Si querés hacerle el culo a tu chica + yapa (resubido)

Lovely people of P!, I'm uploading the post again, as it's never too late to have some good advice when putting on a leather ring!!!!!

How do you make a good ass?

The average age where the ass is delivered is around 20-21 years old. That's about it.

Anyway, you start enjoying it more later on, like at 25/26/27, because you stop sleeping with guys and look for types with more experience and not guys who just want to burst their cock in your face.

The ass doesn't break or hurt. Making an ass is an art.

I understand, girls, that when they want to make the ass and try, it hurts like a cramp, but this happens because the mutant you're with in bed has a hard-on that's overflowing from his eyes and wants to put his cock inside a thimble.

Repeat, making an ass is an art. The ass doesn't ask questions. When you ask, you lose.

Except if the cutie is RE-copied, RE-gauched, and likes minimal techno. If those three factors apply, then you can ASK for the Booty, but usually, it's not asked for, it's found.

For her to give you the Booty, you first have to know how to make it, otherwise, you'll get what we call in party slang: chain of favors.

That is, if you do it wrong, that cutie won't deliver the ass anymore. Then, if I fuck you, I'll never give you the leather ring because a guy like you hurt me.

Later on, I'll give instructions on how to make a good ass. For now, since I'm not the king who KNOWS about booties, but after many mistakes, now I can screw and laugh.

First, you have to get into the mood, eat her stew, be a fool, and walk around with your tongue hanging out like crazy, so you rub against the Cyclops' eye (here's where you laugh because I said Cyclops' eye and think I'm a grosero from texts).

Once she's all wet and done, it's very annoying that you get hard. Now, if you still haven't even paged her, don't ask her to... Give the Booty.

Instructions to make a Booty:
1. Squeeze it
2. Do it 2 or 3 times
3. Let her suck your cock very little, so it stays hot and horny
4. Suck all the fluid out
5. Get rid of the gum because you're making a terrible mess
6. Be an idiot and give her a tongue-lashing (only for cultured people)
7. If you see that when you gave her a tongue-lashing she tightens up or gets uncomfortable, stop everything and ask... Do you mind?

There are 2 options:
- Do you mind?
- Yes, I mind
- Why?
- I don't like it
- But I do, it's great
- You told me not to, but would you like me to suck your Booty?, it's disgusting
- I wish you'd suck my Booty!
- You're the worst, loser!
- Take a charter, you're a pig.

In that case, the cutie leaves and you're left alone, and if you took Viagra you wasted $50.
Then, what do I know, invite her for a couple of drinks first and let's resume the conversation...
- Do you mind?
- Haha, no... it gives me little rosaries
- Don't tell me little rosaries because you drive me crazy, babe, let me eat that colaaaa
- Ay... it tickles!
- But do you like it?
- Yes, I know
Ok, now you have a positive one, 90% of cuties like having their Booty sucked, so we can continue with the instructions.

8. She's got her ass up in the air, and if you fall asleep for even a second, she'll sit down and wait for you to do the missionary normally, so every second that she has her totó up is VITAL.
9. Round off the hole with the tip of your tongue
10. Put the little tip of your tongue in, but always with your hand playing with her clitoris, because doubts about whether it excites her 100%.
11. While you're teasing her more and more strongly and she's moaning like a pig being burned with a blowtorch, start putting your tongue in
12. She'll feel uncomfortable at first, the first 2 minutes, then she'll start pushing her ass towards you to let your tongue in more and more.
13. Grab the Prime box and see what comes out with a

the little trick that you always thought was a humidity-proof bag, open it and massage it with that lubricant on your anus with that lubricant.

14. If it doesn't come with lubricant, make yourself masturbate but don't use W40 at all.

15. Start putting in your finger, the tip of your finger

16. If the tip goes in, the finger goes in

17. If one finger goes in, after 3 minutes the other goes in

18. And if both fingers go in, it's going to enter you, thicker than two fingers WE KNOW you don't have it. If you want to tell the cuties that you measure 22x6, but EVERYONE KNOWS you don't measure that and you won't even measure yourself with a ruler from your balls

19. Put the turtle head slowly into the Booty

20. Tell her guarangadas, they like the situation and the morbo of rape

21. Penetrate it very slowly, and each time deeper

22. She's going to feel like she's shitting, if you think about it, it's rare, but they start to like it

23. Don't forget to keep teasing her

24. The background music has to be something very relaxing, forget about Megadeth or System of a Down

25. Finish inside, don't think that after that the cutie is going to give you a blow job because you're really a son of a bitch

When you take it out, be very careful.

You can take it out with a carrot on the tip (more known as CABSHA ON THE TIP), or you can take it out clean like if you had put it in a bottle of water SER.

Here's the topic of not shitting at the next flaccid guy who takes her, if you take her out with a prize, she doesn't know it, otherwise she'll die of shame. If you take her out clean, show it to her and she'll stay calm. If there's a smell of shit, well... what are you waiting for? Maybe the ass will come out with a GLADE plug?. Finally, as a gauchada, check if the lips of the ass have stayed even, because after having sex it's like they're left in disarray, so if you're a cop, order her to tidy up the ravioles that are left messy.a gift... for all of you




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