Being sociable and carrying a true hangover with you entails a great responsibility (as my uncle Ben would say): that of ensuring the happiness of good friends. Because if a woman is happy, her friend will be too.
The woman of my best friend
Dear friend: it's true that with your wife we didn't start off on the best note, and I confess that at some point I feared this incident could harm our lifelong friendship. But luckily we started getting along better, partly thanks to her proverbial clumsiness. Always so clumsy she is... like when she wanted to send a photo while taking sunbaths and accidentally sent it to me instead. She almost died of embarrassment, that's why she asked me never to tell you.
When she sent me the photo of the slutty one I had given away, without realizing that she appeared reflected in the mirror.
As if when he left the bathroom door open forgetting that I was in the house. I remember taking a photo to leave evidence of his carelessness.And that's something we have in common, because I also have my moments of forgetfulness, like when I forgot you were on a trip and stopped by your house uninvited. That day, your wife and I chatted for hours. First, in the living room (I still remember it very comfortable lying on the sofa)... After that on the patio while she was taking sun.After at the pool.
And while I was helping her train with the Pilates ball you gave her.
From then on I could say that our friendship was becoming deeper and deeper...
I remember when they finally decided to get married: you drank so much that night that you got drunk and passed out. After the party, I took them home because you were almost unconscious and couldn't carry your wife across the threshold, so I had to do it myself.I also remember when my little godson Thiago was born. Coincidence wanted me to be there to take her to the hospital when labor began.So that every time you're not here, we toast to you, and for the enormous friendship that binds us.
****
SEARCHING FOR
Yes, I went to look for your wife as we had agreed, but just after she opened the door her wedding ring fell off...
Oh no! -she exclaimedAnd he started looking...
...searched and searched like desperate. I was telling him to leave it, that we would arrive late, but she kept searching...He insisted so much that in the end he found what he was looking for...And that's why we arrived late.
*****
THE PACKAGE
*****
SURPRISE DINNER Your girlfriend called me to help her prepare the surprise dinner for your last birthday. She seemed desperate since there was hardly any time left...But with my help we managed to finish all the preparations before you arrived...
We even had some extra time, during which I dared to criticize her outfit: I told her that the length of her skirt may not have been suitable for a family event. She agreed and corrected it immediately... Is that better? - she said.Yes, friend, your girlfriend's slut was desperate, but for my cock, and I gave it all to her right there in the kitchen...
*****
THE MONDAY FOOTBALL
Here you are: starting the party with the bar... more than an hour of fun ahead...
While I'm there, visiting your wife... over an hour of fun behind...After the game, you get ready for a restorative shower...While my party with your lady at your house is nowhere near finishing...After the shower, well-deserved beers to celebrate with the bar...And in your house I'm about to fill his ass with cum at your wife's slut...Since you wanted to know so much... that's why I never go to football on Mondays.
*****
THE INFLATORWhat's weird is that after so many years of friendship, you still don't know why they call me 'The Inflator'. I'll explain: Do you remember how your wife's blue swimsuit fit last year?
Good... it turns out that during those vacations I started giving him head, and I'm still giving it to him today when you're at work or going out with your friends. Have you seen how he looks now?
*****
FAITHFUL WIFE
My best friend, the one who always observes with tenderness his faithful wife being a sweet and loving mother...
...when I see how this one gets slutty and how she totally gives herself over when I show her the cock...
...and the face she makes when I put it in her ass...
...doesn't take even 10 seconds to come undone.
*****
RELOCATION
You're resting on the ground floor...I'm calling from the first floor...Your wife...
*****
FULL TANK
That's you filling up your truck's tank...
And this is me filling up your wife's tank
*****
Reconciliation
I remember the day I reconciled with dad after being apart for a time. We gave each other a strong hug and he told me he wanted to be my best friend...
I couldn't cope with my condition... and that same day I ended up with my cock in her husband's ass...
*****
VERSUS
When he thinks of you...
When he thinks of me...
When I dream of you...
When I dream with me...
When you enter the room...
When I enter...
So I stroll with you by the beach...
And so with me...
When you caress me tenderly...
When she caresses me tenderly...
What he gave you for Christmas...
What he gave me as my...
So that passed last Christmas with you...
And that's how it went with me after you fell asleep...
Selfies...
So you play video games with me...
And so he plays with me...
So wait for you to give me a blow job
And so I hope she'll give it to me...
Give her a blow job to your wife...
And that's how I give it to her...
And sometimes like that...
So you pop it open to celebrate with you...
And so with me...
So celebrate on the beach with you...
And so with me...
So it stays after celebrating with you...
And so after celebrating with me...
This is what I see when I spy on them at night...
This is what you see when we spy on you...
Enjoying nature with you like this...
And so enjoy with me...
When he's with you, he throws away things that are still useful just to buy new ones...
When he's with me, he doesn't waste anything...
Well... sometimes he wastes something...
Longing for your cock...
Longing for mine...
*****
And thus I fulfill my social responsibility of bull. As it couldn't be any other way, the last kiss of your wife, the most important one, is always for you, my dear friend!
*****
The woman of my best friend
Dear friend: it's true that with your wife we didn't start off on the best note, and I confess that at some point I feared this incident could harm our lifelong friendship. But luckily we started getting along better, partly thanks to her proverbial clumsiness. Always so clumsy she is... like when she wanted to send a photo while taking sunbaths and accidentally sent it to me instead. She almost died of embarrassment, that's why she asked me never to tell you.
When she sent me the photo of the slutty one I had given away, without realizing that she appeared reflected in the mirror.
As if when he left the bathroom door open forgetting that I was in the house. I remember taking a photo to leave evidence of his carelessness.And that's something we have in common, because I also have my moments of forgetfulness, like when I forgot you were on a trip and stopped by your house uninvited. That day, your wife and I chatted for hours. First, in the living room (I still remember it very comfortable lying on the sofa)... After that on the patio while she was taking sun.After at the pool.And while I was helping her train with the Pilates ball you gave her.From then on I could say that our friendship was becoming deeper and deeper...
I remember when they finally decided to get married: you drank so much that night that you got drunk and passed out. After the party, I took them home because you were almost unconscious and couldn't carry your wife across the threshold, so I had to do it myself.
I also remember when my little godson Thiago was born. Coincidence wanted me to be there to take her to the hospital when labor began.So that every time you're not here, we toast to you, and for the enormous friendship that binds us.****
SEARCHING FOR
Yes, I went to look for your wife as we had agreed, but just after she opened the door her wedding ring fell off...
Oh no! -she exclaimed
And he started looking......searched and searched like desperate. I was telling him to leave it, that we would arrive late, but she kept searching...
He insisted so much that in the end he found what he was looking for...And that's why we arrived late.*****
THE PACKAGE
*****
SURPRISE DINNER Your girlfriend called me to help her prepare the surprise dinner for your last birthday. She seemed desperate since there was hardly any time left...
But with my help we managed to finish all the preparations before you arrived...We even had some extra time, during which I dared to criticize her outfit: I told her that the length of her skirt may not have been suitable for a family event. She agreed and corrected it immediately... Is that better? - she said.Yes, friend, your girlfriend's slut was desperate, but for my cock, and I gave it all to her right there in the kitchen...*****
THE MONDAY FOOTBALL
Here you are: starting the party with the bar... more than an hour of fun ahead...
While I'm there, visiting your wife... over an hour of fun behind...After the game, you get ready for a restorative shower...While my party with your lady at your house is nowhere near finishing...After the shower, well-deserved beers to celebrate with the bar...And in your house I'm about to fill his ass with cum at your wife's slut...Since you wanted to know so much... that's why I never go to football on Mondays.*****
THE INFLATORWhat's weird is that after so many years of friendship, you still don't know why they call me 'The Inflator'. I'll explain: Do you remember how your wife's blue swimsuit fit last year?
Good... it turns out that during those vacations I started giving him head, and I'm still giving it to him today when you're at work or going out with your friends. Have you seen how he looks now?
*****
FAITHFUL WIFE
My best friend, the one who always observes with tenderness his faithful wife being a sweet and loving mother...
...when I see how this one gets slutty and how she totally gives herself over when I show her the cock...
...and the face she makes when I put it in her ass...
...doesn't take even 10 seconds to come undone.
*****
RELOCATION
You're resting on the ground floor...
I'm calling from the first floor...Your wife...*****
FULL TANK
That's you filling up your truck's tank...
And this is me filling up your wife's tank
*****
Reconciliation
I remember the day I reconciled with dad after being apart for a time. We gave each other a strong hug and he told me he wanted to be my best friend...
I couldn't cope with my condition... and that same day I ended up with my cock in her husband's ass...
*****
VERSUS
When he thinks of you...
When he thinks of me...
When I dream of you...
When I dream with me...
When you enter the room...
When I enter...
So I stroll with you by the beach...
And so with me...
When you caress me tenderly...
When she caresses me tenderly...
What he gave you for Christmas...
What he gave me as my...
So that passed last Christmas with you...
And that's how it went with me after you fell asleep...
Selfies...
So you play video games with me...
And so he plays with me...
So wait for you to give me a blow job
And so I hope she'll give it to me...
Give her a blow job to your wife...
And that's how I give it to her...
And sometimes like that...
So you pop it open to celebrate with you...
And so with me...
So celebrate on the beach with you...
And so with me...
So it stays after celebrating with you...
And so after celebrating with me...
This is what I see when I spy on them at night...
This is what you see when we spy on you...
Enjoying nature with you like this...
And so enjoy with me...
When he's with you, he throws away things that are still useful just to buy new ones...
When he's with me, he doesn't waste anything...
Well... sometimes he wastes something...
Longing for your cock...
Longing for mine...
*****
And thus I fulfill my social responsibility of bull. As it couldn't be any other way, the last kiss of your wife, the most important one, is always for you, my dear friend!
*****
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