Barra de tragos poringueros y sus garches (parte 2)

Insisto, que frio do caralho, irmão! Acabei de ir pegar umas ferramentas no quintal e voltei todo cagado de frio. Fui mexer nas bolas e nem achei elas!
Aí pensei: vou buscar uns drinks e uns vídeos pra fazer a segunda parte da bar de drinks dos Poringa Boys, pra combater essa merda de inverno...
Eu tenho um meu que chamei de "Trem da Meia-Noite": é assim, faz um chá preto fervendo, coloca 2 doses de Boussac, adoça com mel, e manda ver de uma vez... É ideal pra tosse e pra ficar bêbado antes de ir capotar. No dia seguinte, você se sente como se tivesse sido atropelado por uma formação do "Estrela do Norte".
A ginebra pura e simples é uma solução ideal pro frio, mas às vezes, segundo relatos, faz arder o cu (nunca ficou claro se é por causa da bebida ou do peido que vem depois).
Se você é desse tipo sensível, vou deixar uns drinks gourmet pra você...

1 - GafanhotoO gafanhoto é um clássico... mais conhecido como o drink do velho tarado, é assim: você pega uma mina que tem mais estrada que o Carlos Pelegrini e come ela nos sonhos. No dia seguinte, ela vai contar pra todo mundo que um velho tarado se aliviou olhando pra ela, e as outras novinhas vão falar "que nojo..." fazendo cara de quem sentiu um pum... mas você, felizão...Ingredientes1 parte de licor crema de menta
1 parte de licor crema de porra
1 parte de licor crema de chocolate branco
1 garota puta, de preferência loira
1 jovem gostoso como eu, sem pelo e com barriga





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1 parte de xarope de romã
1 parte de Vodka
1 parte de Triple Sec
3 partes de Rum
1 loirinha gostosa que se acaba com o comedor enorme e branquinho
1 corajoso que come ela igual um animal[/swf]http://embed.redtube.com/player/?id





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1 clara de ovo
75 cc de rum envelhecido
1 colher de chá de açúcar
100 cc de leite integral
Noz-moscada
Flor no cabelo
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[/swf][/swf][/swf]http://embed.redtube.com/player/?idhttp://embed.redtube.com/player/?idhttp://embed.redtube.com/player/?id4 - Conhaque Quente:[/swf][/swf][/swf]http://embed.redtube.com/player/?idhttp://embed.redtube.com/player/?idhttp://embed.redtube.com/player/?idÉ assim, a patricinha faz bochecho de conhaque e te esfrega a pica até deixar ela igual uma salsicha cozida... pode ser que nunca mais tu fique de pau duro, mas o frio, mano, tu não tem ideia como ela combate!![/swf][/swf][/swf]http://embed.redtube.com/player/?idhttp://embed.redtube.com/player/?idhttp://embed.redtube.com/player/?idIngredientes[/swf][/swf][/swf]http://embed.redtube.com/player/?idhttp://embed.redtube.com/player/?idhttp://embed.redtube.com/player/?id1 dose de conhaque
1 loira com vontade de arrancar e engolir enquanto te chupa
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1 quilo de buceta condensada
1 vidrinho de essência de baunilha
1 colher de café solúvel
1/2 colher de cacau
1 Garrafa de Baileys comprada no supermercado "o bom vizinho" do Chin Lang Peng
2 Gauchinhas gostosas e festeiras
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