My 6 Years in P!

GOOD MY DEAR FRIENDS/AS for being boys/AS I WANT TO THANK YOU BEFORE ANYTHING FOR THESE 6 YEARS OF BEAUTIFUL COMMUNITY...I HAD PREPARED A VERY COPIED DISCOURSE, WITH TEARS AND PUNCHES AT THE SHOUT OF WHAT HAPPINESS I HAVE, IT SEEMS LIKE PALITO ORTEGA BUT INFLATION AND WHEN I SAY INFLATION I REFER TO MY AUNT AURORA, DELAYED ME IN THIS FESTIVAL, ANYWAY I WANT TO RESCUE SOME VALUES AND MAXIMS THAT I HAVE LEARNED AND CELEBRATED DAY AFTER DAY OF ALL THIS TIME, WISHING YOU MUCH ROCK AND ROLL AND WARNING YOU ABOUT THE EXCESSIVE USE OF IBUPROFEN 600 I LEAVE YOU A HUG FROM SOULS AND AM GRATEFUL FOR ALL THE COMMENTS AND MESSAGES I RECEIVE FROM GOOD VIBES, TO KNOW THAT IT MAKES YOU SMILE AND THOSE WHO SEND PITS ALONG WITH REMOTE CONTROLS OR SHAMPOO PACKAGES ALSO UNDERSTAND. A HUG TO ALL! SALUTE AND HAPPY NEW YEAR.

I WANT TO MAKE A SPECIAL MENTION TO CERTAIN USERS, I WAS GOING TO DO DEDICATED ONES WITH THEIR NAMES IN RICE PACKETS, POLENTA AND OTHER THINGS FROM THE BASIC BASKET BUT I DIDN'T HAVE TIME, THEN...A MENTION TO CERTAIN USERS FOR THEIR BREATH, SPECIAL ATTENTION, HABITUAL COMMENT, SUGGESTING MESSAGE, TOPICS, STORIES AND ABOVE ALL, TO THOSE USERS WHO ALONG THIS TIME HAVE BEEN TELLING ME THE LAUGHTER AND GOOD MOMENTS THEY HAVE PASSED EITHER ALONE OR IN PAIR.

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SOMEONE WILL SAY...TO THIS SON OF A VOLCANO OF WHORES, I WON'T TALK TO YOU ANYMORE BECAUSE YOU DIDN'T REMEMBER ME...WELL, I APOLOGIZE, I KNOW IT'S EGOISTIC...IF YOU THINK

Close your eyes for a second and think of Chuck Norris, ready, you're dead.

I'll leave the funny part of the post below, which if it had a title wouldn't know what to call itself, Besis (?)

Your days have become really unbearable, you realized when you found yourself watching Malmann's program, getting excited with a Patagonian rabbit catch of a passionate red color that elevated your endorphins and if it weren't for your old lady calling you to tell you the cinder was ready on the table, you would probably have hallucinated that that rabbit was the one who inspired the Playboy owner in another life, which would have led you to get drunk thinking about the bitches who always surrounded him. Old prick.

Taking a simple glass of cum for yourself in your situation could be an overdose of cum that could put your life at risk, and your old lady's friends from four or five decades ago had nicknamed you just born because you lived like that.

The conversations at your house after dinner always had two topics: the media law and how many used sheets you wore in a month. You're remembered as the dude who once told a cutie in a complicated situation... Everything is fine between us and what you feel for me... I'd say that sometimes I even thought I was really in love with you, but my honesty prevails and I don't want to hurt you, even if everything is fine, I can't leave the cock if it doesn't bother you... I wish I could have the last word on this matter... now... if you tell me you're okay with it and we share this pleasure together, I'll buy you a bag of sugus and we'll eat them in balls looking at Narda.. You don't know how many orgasms that crazy woman generates...

Obviously, you never saw that feminine again, who later posted flyers on campus, claiming that you had stolen her teddy bear because in the sector where this animal had a cavity for batteries you discharged your electricity... things that no one could empirically prove.

The simple equation that ruled your life >>> masturbation = FULLNESS

Sometimes you would buy the cheapest covers at the kiosk because you knew your old lady was checking your backpack and once she had asked you why you had a pot of vaseline and a baseball glove manopla and you didn't have a better idea than to invent that suddenly you felt attracted to experiencing different sensations, your old lady didn't understand a thing and took you out with a psychologist whom you attended with the best vibe but the session lasted as long as a fart in the air and was summarized by these three questions:

What brings you here...where do you want to start?

I brought the bus and leaned on an old lady. I don't like starting, I like cum man.

Do you feel like you have a tendency towards self-satisfaction?

Naaaaa, it seems like! Do you think so because of the Amazonian hairs on my left palm? It's just an optical illusion in reality I'm ambidextrous and I touch myself with both...I even invented ambiguous masturbation, which consists of grabbing my trunk with both hands and doing the pertinent movement at the rhythm of Pintaaameeeeeeeee by Elvis Crespo.

You need urgent treatment...
Chupala.
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You tried to drain your lacteal flow by taking some outdoor courses, trying to make your mind travel to other sides and not always to a butt or the teeth of a giraffe but the results were too sad:

Pilates Course: You denounced me for causing a disturbance in a harmony and relaxation class making poses on my elastic bed at the cry of If you like...it fits you slut....so give it siiiiiii, fart in my eye and tell me pirate of shit
Dog Training Course: They kicked me out because with your dog we mimicked each other's legs around the instructor. collection that in class were all boys. QUE VIVA PERÓN!