ANAL SEX TUTORIAL
I decided to write about anal sex because of all the hysteria and turns that women make to give up their ass. The average age where you give up your ass is around 20-21 years old. Anyway, it starts to be more enjoyable later on, like at 25/26/27, when you stop sleeping with guys and look for types with more experience and not guys with a volcano cock that just want to burst. The ass doesn't break or hurt. Making an ass is an art. I understand, girls, that when they want to make the ass and try, it hurts like a cramp, but this happens because the mutant in bed with you has his cum overflowing from his eyes and wants to put his cock inside a thimble. Repeat, making an ass is an art!!! The ass doesn't ask questions. When you ask, you lose. Except if the cutie is RE-copied, RE-gauched, and likes minimal techno. If those 3 factors apply, then you can ASK for the Booty, but generally, it's not asked, it's found. To get her to give you the Booty, you first have to know how to make it, otherwise, you'll just be making a chain of favors. That is, if you do it wrong, that cutie won't give up their ass anymore. Then, if I fuck you, my ring of leather will never come back because some guy like you hurt her. Later on, I'll give instructions on how to make an ass well. First, you have to get into the mood, eat the stew, and be a fool and walk around with your tongue hanging out like crazy, so you rub up against the Cyclops' eye. Once this wet and tired girl is all yours, it's very annoying that she gets turned on. Now, if you still haven't even started, don't ask her to give you the Booty yet. Instructions for making a Booty: 1. Grab her 2. Make her cum 2 or 3 times 3. Let her suck your cock just a little bit, so she stays hot and wanting more 4. Suck everything Fluid.
5. Get the gum out because you're making a terrible mess.
6. Be an idiot and give Amaretti a tongue-lashing (only for cultured people).
7. If you see that when you gave her a tongue-lashing she squeezes her cheeks or gets uncomfortable, stop everything and ask her... Does it piss you off?There are two options: - Are you annoyed? - Yes, I'm annoyed - Why? - I don't like it - But to me yes, it's very good - You told me not to, but would you like it if I sucked your Booty?, it's disgusting - I wish you'd suck my Booty! - You're the worst... (your name)! - Take the 2, crazy woman!In that case, the cutie leaves and you're left with a boner, and if you took Viagra you wasted $50 on air. Then what do I know, invite her to a couple of drinks first and let's pick up the conversation again...- Do you annoy me? - Hahaha, nooo... it tickles me papeee - Don't say papeee to me that drives me crazy babe, let me eat this colaaaaa - Ay...it tickles me! - But do you like it? - Yes, I guess soOk, you've got a positive one, at 90% of the cuties like it when you go down on their Booty, so we can continue with the instructions.
8. She's got her butt up, and if you fall asleep for one second, she'll sit back down and wait for you to do the misionera normally, so every second that she has her totó up is VITAL.
9. Round off the hole with the tip of your tongue.
10. Put the little tip of your tongue in, but always with your hand playing with her clitoris, because doubts about whether it excites her 100%.
11. While you're teasing her more and more strongly and she's moaning like a pig being burned with a blowtorch, start putting your tongue in.
12. She'll feel uncomfortable for the first two minutes, then she'll start pushing her butt against yours to get your tongue in deeper.
13. Grab the Prime box and check that it comes with a juguito that you always thought was an anti-humidity packet, open it and massage her anus with that lubricant.
14. If it doesn't come with lubricant, do a self-masturbation but don't use W40 either.
15. Start putting your finger in, the tip of your finger.
16. If the tip goes in, the finger goes in.
17. If one finger goes in, at three minutes the other one does too.
18. And if both fingers go in, you're going to get the cock, thicker than two fingers WE KNOW YOU DON'T HAVE IT. If you want to tell the cuties that it measures 22x6, decide so, but EVERYONE KNOWS IT DOESN'T MEASURE THAT AND YOU WON'T MEASURE IT WITH A RULER FROM THE BALL.
19. Put your turtle head in her Booty slowly.
20. Tell her guarangadas, they like the situation and the morbo of rape.
21. Penetrate her very slowly, getting deeper each time.
22. She'll feel like she's going to crap, which is weird if you think about it, but they start to enjoy it.
23. Don't forget to keep teasing her.
24. The background music should be something very relaxing, forget about Megadeth or System of a Down.
25. Finish inside, don't think that after that the cutie will give you a blow job because you're basically a son of a bitch. When you take it out, you have to be very careful. You can take it out with a cork on the end (also known as CORK ON THE END), or take it out clean like if you had put it in a water bottle SER. Here's the topic of 'don't crap' on the next guy who takes it from you, if you take it out with a prize, then she doesn't know, otherwise she'll die of shame. If you take it out clean, just show it off like that and it stays calm. If there's an odor to shit, well... what are you waiting for? That the ass should come out smelling like GLADE plug?. Finally, as a joke, check if the lips of the ass have stayed even, because after taking it, it's like they stay in disarray, so if you're hooked up, order a little bit of the ravioles planchuela that was left untidy and let her go to ñoba, turn up the music because she's going to crap like the best between cum and exercise, accumulated gas like a bath with a heater.
26 comentários - Anal Sex Tutorial
Me costo Ganarmelo, si lo hubieras escrito unos años atras todo hubiese sido fantastico 😀
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jajaja...q cago de risa... 😉 +5
La posta jaja
que hijo de puta.. 🙂 🙂 🙂 🙂 🙂
Una vuelta, hace unos años; me acuerdo que la saque embarrada pero mal, la chota me quedo con todo el dulce de leche al rededor y aunque me lave la pija con toda la furia el olor a mierda no se iba... y bue, gajes del oficio 😀
me meo por dios me meooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!
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muy divertido y tenés toda la razon.
re buena men