Karma and Ranks [The Mailbox]

Before anything I want to thank the good vibes of Mod @Pablo who kindly gave me permission to release this new version after my request. Thanks crazy guy.

Dear Poringa boys,

As some of you already know, we've been thinking, developing and testing a new system for better evaluating the quantity and quality of daily wanks we register. Thanks to this, we came up with the idea of developing an electronic masturbation evaluation system that assesses both positive and negative wanks. Alongside this, we implemented a new 2.0 ranking system for wanks which will help identify better those who can be considered Great Wankers and therefore deserving of the Golden Lamidita award or those wankers who don't contribute anything and only harm their health by navigating P! eating yogurt with cereals to avoid dehydration, so we have a voucher for a whole day at Spa Rebelde Aldo Bonzi for them.

What is this new electronic masturbation system? And what about Candela?

Electronic masturbation according to various religions and also according to Marx in his postulate The capitalist accumulation of cum in cybernetic times is a transcendental energy (invisible and immeasurable like Voldemort sometimes) that doesn't derive so much from people's actions as from the posts they put in front of their eyes. This premise is the basis for many reputation systems, which we implement on Poringa!, good actions increase karma, and bad actions decrease it. As for Candela, she stayed with the grandparents, don't know about the motorcycle.

Poringa!'s electronic masturbation 2.0 system works with an internal scoring model, each good or bad action increases or decreases the level of masturbation according to its importance and/or lechistic content: for example, if more than 150 users checked the box I'm getting off to this post the post paid off and increased the score. As the heat of the people rises and if on the contrary...the post is about Ukrainian grandmothers and only because I want to say that 5 users loved themselves...those 5 already have half a ticket to Aldo Bonzi....and based on all actions performed over time, we arrive at a global electronic masturbation value which is used to assign a range and public masturbation value.

What attitudes increase the Public Masturbation Range?

* Making good wanks and commenting them via shout with the hashtag #Mimorsavive
- Receiving points in your photos of comparisons of pits with shampoo bottles, peppers, carrots...Remote control plasma double value.
- Receiving good comments on your beautiful public hair. If you get a permanent, duplicate it.
- When other users make masturbation jealous of your masturbation, this is half confusing, we know but don't mess around.
- When your shouts or topics transcend social networks and appear on C5N in the program of the effeminate who travels the world with colorful bows inventing languages.
- Receiving responses like With that candle I fulfill years every day / Taladrame the butt and tell me Piquetera of shit
- Moderating your content, cutting off your toenail clippings, ear hair, and other disgusting things.

What attitudes decrease the Public Masturbation Range?

* Wanking looking at Discovery
- Creating contents like I went to the kiosk with my pit and show it to you
- Making comments like Mamita, do you know what ravioles I make with your ricotta!

* With bad attitudes:
- Sending private messages with little light.
- Responding to messages from poringa girls who want to get to know you because you seem cool and you say My life is the Academy, I don't care about anything, I don't want to take a coffee, come to my house, I have a Caniche that listens to Metallica hole I made in my piece - Being suspended (from Taringa! or in communities) managing the miserable honor of Golden Krupoviesa - Calling 911 to report that another Poringa boy blew you a cutie. Crush the cock, the police won't come. - Deleting posts where it's obvious you have a small dick. Most people have already seen it.

Some examples:

Sometimes I read everything, I make myself masturbate with sound and everything, and my karma goes up or down. Why? / Does your dick work? Let's talk about it later.

It might happen that you post 100 cock pictures from different angles. It might happen that you create a collage with rainbows and elves singing songs in your name. It might happen that people think you should work at Schwanek because of the number of pixels on your testicle photos, but nothing guarantees sex.

New Ranks:

The traditional ranks (novices, new full users, full users, and great users) no longer exist, from now on the new ranks will be:

Leo García: karma -1
Uninitiated masturbator with Mickey's sweater: karma 0
Social media amateur without balls: karma 1
Masturbator of small dick: karma 2
Masturbator with headphones without stereo sound: karma 3
Boyfriend of Poringa girl who doesn't appear in photos: karma 4
Proletarian of the cock: karma 5
Poringa boy who dares to show beer belly: karma 6
Socrates of sex I exist because I come: karma 7
Golpistas of sex If we organize, we'll all get screwed: karma 8
Assistant professor The city and the common good in the context of massive self-satisfaction: karma 9
Bond agents of self-satisfaction: karma 10
Bourgeois of cock: karma 11
Bambino Veira: karma 12

Special Ranks (no karma):

Batman
Matias Alé
Hot Dogs
Messi

* Points are renewed every time you reload the milk tank.

For a Poringa! Thank you very much!