Comi minha comadre gostosa

Meus compadres Juan e Maria
São os mais animados nas festas,

Ele gosta muito de um gole,
Ela adora dançar e se divertir pra caralho,

No dia do aniversário da minha comadre,
Chegamos lá pelas nove da noite
na casa dela,

Eles, como sempre, nos receberam super bem,
Os amigos e parentes já estavam
confraternizando como de costume,

Sentamos na mesa dos meus compadres,

Nos serviram o jantar e depois ficamos curtindo,

Perguntei pela minha comadre e ele disse
foi pegar umas coisas que faltavam, não demora,

Tava com minha esposa dançando quando
minha comadre chegou,

Ela tava usando um vestido vermelho justinho
dava pra ver uma raba gostosa, mmmm, da minha comadre,
Os peitos dela pareciam que iam explodir, grandes e gostosos,
Umas pernas cheinhas com meia azul

Quando chegamos na mesa, ela cumprimentou a gente,
Minha esposa falou: vamos brindar pela aniversariante,

Preparei uma dose pra cada e brindamos,
Minha comadre perguntou pra minha esposa se podia me tirar pra dançar,
Rimos os quatro
e eu levei ela pra dançar,

Já dançando, falei: O que houve, comadre?
Tá muito gostosa,

Ela respondeu: Melhor o senhor reparou,
compadre, do que meu marido,

Eu continuei a conversa e falei: Mas como,
se a senhora tá um arraso?

Ela sorriu e não disse nada,

Voltando da dança, preparei as doses delas, que não duravam nada na mão da minha esposa e da minha mulher,

Meu compadre não parava de beber com os parentes e amigos,

Minha comadre sentou no meio da minha mulher e de mim,
Elas já estavam meio altas,

Minha mulher foi ao banheiro e eu fiquei com minha comadre na mesa,
Ela perguntou: Eu pareço atraente pra você, compadre?
Eu falei: A senhora é muito atraente, comadre, e bem gostosa, uma delícia,

Nisso minha mulher voltou, ela não falou mais nada,

Sentada, o vestido subia
e dava pra ver bem as pernas dela,
Ela percebeu que eu tava olhando as pernas,

Mas não fez nada pra baixar o vestido,

Os convidados começaram a ir embora,
só restaram poucos,

Sendo nós os últimos,
Falei pro meu compadre que a gente passava lá retirar,
Eles nos disseram pra ficar mais
um tempo,

Eu olhei pra minha esposa bem tonta,
E perguntei se ela queria ficar mais,

Ela disse que sim,
A gente se acomodou na mesa e continuou
dançando e conversando,

Lá pras quatro da manhã,
Minha mulher foi dormir,
Meu compadre ficou babando na cadeira umas meia hora depois,

Minha comadre olhou pra ele e disse,
Já capotou o bicho,

Eu falei: vamos dançar, comadre?
Ela levantou e disse: Pra isso e mais eu tô aqui, compadre,

Eu cheguei no ouvido dela e falei:
Não me tenta, comadre,
Ela me respondeu passando a mão no meu peito,
Que compadre, cê não gostou?

Eu peguei ela pela cintura e mandei um beijo na boca,
Ela me segurou pela cabeça,

Comecei a descer as mãos pras bundonas dela,
Ela se esfregava no meu pau bem gostoso,

Ela me pegou pela mão e disse: vamos
pro quarto de serviço,

Fechei a porta e comecei a beijar os peitões dela, lindos pra fora do vestido,
Ela desabotoou minha calça,

Eu continuei chupando os bicos grandes dela,
Ela se ajoelhou e começou a chupar meu pau,
Chupava igual uma desesperada,

Eu metia o pau até a garganta dela,
Depois levantei ela e subi o vestido,
Puxei a calcinha fio dental pro lado e meti
o pau inteiro na buceta dela já bem molhada, mmmmmmm tava quentinha, mm

Levantei a perna dela e ela me abraçou,
Ela tava toda ofegante,
curtindo meu pau, mmm mmm mm
que pau gostoso você tem, compadre, mmm mmm aiii que delícia,

Eu virei ela e abri as bundonas dela,
Fui enfiando devagar,
Ela: mmmmm aiii mmmm pau lindo, compadre,
Eu tava super excitado comendo minha comadre,

Num certo momento ela me fala:
Me come,

Eu tirei e passei saliva,
Enfiei no cu dela que apertava muito
gostoso,
Ela soltou um gemido gostoso: 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Tava minha comadre super gostosa,
Rebolava gostoso demais aquele rabão,
Nós dois tava suando pra caralho,

Ela fala: deixa eu cavalgar,
Eu deitei no chão e ela montou em mim,
Pegou meu pau e enfiou bem devagar,
Aproveitando cada centímetro,

Eu olhava e curtia cada rebolado dela,
Que era sensacional,
Depois de um tempo ela me disse,

Quero o sessenta e nove,
A gente se ajeitou e começou a chupar, era foda ter a buceta dela na minha cara,

Senti ela molhar minha cara toda com os sucos dela,
Eu super excitado sentia como eu chupava e enfiava tudo até a garganta,

Ela: Mmmm mmmmm mmmn mmmm tô gozando mmmm tô gozandooooo,
Senti ela gozar e não parei de chupar,

Ela se mexia e curtia pra caralho,
Parou quieta e levantou,
Me falou: como você quer terminar, compadrinho?

Eu falei pra ela ficar de quatro,
Ela se ajeitou e eu meti com tudo,
No rabão dela, ela rebolava muito gostoso,

Eu não aguentei mais e gozei dentro da bunda dela: mmmmm mmmmmmm mmmm,
Ela sentindo não parou de rebolar,
Até eu terminar de gozar,

A gente descansou e foi dormir,

No dia seguinte no almoço,
Meu compadre comentou que a mulher dele
se divertiu pra caramba,

Eu falei que nós também,
Ela chegou e disse: outra festa assim a gente tem que fazer mais vezes, né compadre?

Eu falei: quando vocês quiserem, tamo dentro,
né love? E minha esposa tava super de ressaca, só balançou a cabeça dizendo sim,

Espero que gostem e publiquem, e comentem.
Desde já, obrigado.

ATT: Seu amigo Ivan

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