Here is a brief explanation of what many people think they know.
I decided to write about anal sex because of all the hysteria and fuss women make when they give up their ass. The average age where one gives up their ass is around 20-21 years old. That's about it. Anyway, you start enjoying it more later on, like at 25/26/27, because by then they stop sleeping with guys and look for men with more experience and not guys who are just looking to blow their load off. The anus doesn't break or hurt.Making an ass of oneself is an art.I understand, girls, that when they want to do the ass and try, it hurts like a cramp, but that happens because the mutant you have in bed is with the cum that overflows from his eyes and wants to put the cock inside a thimble. Repeat, doing the ass is an art. The ass doesn't ask. When you ask, you lose. Except if the cutie is RE-copied, RE-gauched, and likes minimal techno. If those 3 factors apply, then you can ASK for the Booty, but generally, it's not asked, it's found. For her to give you the Booty, you first have to know how to do it, otherwise, you'll crap what we call in party slang: chain of favorsSo, if you screw it up badly, that cutie won't deliver the ass anymore. Then, if I fuck you, my ass will never give me the leather ring because a turkey like you hurt it. More ahead I'll give instructions to do well an ass. Since I'm not the king who knows about booties, but since many errors, now I can screw and laugh. First, you have to get into climate, eat the stew, make yourself a fool and walk around licking your tongue like crazy, so you rub the Cyclops' eye (here's where you laugh because I said Cyclops' eye and think I'm a gross text). Once it's all wet and done, it's very annoying that you get hard. Now, if you still can't even page it, don't ask her to give you the Booty in a hurry. Instructions for making a Booty:1Get them2To do it 2 or 3 times3Let him suck your cock a little bit, that way it stays hot and wanting4Suck all the flow.5Get out of the way because you're making a huge mess6Make a fool of yourself and give Amaretti a tongue-lashing (only for cultured people).7If you see that when you sent her a tongue kiss she tightens up or gets uncomfortable, stop everything and ask her...: 'Does it bother you?' There are 2 options: - Does it bother you? - Yes, it bothers me - Why? - I don't like it - But I do, it's really good - You told me not to, but would you like it if I sucked your Booty?, that's disgusting - Oh, I wish you'd suck my Booty!!! - You're the worst Ariel! - Take a 2, you're a mogólica. In that case, the cutie leaves and you're left feeling good, and if you took Viagra you wasted $50. Then, what do I know, invite her for a couple of drinks first and let's resume the conversation... - Does it bother you? - Hehe, no... it gives me goosebumps papeee - Don't say 'papeee' to me, it drives me crazy babe, let me eat that colaaaa - Ay... it gives me goosebumps! - But do you like it? - Yes, I don't know Ok, now you have a positive one, at 90% of cuties like having their Booty sucked, so we can continue with the instructions.8She is with her ass up, and if you fall asleep for one second, she'll sit down and wait for you to do the 'missionary' normally, so every second that she has her 'totó' up is VITAL.9With the tip of the tongue round off the hole10Put the tip of your tongue in, but always with a hand playing with his clitoris, because doubts that the ass won't excite him 100%.11While you're whipping her harder and she's moaning like a pig being burned with a blowtorch, she starts to put her tongue in12She's going to feel uncomfortable for the first 2 minutes, then she'll start pushing you with her ass so that your tongue goes in and out more and more.13. Grab the Prime box and check that it comes with a 'toy' you always thought was an anti-humidity sleeve, open it up and massage your butt with that lube.14In case you don't come with lube, make yourself masturbate but don't even think about using W40.15Start putting your finger on it, the tip of your finger16If he enters the tip, he'll enter his finger17If one finger goes in, the other will go in after 3 minutes18And if they enter the two fingers, it's going in your cock, thicker than two fingers WE KNOW you don't have it. If you want to tell the cuties that you measure 22x6, decide it, but EVERYONE KNOWS you don't measure that and you're measuring with a ruler from the balls19Put the turtle's head slowly in the booty20Tell them it's rough, they like the situation and morbidity of rape21Enter me slowly and deeper each time.22She's going to feel like she's shitting herself, that if you think about it, it's rare, but they start to enjoy it23Don't forget to keep scrolling24. The background music has to be something very relaxing, forget about Megadeth or System of a Down25. Finish inside, don't think that after that the cutie is going to give you a blow job because you're really a son of a put. When you take her out, be very careful. You can take her out with a cherry on top (more known as CABSHA ON TOP), or you can take her out clean like you had put her in a water bottle SER. Here's the topic of don't crap to the next guy who sucks it, if you take her out with a prize, don't let her know, otherwise she'll die of shame. If you take her out clean, just show it off and she'll stay calm. If there's poop smell, well... what are you waiting for? Let a GLADE plug come out of his ass?. Finally, as a joke, check if the lips of the ass have stayed even, because after taking it is like they're left in disarray, so if you're crazy, order her a little bit of the ravioles planchuela that's left messy.
I hope you enjoyed it. A greeting friends.
How to do an ass.
I decided to write about anal sex because of all the hysteria and fuss women make when they give up their ass. The average age where one gives up their ass is around 20-21 years old. That's about it. Anyway, you start enjoying it more later on, like at 25/26/27, because by then they stop sleeping with guys and look for men with more experience and not guys who are just looking to blow their load off. The anus doesn't break or hurt.Making an ass of oneself is an art.I understand, girls, that when they want to do the ass and try, it hurts like a cramp, but that happens because the mutant you have in bed is with the cum that overflows from his eyes and wants to put the cock inside a thimble. Repeat, doing the ass is an art. The ass doesn't ask. When you ask, you lose. Except if the cutie is RE-copied, RE-gauched, and likes minimal techno. If those 3 factors apply, then you can ASK for the Booty, but generally, it's not asked, it's found. For her to give you the Booty, you first have to know how to do it, otherwise, you'll crap what we call in party slang: chain of favorsSo, if you screw it up badly, that cutie won't deliver the ass anymore. Then, if I fuck you, my ass will never give me the leather ring because a turkey like you hurt it. More ahead I'll give instructions to do well an ass. Since I'm not the king who knows about booties, but since many errors, now I can screw and laugh. First, you have to get into climate, eat the stew, make yourself a fool and walk around licking your tongue like crazy, so you rub the Cyclops' eye (here's where you laugh because I said Cyclops' eye and think I'm a gross text). Once it's all wet and done, it's very annoying that you get hard. Now, if you still can't even page it, don't ask her to give you the Booty in a hurry. Instructions for making a Booty:1Get them2To do it 2 or 3 times3Let him suck your cock a little bit, that way it stays hot and wanting4Suck all the flow.5Get out of the way because you're making a huge mess6Make a fool of yourself and give Amaretti a tongue-lashing (only for cultured people).7If you see that when you sent her a tongue kiss she tightens up or gets uncomfortable, stop everything and ask her...: 'Does it bother you?' There are 2 options: - Does it bother you? - Yes, it bothers me - Why? - I don't like it - But I do, it's really good - You told me not to, but would you like it if I sucked your Booty?, that's disgusting - Oh, I wish you'd suck my Booty!!! - You're the worst Ariel! - Take a 2, you're a mogólica. In that case, the cutie leaves and you're left feeling good, and if you took Viagra you wasted $50. Then, what do I know, invite her for a couple of drinks first and let's resume the conversation... - Does it bother you? - Hehe, no... it gives me goosebumps papeee - Don't say 'papeee' to me, it drives me crazy babe, let me eat that colaaaa - Ay... it gives me goosebumps! - But do you like it? - Yes, I don't know Ok, now you have a positive one, at 90% of cuties like having their Booty sucked, so we can continue with the instructions.8She is with her ass up, and if you fall asleep for one second, she'll sit down and wait for you to do the 'missionary' normally, so every second that she has her 'totó' up is VITAL.9With the tip of the tongue round off the hole10Put the tip of your tongue in, but always with a hand playing with his clitoris, because doubts that the ass won't excite him 100%.11While you're whipping her harder and she's moaning like a pig being burned with a blowtorch, she starts to put her tongue in12She's going to feel uncomfortable for the first 2 minutes, then she'll start pushing you with her ass so that your tongue goes in and out more and more.13. Grab the Prime box and check that it comes with a 'toy' you always thought was an anti-humidity sleeve, open it up and massage your butt with that lube.14In case you don't come with lube, make yourself masturbate but don't even think about using W40.15Start putting your finger on it, the tip of your finger16If he enters the tip, he'll enter his finger17If one finger goes in, the other will go in after 3 minutes18And if they enter the two fingers, it's going in your cock, thicker than two fingers WE KNOW you don't have it. If you want to tell the cuties that you measure 22x6, decide it, but EVERYONE KNOWS you don't measure that and you're measuring with a ruler from the balls19Put the turtle's head slowly in the booty20Tell them it's rough, they like the situation and morbidity of rape21Enter me slowly and deeper each time.22She's going to feel like she's shitting herself, that if you think about it, it's rare, but they start to enjoy it23Don't forget to keep scrolling24. The background music has to be something very relaxing, forget about Megadeth or System of a Down25. Finish inside, don't think that after that the cutie is going to give you a blow job because you're really a son of a put. When you take her out, be very careful. You can take her out with a cherry on top (more known as CABSHA ON TOP), or you can take her out clean like you had put her in a water bottle SER. Here's the topic of don't crap to the next guy who sucks it, if you take her out with a prize, don't let her know, otherwise she'll die of shame. If you take her out clean, just show it off and she'll stay calm. If there's poop smell, well... what are you waiting for? Let a GLADE plug come out of his ass?. Finally, as a joke, check if the lips of the ass have stayed even, because after taking it is like they're left in disarray, so if you're crazy, order her a little bit of the ravioles planchuela that's left messy.
I hope you enjoyed it. A greeting friends.
14 comentários - Como hacer un Orto!. Aprendé.
Para hacer bien una colita hay que ser paciente y Lubricarla bien. Yo empiezo con la lengua, chupo bien el culito, lo salivo y lo masajeo con la lengua, y abriendo las nalgas con suavidad, procuro meter la lengua lo mas que pueda en el agujerito, masajeando las paredes del esfinter en forma circular mientras se abre camino. esto lo hago un buen rato, casi siempre mientras tanto le acaricio el clítoris para que su líbido siga en alza.
Después uso el dedo. Es importante no tener uñas demasiado largas ni rotas, porque eso daña a tu pareja. Encremarse el dedo con gel o lubricante facilita las cosas. El dedo debe entrar y masajear, despacio, para que el culo se acostumbre, dilantandolo poco a poco, probando cada tanto si otro dedo puede meterse a colaborar. Relajá a tu chica, si sos un bruto bestia es dificil que te vuelva a obsequiar el orto, mejor ser paciente y cuidadoso para volver a probar! Cuánto mas se relaja, menos resistencia ofrece el músculo del esfínter.
Un rato mas tarde, y con los dedos entrando y saliendo sin problemas, prepará la verga, gel, lubricante, saliva o lo que quieras. Poné la cabeza en la entrada y empujá despacio, dejando que el culo vaya "comiendo", si tenés parte adentro y le duele, parate y esperá que se acostumbre la cola. Quedate adentro quietito. Pero si el dolor persiste, sacala despacio y dale unos segundos a que se relaje embadurnala con mas gel y volvé a probar. Centimetro a centímetro. Sentila perderse en esa cuevita estrecha. Tomate tu tiempo. goza el culo. No todos los dias una mujer regala el culo. Algunas si, pero son las menos, jeje.
Una vez que la cabeza entró, todo se facilita. Pero no te apresures, empujala midiendo sus reacciones. Si no grita ni llora, enterrala toda hasta que tus pelotas se junten con la concha. y listo!!!
Bombeá tranquilo. volvete loco con el espectaculo mas divino del mundo: tu pija entrando y saliendo de un culito una y otra vez (con ella de espaldas, en 4 patas). O ella encima tuyo, con tu verga enterrada en el culo, cabalgándola a gusto y piaccere!!!
Gracias a todos ustedes por la buena onda!....
Jajajajajaja un groso loco!!! 10+