Today November 2nd in Mexico we celebrate Day of the Dead, a very paradoxical tradition since we remember our loved ones who are no longer in this material plane. And at the same time, we write jokes or funny verses that we call Calaveras related to death.
I dedicate this Skull to Poringa and the Poringa boys and Poringa girls. I hope you like it.
The Skull arrived at Poringa
Of bad humor and in a rage
Because it wanted to take a Poringa boy to the cemetery.
Don't be scared, it's Death,
It's very thin and only tall
And since it couldn't and left
But it frightened everyone.
The Bald One returned for her rights
Found everyone dancing reggaeton
She looked at them and suddenly lowered their pants.
Everyone was scared and timid, not laughing
But the Skeleton! Ah how she enjoyed herself!
There was a Poringa girl
Eating a papaya
Death said: eat melon and let's go to the dark place.
Another one was eating an ear of corn
The Skull came and threw a stone at her.
Maruja was eating a tamale
And Death told her fuck you, anal sex.
The most beautiful one was sitting in the living room
The Skeleton came and asked for her heart.
The Poringa boys were already very annoyed
With the Skeleton they got angry
And at the door of Poringa
They kicked her out by force.
Everyone was dying laughing
And the Catrina returned and wiped their smile away.
The Skull had then fulfilled its mission
And would take the city's cemetery to Poringa.
I dedicate this Skull to Poringa and the Poringa boys and Poringa girls. I hope you like it.
The Skull arrived at Poringa
Of bad humor and in a rage
Because it wanted to take a Poringa boy to the cemetery.
Don't be scared, it's Death,
It's very thin and only tall
And since it couldn't and left
But it frightened everyone.
The Bald One returned for her rights
Found everyone dancing reggaeton
She looked at them and suddenly lowered their pants.
Everyone was scared and timid, not laughing
But the Skeleton! Ah how she enjoyed herself!
There was a Poringa girl
Eating a papaya
Death said: eat melon and let's go to the dark place.
Another one was eating an ear of corn
The Skull came and threw a stone at her.
Maruja was eating a tamale
And Death told her fuck you, anal sex.
The most beautiful one was sitting in the living room
The Skeleton came and asked for her heart.
The Poringa boys were already very annoyed
With the Skeleton they got angry
And at the door of Poringa
They kicked her out by force.
Everyone was dying laughing
And the Catrina returned and wiped their smile away.
The Skull had then fulfilled its mission
And would take the city's cemetery to Poringa.
8 comentários - Calavera Poringuera para Día de Muertos
la flaca llego preguntando por un bombon,
maria candelaria se asomaba, y dijo caliente
la calaca yo sin dientes y esta nena
se me cae la baba.
maria imploro, solo quiero lucir con mis fotos,
pero sin compasion la tilica dijo por calientes y
poringueros me los llevo a todos.....
feliz dia de muertos... 😉 😀 🙎♂️
:buenpost::buenpost::headbang::headbang::buenpost::buenpost::headbang::headbang::buenpost::buenpost::headbang::headbang::buenpost:
y tu creación esta muy original
nos quedamos sin pts pero volveremos
besos