It turns out I have less time than before. Less time is less computer... because at home my divine goats use it and I think the Galician one wouldn't like to see me in Poringa. It's old-fashioned, right?... I remember when we first saw a Porno, she told me... neither in hell will you make me do that. So draw your conclusions! And less Poringa, is less pingo paraded, because we're going! it's very stimulating to come and see and read and who knows what else! It'll be for that or who knows why, but the other day my friend didn't work out. And it's not the first time, I already got screwed by a guy. If it doesn't work, I put on the mate and watch the box eating cookies, dad! I'm not traumatized... I'm ininputable But while waiting for water, I started thinking...
TODAY: 6 things that lower and/or shrink your dick
Leaving aside the vascular failure of the dick, nerves, prostate, cosmic fart, andropause age, unheated cutie, long johns, glacial cold, armpit smell or mackerel at sun, cholesterol, accounts that don't close, masculine flabbiness, skin-colored briefs, your brother-in-law, leaks on the bed, diarrhea, car alarm or house alarm ringing, your son bursting into the room and asking 'what are you doing to mom?' and other known reasons that bother our little friend's cylindrical soul... Let's go to the specific cases that concern us like it were about the ass... (and not the six sexual ones). I warn you already that this has a macho tone, but have mercy on me, I'm old, prostate, bald, and it didn't stop for me... let's put humor because otherwise I'll have to tie the cock to the sarmiento when it goes out at eleven (and with my luck, that day they'll be on strike... from Paro and the one who gave birth to me!)The neighbor on the toilet:The thing is like this, you enter the public bathroom and get ready for the golden pee, come holding it in since you left off the last mate. You stop in front of the urinal, aim at the most worn-out soap, and when you're about to take a stream... A son of a prostitute appears and stands next to you. Everyone knows what's going on... what they don't know is that not only doesn't it come out, but your friend also shrinks... I calculate 2 mm for every time you get caught in that situation... and look, it doesn't matter if you pretend you're peeing and shake off at the end... No sir! It's the same... it shrinks just as much papa!!! Don't believe me? Think about it, you'll see!!Level of suction:2mm by assault... Yes, yes assault daddy!!!Solution:I'll be in the toilets even if you splash me with shit
The bad end of the ass:Most of the time, it's one guilty party, but sometimes the partner doesn't help... That's how you come home coked up, looked at all the cuties on the street, had to take distance like you were in a shooting range because otherwise you'd lean against the OCA mailman, arrive home, and when you get all mellow... bad mood cuts off your inspiration citing any reason that ranks from depression to relatives' visits, passing through body part pains you didn't know about, crying friends, dirty laundry, delayed work, and a thousand more things... it's a wild powder, wasn't it like nobody could refuse a glass of water?Bore depth:3 mm more than what it had grown before arriving, wouldn't hurt taking a picture of it when it's hard. It will never be seen the same againSolution:Make yourself a masturbation with the Swedish in the Club Cupon advertisement
3 - The complicit silence:You want to put it in... the patroness accepted and even made a little one! The friend gets up, you get into bed... And when you're putting it in... she makes a silence like her mother's pussy. Don't be sons of sluts... They do it to me on purpose, I think until 70, birds don't fly, cars don't start, dudes don't play ball and neighbors don't yell! Then, you try not to make noise because your daughters or your sister-in-law or your old lady or your neighbor who wants to give it to your wife since he saw her and you're trying to fuck slowly, like disarming a nuclear bomb and when you want to come... she's little and sloppy like a little one... No, I already tried turning up the music and it was worse because my daughter came to see what was going on... It cost me a fortune on the psychologist.Level of suction:It was at least 1 cm short and I ended up short-changed... I mean the guy ended up shortSolution:Pay for a hotel and scream even if you don't get along, at least make those next to you jealous, damn shit
4 - Use the word: sandpaperWe're not very skilled with the ladies, it's known (before some lady starts complaining that I didn't get her excited enough). But this isn't a case of clumsiness, it's the cutie who doesn't get wet even with all the known excitement maneuvers, plus 5 liters of canola oil. It has the word: pussy aspera like a 100-grit sandpaper and you're such a sad laborer, you put it in with joy and eagerness and the result is desperate. Be careful with the access speed because you might waste it like soap on bricks!Bleed level:Depends on how fast you can garchaste, you could lose up to 1 cm to mid-head!Solution:Find another woman, or satisfy her with bought-in-Tiger ball-end-of-wool yarns and make a barbecue with what's left of them. Look at the photos of the prostitutes and do a wet paper tube masturbation (using a moistened toilet paper tube with warm water)
The 5 - The boyfriend's package of your daughter:You arrive home with the mistress of eating and the girlfriend's boyfriend is on the couch... she has short shorts and half pulls them down when you enter... you approach to give the hand to the boyfriend's little sister and see her cock like a circus tent. And you start thinking... they were kissing, yeah and good... the young lady is pretty... you also get hot kissing... but you see that she nervously runs her hand over her clothes... and doubt enters (don't make stupid jokes about the podonga, please, this is serious) Was I getting it on? no no no... she's 15, not that... and the guy keeps going at full tilt with the tent... you leave them calm because the mistress has a gender contract with the little girl (daughter of a slut, also did you make her masturbate... not?) and you go to your room, and she wants it and you look at the cock and decide... I want to cut it off and make it the cockroach of my life...Level of suction:It doesn't matter because it's not going to stop anywaySolution:Have sons (heterosexuals, unless you're in the same one), think of Maradona scoring against the English (But not the one with his hand, the one who screwed you), listen to a Troilo tango, take the dog for a walk, get laid...
6 - The noises from the girl's room: This is a terrible continuation of the previous one. There are few things more terrifying than hearing someone fuck a daughter... It competes with hearing your old folks get fucked, but I think it's worse. Because you're torn between tenderness and the urge to cut off the son of that slut who's giving her head... And don't even mention if you feel the silence of the night, the classic sound of unzipping a breast pump... by then you can't fuck for a year... The image of the girl with her legs spread or sucking cock on the guy chases you until you go to the vegetable stand, last time I asked the Chinese guy for the curved saw of the anvil to cut it off and he didn't understand me...Level of suction:Indefinite suspensionSolution:Make yourself a deacon, cry listening to Cacho Castaña, get drunk with Boussac, chew tergopol with cement, practice Tai Chi in a slaughterhouse square, try getting your ass broken if you don't have hemorrhoids and if you do... cut it off and put it in the ass of memoryEpilogue:Hey! Hey! what the hell was that noise... who's the boyfriend of who??? And my god, my poor pigeon's balls... If I'm talking too much, next week, I also cut off my balls...
Claudio hugs you, Good Night!
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140 comentários - 6 things that bring you down (Humor)
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Nos descostillamos de risa !!! 😀 😀 😀 😀 😀
Un auténtico pensador de los "dramas contemporáneos" !!!!
A favoritos y volveremos Capo !!!!
Gracias por compartir.
Angie te deja Besos y Lamiditas !!!
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Van puntos, saludos, te sigo y a favoritos. Seguí así escribiendo para P! Un abrazo capo
tendría que ser delito de lesa poronguidad la concha de lija, y que venga la Corte penal internacional a juzgarlos...Un abrazo, y seguí así
+10 Capo. Groso total....
TE GANASTE EL ASOMBRO DE RON!!!
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EL DÍA QUE TENGA UNA HIJA, LE VOY A HACER LEER ESTOS POST LA CONCHA DE LA LORA!!!!
ÍDOLO...GENIO...TIENE QUE SALIR EL LIBRO O LA PELÍCULA...
EXCELENTE...
Excelente postazo!!!!!!!!!!!!
Me mató la metáfora jajaajajja. Morí de risa!!
Muy bueno Claudio! 😃
Me alegraste la mañana...
Besos!
y yo que tengo dos nenas la puta que me parioooooooooooooooooooooooooo lloro y me rio a la vez, me rio ahora y lloro por lo que vendra... como recuerdo las caras de asesinos seriales de los padres da mis noviecitas de turno... tambien, tendrias que haber visto MI cara de asesino serial jajajaja todo vuelve, todo vuelve...
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Abrazo.
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Una genialidad tras otra 😃
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