When I was young, I used to get into trouble in my old man's pharmacy with the almanacs, they thought I had some problem with my liver or stomach because every time I went in, I would lock myself in the bathroom and give in to masturbation almost until I was consumed, but if...it's true I never stopped buying magazines and I'll tell you that if I look at Viva or Miradas, I get stuck on Blanca Cotta and when I finish, I usually shout 'ahhh Clarin...I'm done...take it, you're a fool!' I close the magazine and continue with my life.
3. Have you remained in romantic relationships even after they became physically or emotionally abusive? What is a relationship? Ah yes, if that's what those lovebirds and Valentine's Day are about, never in my slutty life have I had one, I mean more than getting drunk at a party or having someone report me to the neighbors for spying on them at night, it doesn't make sense. I don't see the point of a relationship, you spend money...they can put you down, get you into debt with an old lady who farts...no way.
4. Do you often find yourself worried about sexual thoughts or erotic fantasies? It worries me not having internet or getting home and finding my old woman has cooked liver with rice but if we're talking about fantasies and those things I see a señorita walking a dog and I... I warm up when she bends to gather her anal waste, it sounds bad but in my mind that lady is a slut and likes the dog licking her parts, with this I'm telling you that I can even love a piece of furniture, I'm not crazy, it's not like you think.
5. Do you feel your sexual behavior is normal?
Yes, maybe it's not normal to want oneself? The slut mother doesn't harm anyone and I feel abnormal. It's okay, I admit that entering a gynecologist's office screaming Crazy women can't stand their husbands not touching their cunny and come here shopping may sound aggressive and even poorly educated but let's be realistic it's the truth.
6. Has your partner ever been concerned or complained about your sexual behavior?
Only when I brought some trouble home and we started playing at the play and the forerunner chose Barcelona first, that's a betrayal of my codes, after that everything was fine.
7. Do you have problems stopping your sexual behavior when you know it's inappropriate?
I have a principle that I always respect and it is as follows: Once you unleash the beast, take the fur If later you want war, I'll give you until the esophagus.
8. Have you ever felt bad about your sexual behavior?
I'm well, the traps are friends and like I said there are codes...no one penetrates all contentedly. But regarding the female species, I feel that when they look at me they're observing a sick sexual being and that doesn't let them see that I'm really a beautiful luminous being that radiates good vibes and if they're careless they can even fall in love...once I told one I need to be loved!! and she answered...Get out of here, sicko...make yourself break your ass and then we'll talk That's from bad people.
9. Has your sexual behavior caused problems for you or your family?
If I have to think about my family living in a beautiful house and me having to sleep at the back, caked with cold, and when someone comes over I have to... I have to think that if. At least I don't pay rent and I have a boyfriend but I feel like a pet when my old lady brings me the food in a container and tells me Eat quietly and with bread, so you'll fill up and not mess around
10. Have you ever sought help for a sexual behavior that made you uncomfortable?
The only time I tried to make therapy ended up wrapped on the couch with the psychologist, who was about 60 years old, talking about how Freud was a masturbating jerk and before she finished telling me the story of when I almost drank a liter of semen, I was taking off my pants at her saying To hell with psychology, make me feel like a slut!
11. Have you ever worried that others might find out about your sexual activities?
No, I really don't worry, although I think someone has had it up to here with me because people on the street avoid me badly, I thought it was because I'm letting my hair down and smell like a skunk after eating indigestible things but even my old lady when I'm leaving home always tells me Ay...don't do nasty things...please, so I don't find out about them at the beauty parlor... Before she would tell me to wear warm clothes now I think they've formed an image of me that is totally accurate.
12. Has someone been emotionally hurt due to your sexual behavior?
Yes, when I fell in love with a geisha because flashbacks from the movie...I found one, invited her for coffee at home and told her Look, crazy, all women are equal to me if you didn't make the movie or if you don't fit into the cinema, I'll suck three eggs, here I set the rules and brought a fancy kimono for you to wear...plus I couldn't get the music but hired the fat guy at home to sing a cappella, told her it's not a trio so don't worry She got up and before leaving she said she was a Japanese translator and if I needed a slut to look elsewhere, that made me fall in love with her, although I never saw her again and miss those ojitos looking at me like it suspected something....
13. Have you ever been accused, arrested or detained by the police or security due to sexual activities in public or inappropriate places?
I was arrested twice, the first time I was stopped while driving my car, they asked for my papers and I made a joke... In the trunk I have two Natalia Natalias and we're going home to do a trio... That time I was cut off from communication for a week. The second time was when I was leaving the police station and I told an officer you know, the whores come free...like they should fuck the slut mother I got out of my old man two days later. Never again did I make jokes to uniformed people and less with mustaches.
14. Do you have periods where you act sexually, followed by periods where you completely abstain from sex?
Abstinence is a bad word, I think, if I don't have sex in three days I start worrying and attribute everything to the increase in meat costs. But I swear on my indices and go back to practicing onanism watching repeated chapters of Chavo, Popys goes like an elephant's drunk ear.
15. Have you ever made efforts to stop a sexual behavior and failed?
Yes, when my old man told me... Do you want to keep going with whores through the window? You'll have to come work at the laundromat with me... Now I get a hold of myself in the back and make them jump over the median.
16. Do you hide some of your sexual behaviors from others?
Only my addiction to the dolls that I frequently pay to come home, dance and undress with the soundtrack of The Lion King. The rest is conventional sex and I'm not ashamed unless they dress me up as Pokémon, which would be weird.
17. Have you had multiple romantic relationships at the same time?
Yes, once, with a beautiful doll that I bought on e-bay and an Argentine industry one, it was very funny when they fought over sucking me...ahhh no, that's not what the question referred to? Ah....ok. No, then no.
18. Have you ever felt degraded by your sexual behavior?
Once when I was taken out of my brother's graduation ceremony because I went with a t-shirt that said 'If you don't swallow, keep going'. I filed a complaint against the school and soon received a letter restricting me from approaching the school within 5 blocks. My brother changed too. Fucks.
19. Has sex or erotic fantasies been a way to escape your problems?
But they never understand at the bank, first they ask you to pay off the loan and then they want you to tell them about the problems in your life....those people don't have hearts. I took an executive's payment for my debt to a cashier and said 'bring me two feces so I can tell you how I imagine you and your friend from the cash register covered in cream and licking each other, asking me not to stop filming' and I got security.
20. Do you feel depressed after having sex?
And...the truth is that a little yes, seeing all those little soldiers fighting an sterile war gives me a little pity, sometimes I give them names, maybe they're not meant to get involved with a woman so I feel sorry for them, they're part of me and I take care of it crazy.
21. Do you regularly engage in sadomasochistic behavior?
Sometimes I tie myself up in bed and force my sausage dog to lick my feet but nothing out of the ordinary except once when a cutie tied me up, blindfolded me, and thought she was going to steal my organs but only locked me up and took my wallet. I can say that time I feared for my ass.
22. Has your sexual behavior interfered with your family life?
Every single time, for example I have a conflict with my parents who have been using my inflatable dolls as life jackets in the pool for 5 years, that's declaring war on me although it was worse when my mom used the cock atomizer to grind meat for a bolognese, apart from that we live in peace. 23. Do you feel controlled by your sexual desires and romantic fantasies? If I didn't see you dressed as the Atomic Ant wearing a goose while exercising on the coastal highway, I wouldn't know if you're treating me like an idiot or if you really want to help me. Not only do I feel controlled by my desires and fantasies, sometimes I act like a porn actor from so many movies I've seen and when a cutie comes knocking at my door, it doesn't matter if they're from the Census or selling Chipa, I always think it ends up in my bed, that's why I don't have many friends, the last one came to my house to take mate and left saying never again will you come near her family. 24. Have you ever thought your sexual desire is stronger than yours? Only when I want to sleep and upon waking up find out I had a nocturnal masturbation, I don't know if I'm really that sick or if I need to go to the TV.
2. Do you regularly buy romantic or explicit sexual content magazines? When I was young, I used to get into trouble in my old man's pharmacy with the almanacs, they thought I had some problem with my liver or stomach because every time I went in, I would lock myself in the bathroom and give in to masturbation almost until I was consumed, but if...it's true I never stopped buying magazines and I'll tell you that if I look at Viva or Miradas, I get stuck on Blanca Cotta and when I finish, I usually shout 'ahhh Clarin...I'm done...take it, you're a fool!' I close the magazine and continue with my life.
3. Have you remained in romantic relationships even after they became physically or emotionally abusive? What is a relationship? Ah yes, if that's what those lovebirds and Valentine's Day are about, never in my slutty life have I had one, I mean more than getting drunk at a party or having someone report me to the neighbors for spying on them at night, it doesn't make sense. I don't see the point of a relationship, you spend money...they can put you down, get you into debt with an old lady who farts...no way.
4. Do you often find yourself worried about sexual thoughts or erotic fantasies? It worries me not having internet or getting home and finding my old woman has cooked liver with rice but if we're talking about fantasies and those things I see a señorita walking a dog and I... I warm up when she bends to gather her anal waste, it sounds bad but in my mind that lady is a slut and likes the dog licking her parts, with this I'm telling you that I can even love a piece of furniture, I'm not crazy, it's not like you think.
5. Do you feel your sexual behavior is normal?
Yes, maybe it's not normal to want oneself? The slut mother doesn't harm anyone and I feel abnormal. It's okay, I admit that entering a gynecologist's office screaming Crazy women can't stand their husbands not touching their cunny and come here shopping may sound aggressive and even poorly educated but let's be realistic it's the truth.
6. Has your partner ever been concerned or complained about your sexual behavior?
Only when I brought some trouble home and we started playing at the play and the forerunner chose Barcelona first, that's a betrayal of my codes, after that everything was fine.
7. Do you have problems stopping your sexual behavior when you know it's inappropriate?
I have a principle that I always respect and it is as follows: Once you unleash the beast, take the fur If later you want war, I'll give you until the esophagus.
8. Have you ever felt bad about your sexual behavior?
I'm well, the traps are friends and like I said there are codes...no one penetrates all contentedly. But regarding the female species, I feel that when they look at me they're observing a sick sexual being and that doesn't let them see that I'm really a beautiful luminous being that radiates good vibes and if they're careless they can even fall in love...once I told one I need to be loved!! and she answered...Get out of here, sicko...make yourself break your ass and then we'll talk That's from bad people.
9. Has your sexual behavior caused problems for you or your family?
If I have to think about my family living in a beautiful house and me having to sleep at the back, caked with cold, and when someone comes over I have to... I have to think that if. At least I don't pay rent and I have a boyfriend but I feel like a pet when my old lady brings me the food in a container and tells me Eat quietly and with bread, so you'll fill up and not mess around
10. Have you ever sought help for a sexual behavior that made you uncomfortable?
The only time I tried to make therapy ended up wrapped on the couch with the psychologist, who was about 60 years old, talking about how Freud was a masturbating jerk and before she finished telling me the story of when I almost drank a liter of semen, I was taking off my pants at her saying To hell with psychology, make me feel like a slut!
11. Have you ever worried that others might find out about your sexual activities?
No, I really don't worry, although I think someone has had it up to here with me because people on the street avoid me badly, I thought it was because I'm letting my hair down and smell like a skunk after eating indigestible things but even my old lady when I'm leaving home always tells me Ay...don't do nasty things...please, so I don't find out about them at the beauty parlor... Before she would tell me to wear warm clothes now I think they've formed an image of me that is totally accurate.
12. Has someone been emotionally hurt due to your sexual behavior?
Yes, when I fell in love with a geisha because flashbacks from the movie...I found one, invited her for coffee at home and told her Look, crazy, all women are equal to me if you didn't make the movie or if you don't fit into the cinema, I'll suck three eggs, here I set the rules and brought a fancy kimono for you to wear...plus I couldn't get the music but hired the fat guy at home to sing a cappella, told her it's not a trio so don't worry She got up and before leaving she said she was a Japanese translator and if I needed a slut to look elsewhere, that made me fall in love with her, although I never saw her again and miss those ojitos looking at me like it suspected something....
13. Have you ever been accused, arrested or detained by the police or security due to sexual activities in public or inappropriate places?
I was arrested twice, the first time I was stopped while driving my car, they asked for my papers and I made a joke... In the trunk I have two Natalia Natalias and we're going home to do a trio... That time I was cut off from communication for a week. The second time was when I was leaving the police station and I told an officer you know, the whores come free...like they should fuck the slut mother I got out of my old man two days later. Never again did I make jokes to uniformed people and less with mustaches.
14. Do you have periods where you act sexually, followed by periods where you completely abstain from sex?
Abstinence is a bad word, I think, if I don't have sex in three days I start worrying and attribute everything to the increase in meat costs. But I swear on my indices and go back to practicing onanism watching repeated chapters of Chavo, Popys goes like an elephant's drunk ear.
15. Have you ever made efforts to stop a sexual behavior and failed?
Yes, when my old man told me... Do you want to keep going with whores through the window? You'll have to come work at the laundromat with me... Now I get a hold of myself in the back and make them jump over the median.
16. Do you hide some of your sexual behaviors from others?
Only my addiction to the dolls that I frequently pay to come home, dance and undress with the soundtrack of The Lion King. The rest is conventional sex and I'm not ashamed unless they dress me up as Pokémon, which would be weird.
17. Have you had multiple romantic relationships at the same time?
Yes, once, with a beautiful doll that I bought on e-bay and an Argentine industry one, it was very funny when they fought over sucking me...ahhh no, that's not what the question referred to? Ah....ok. No, then no.
18. Have you ever felt degraded by your sexual behavior?
Once when I was taken out of my brother's graduation ceremony because I went with a t-shirt that said 'If you don't swallow, keep going'. I filed a complaint against the school and soon received a letter restricting me from approaching the school within 5 blocks. My brother changed too. Fucks.
19. Has sex or erotic fantasies been a way to escape your problems?
But they never understand at the bank, first they ask you to pay off the loan and then they want you to tell them about the problems in your life....those people don't have hearts. I took an executive's payment for my debt to a cashier and said 'bring me two feces so I can tell you how I imagine you and your friend from the cash register covered in cream and licking each other, asking me not to stop filming' and I got security.
20. Do you feel depressed after having sex?
And...the truth is that a little yes, seeing all those little soldiers fighting an sterile war gives me a little pity, sometimes I give them names, maybe they're not meant to get involved with a woman so I feel sorry for them, they're part of me and I take care of it crazy.
21. Do you regularly engage in sadomasochistic behavior?
Sometimes I tie myself up in bed and force my sausage dog to lick my feet but nothing out of the ordinary except once when a cutie tied me up, blindfolded me, and thought she was going to steal my organs but only locked me up and took my wallet. I can say that time I feared for my ass.
22. Has your sexual behavior interfered with your family life?
Every single time, for example I have a conflict with my parents who have been using my inflatable dolls as life jackets in the pool for 5 years, that's declaring war on me although it was worse when my mom used the cock atomizer to grind meat for a bolognese, apart from that we live in peace. 23. Do you feel controlled by your sexual desires and romantic fantasies? If I didn't see you dressed as the Atomic Ant wearing a goose while exercising on the coastal highway, I wouldn't know if you're treating me like an idiot or if you really want to help me. Not only do I feel controlled by my desires and fantasies, sometimes I act like a porn actor from so many movies I've seen and when a cutie comes knocking at my door, it doesn't matter if they're from the Census or selling Chipa, I always think it ends up in my bed, that's why I don't have many friends, the last one came to my house to take mate and left saying never again will you come near her family. 24. Have you ever thought your sexual desire is stronger than yours? Only when I want to sleep and upon waking up find out I had a nocturnal masturbation, I don't know if I'm really that sick or if I need to go to the TV.
33 comentários - Natalia Natalia Never tell a Cop
Solamente cuando quiero dormir y al despertarme encuentro que me hice una paja dormido, no se si realmente estoy tan enfermo o si tengo que ir a la tele.
Y VA UN AGREGADO: AL UN CASTING DE RICARDO FORT
SOS UN GENIO LOCO!!!!!
buenísmo don Bebe! me cague de risa un buen rato. Excelente che!
+ 5
MMMMM COMO SI FUERA DIVERTIDO IR AL GINECÓLOGO, ACASO CUANDO EMPIECES CON TUS VISITAS REGULARES AL PROCTÓLOGO TE VAS A DIVERTIR??? 😀 😀 😀 😀
JAJAJAJAAJA.... IGUAL ME HACES REIR!!! Y ESO ME GUSTA
BESOS!!
"Si no me viste disfrazado de la Hormiga Atomica agitando el ganso en pleno corredor aerobico de la costanera no sabria si me estas tratando de pelotudo o si realmente me queres ayudar."
Voy a revisar tus otros post 😃
Gracias Cariño por la recomendación ... 😉
que se puede decir...sos un genio,o un loco y de las dos maneras me caes bien 🙎♂️ 🙎♂️ 🙎♂️
buenisimo y la 16 me mato.un beso
+5
Es desopilante Bebe, no paré de reírme desde el principio al fin !!!
Que loco que estás man !!! Pero seguí así, con esa locura que llena de sonrisas y carcajadas a todos los que te leemos y esperamos con ansia, semana a semana, una de tus nuevas entregas.
Memorable post man !!!
Obvio que a favoritos y volveremos !!!
PS1: No sabes donde se venden esas remeras que dicen: "Si no tragas, segui de largo" ? Queremos dos !!!
😀 😀 😀
PS2: La cita de Groucho: "- Hace tiempo conviví casi dos años con una mujer hasta descubrir que sus gustos eran exactamente como los míos: los dos estábamos locos por las chicas." perfectamente bien la podría haber escrito yo !!!
😀 😀 😀
Gracias por compartir.
Besos y Lamiditas !!!
Compartamos, comentemos, apoyemos, hagamos cada vez mejor esta maravillosa Comunidad !!!
No te puedo decir que parte me hizo reir mas porque no pare desde que empece, es mas sos un alegrador de almas
Te dejo los 10 de hoy
me cague de risa de principio a fin
sos un k po!!!!!
Lo empecè a leer el otro dìa y hoy lo terminè.
Gran delirio, del que vale!! 😀
RECOMENDADO! 😉
no, mortal, hdp, muy bueno!!! 😀 😀 😀 😀 😀
volvere..
sinseramente me recague de risa mal, loco te felicito por este post
El mejor, o por lomenos uno de los mejores:
Me sentí identificado con ese 😃
Mortal Locura Mortal!!!
😀 😀 😀 😀 😀 😀 😀 😀 😀 😀 😀 😀
jajajaja por favor!! que enfermo de la cabeza!!
me ta a terminar haciendo creer que su nueva fantasia es un disfraz de baku-gan!!
Dejo puntos señor!
siempre es lo mejor de mi dia leer sus post!
Muchas gracias por el aporte, segui asi!!!!
Postea, comparti, comenta, disfruta...
Volvimos con simbólicos puntos de reconocimiento !!!
GENIOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO !!!
Excelente!!!!
Me encantan los relatos bombonazo, son divertidos y buen contenido
Entonces............... a seguirte BB 🙎♂️ 🙎♂️