The site where they post the neurotic ones

A site off the beaten path, where supposedly those who have some complex meet, although many don't have anything to do with complexes equally it's very entertaining to read the comments. If you pay attention, the biggest complex is the cock girl. Some posts:I see flying penises in my dreamsHello, I just woke up because I couldn't keep sleeping, as always, due to horrible nightmares I have. I always dream about flying penises, that is to say, they have white wings like a dove's, and what scares me the most is that in my dreams those penes are characterized by having shark-like teeth, and well, they want to eat me, yeah see how anyone would think I'm a jerk and I'm out of it and I'm writing anything, but all this is true, I swear on the light of my semen... Long live Sexilandia!!http://www.acomplejados.com.ar/2010/01/01/veo-penes-voladores-en-mis-suenos/ _________________________________________________________________________________ Only fuck fat and ugly women.So that's it, I'm lucky to like ugly women, the woman who undressed me was a 90-kilo fat woman and currently I'm fucking a thin, flat-chested, ass-less girl. And so it has been constantly, never have I been with a beautiful girl and that is a trauma for me. I would like to find a beautiful girl who wants to have sex with me, good body, pretty face, and be a total slut in bed. At least once I'd like that and not keep screwing ugly women. If any beautiful girl is interested, write to me.http://www.acomplejados.com.ar/2009/12/16/me-cojo-a-las-gordas-y-feas/_____________________________________________________________________________________I gag on my sluttyHello, I've lived a 100% normal life, never having had unusual desires or experiences. About 7 months ago, I bought a beautiful slutty. From the beginning, she showed me love and I fell in love with her very much. I even built a beautiful little house for her in a large cardboard box (where an EMC SAN came from). In the mornings when I wake up and have a hard-on at 1,000, and I see her moving her tiny ass and with her happy trotting, I get turned on and only think about putting my cock in her. I've also tried rubbing it with meat sauce and she sucks me off very well. My dilemma is whether I might be giving a bad example to the kids in the neighborhood since I've seen some of them notice my intimate encounters with my pet and that makes me feel bad. To be honest, I remember when I used to jerk off to grandma's picture, even though she had many wrinkles, her nipple was still visible. My question is, is this normal? or should I see a professional?http://www.acomplejados.com.ar/2009/12/12/me-garcho-a-mi-perrita/ ______________________________________________________________________________________ I ate my younger brother when he was sleepingAll hell broke loose one weekend when my parents left on vacation, and I decided to clean the house and check if my brother Javi had cleaned his room. When I got there, he was sleeping and his room was a mess, so I got furious, lifted the sheet with fury, and was shocked - he was naked and his penis was erect. But what impressed me was its length and thickness; it was bigger than my boyfriend's. I immediately got hot, then I calmed down but couldn't control myself. The jerk appreciated that I had an erotic dream, so I wanted to wake him up, shouting, shaking him, and nothing. Then he didn't react and started sucking me off, and I gave him a good blow job until he came out with a big squirt. I was exhausted but soon it happened again - my boyfriend would repeat this, I couldn't believe it. So I undressed and got on top of him, started making love, the jerk still didn't wake up, so I kept shouting, then his face turned red but he was still asleep. Then I couldn't take it anymore, let out another big squirt like yogurt, and I had the best orgasm of my life but was very tired and fell asleep next to him. Suddenly he woke up and started asking questions like why I was naked and confessed what had happened, but he didn't say anything, so I left the room and now the problem is whether to tell my parents - what can I do?http://www.acomplejados.com.ar/2009/12/04/me-comi-a-mi-hermano-menor-cuando-dormia-2/ ________________________________________________________________________________________ Hole of the penisHello I have a problem the hole of my penis is not where it should be... it's in another place what should I do to solve the problem...http://www.acomplejados.com.ar/2009/11/24/hueco-del-pene/ ______________________________________________________________________________________ My dog sucks me offHe's got something bad about putting it sweet on the dick and the dog licking you off sucking your cock? Also when I'm done he sucks all the cum and it looks like he likes it, has something bad? Someone did it?http://www.acomplejados.com.ar/2009/11/22/mi-perro-me-la-chupa/ ______________________________________________________________________________________ Help: virgin, short penis and prematureThe problem is that I'm 25 years old and a virgin, my penis only measures 12 cm when erect, it's very small, tiny compared to others, very tinyooo... also, I barely kiss a cutie, I go crazy and end up in my pants (obviously, I make a fool of myself and don't say anything)... never have been with a cutie, it scares me because of my small penis and I'm super premature too, I also have prolapsed hemorrhoids which makes me afraid to let someone touch my booty and feel the big boulto I have in my anus... who can advise me? I masturbate every day, I'm desperate, looking at porn on the PC... it's a shame to look at my erect penis, it's not so bad when flaccid, it measures between 7 and 8 cm, but when it gets erect, it's a piece of crap, don't cut them off, almost no testicles are tiny too...http://www.acomplejados.com.ar/2009/11/19/ayuda-virgen-pene-corto-precoz/ ________________________________________________________________________________________ My brother-in-law gave it to me and left me hangingI'm wasted, I'm 17 years old, my sister of 20 years organized a party here at home last night since our parents are away for a week. Among the guests were my sister's boyfriend and about 15 friends from the neighborhood and university where she studies, some came with their girlfriends. We're all around the same age, 17-21 years old.

We ate, drank a lot of beer, and then one of the guys said he had rented some movies to watch, pulled out some DVDs, and they were porn. We kept drinking while watching porn in the living room, we were really drunk, and a couple started touching each other because they got turned on by the movie, and that's when everything started.

I don't know, all I remember is that I started feeling up a girl's breasts and then I don't remember anything else.

The next day we all woke up hungover, with headaches and nausea, full of vomit and naked, the house was a mess, and things got worse... my head was splitting, but what hurt me most was my ass, when I woke up my brother-in-law was hugging me, and I was on top of him naked, it really hurt my ass, which made me think that my brother-in-law had anally penetrated me.

I have a swollen anus, like a ball, and red. When I walk it hurts a lot, I can't walk well, and it's been three days since this happened and I still have this inflamed ball in my ass, making me wince.

It's embarrassing to have to go to the doctor and say: Doctor, I can't walk because my brother-in-law inserted himself into me up to my neck and left my ass like a flower

I'm done for, I'm not gay but they did it to me and that leaves me feeling morally low as a man

I don't know if I should ask my brother-in-law if he remembers or not, maybe he doesn't remember.http://www.acomplejados.com.ar/2009/11/15/mi-cunado-me-la-puso-y-me-dejo-rengo/#more-727 ______________________________________________________________________________________ Is it normal to do it with my slut?I live alone since I lost my partner 5 years ago. Once I was very horny and I got a big cucumber with vaseline between the ass and grabbed my beautiful Labrador slut by the butt... I think she likes it because every time I see her naked, she starts licking my cock and I get horny... I'm looking for a big cucumber or banana to stick between my ass and have sex with my slut Sultana (that's her name)... Do I ask or is this acceptable?http://www.acomplejados.com.ar/2009/10/15/es-normal-hacerlo-con-mi-perrita/ ______________________________________________________________________________________ My girlfriend has hair on her anusMy girlfriend has hair all over. I know it's normal to have some there, but hers is a forest. We've been together for a year and I've never said anything, but she knows I'm aware of them (it's obvious, it's impossible not to see them!) My preferred position is on all fours, but with her it's horrible, you can see all the black and long hairs like those on the pubis. I want her to get rid of them, but I don't know how to make her do it without hurting her feelings...http://www.acomplejados.com.ar/2009/10/05/mi-novia-tiene-pelos-en-el-ano/____________________________________________________________________________________They're getting me at school!!!Is there something you can do? Everyone gets me and then they tell me I'm a faggot because I like it, but they're the ones who ask for it!!! After gym, my group mates take me to the shower and leave passing my Booty: S I'm already tired of that,, besides they all have girlfriends what am I supposed to do? I'll tell their girlfriends but they won't believe me!! because I won't tell them, you know your boyfriend gets me. But it's not like I like it, they're the ones who ask for ithttp://www.acomplejados.com.ar/2009/09/24/me-cojen-los-de-la-escuela/ ______________________________________________________________________________________ I'm addicted to the fat penisI have a problem, it seems I have a boyfriend who is a jerk and I want to leave him but I like it when he finishes knowing how to use it well but doesn't make me happy and I want to leave him and be single to find big cocks that will cum on me, I'm very desperate and bored, if someone has a big cock contact me at ana-diablita@hotmail.com, it doesn't matter the face or figure as long as it's well endowed (my mouth is watering thinking about a fat cock, I want to search for a video) but I prefer that it be someone who can help me overcome my addiction. Three times I've cheated on my boyfriend for a fat cock and I don't want to do it again.http://www.acomplejados.com.ar/2009/08/22/soy-adicta-al-pene-gordo/ ______________________________________________________________________________________ What a fish that I ate!I got myself alone into the lion's mouth, faced a 55-year-old woman, I'm 23. The cutie waited for me to take her, took her to a hotel, didn't seem like she was that bad, but when I saw her naked, I wanted to leave... because everything was a mess, between her legs there were no hairs, just a jungle, it seemed like nobody had walked the same way.

I had a desire to give up but as a guy I couldn't be a little chivalrous and leave her there in the moment, so I gave it to her from the front, closed my eyes and gave it to her.

To make things worse, she was petite and what was small didn't fit all... never happened to me before because I don't have an enormous cock, it measures 15 cm, the only good thing was that I felt like the most ashamed person on the planet, because I asked doesn't it fit all? and she said no... jjaaj

Neither did she like sucking it, and the kisses were given without tongue... what a little guy I ate...

I even got to the point of wanting to vomit.

This is the cruel reality... I hope my experience serves youhttp://www.acomplejados.com.ar/2009/08/19/que-pescado-que-me-comi/ _______________________________________________________________________________Living with fartsHey guys, it's Chespi and I'm 17 years old and 6 feet tall. I'll tell you my problem. I used to get an average of 10 erections per day but since I got a girlfriend, they've stopped completely (with certain relapses). But I fought with my girlfriend because she wasn't satisfied sexually anymore, as I cum in one minute and a half. Since the day I argued with her, I can't stop masturbating. I touch myself everywhere, at school, at home, at the gym, while eating and sleeping... I can't stop for now. Please help me, I don't know what to do... I'm really badhttp://www.acomplejados.com.ar/2009/08/03/viviendo-a-pajas/ ________________________________________________________________________________ Suck cockMy problem is the following, I feel enormous desires to suck and get sucked by a cock... I'm not gay, but I'd like to know what it feels like.http://www.acomplejados.com.ar/2009/08/01/chupar-pija/ __________________________________________________________________________________ Every time I clean my ass is a partyGuys, I feel really embarrassed, since I've been living in the USA that I have problems every time I go to the bathroom to poop. Clearly, like there's no video, I clean myself with paper and it's a party, but instead of wiping properly all over my anus and leaving it cleaner. Many times I try to wait for the last piece to drop but it takes time and until finally it drops, or the day ends or my legs fall asleep.

It always happens the same way, I get dirtier and mix with the hair on my ass, and no matter how many times I pass paper, there's always a sweetie left. A clog and I have to stay with my whole butt full of crap all day. You don't know how I hate wiping. Is it because I never learned how to clean my ass?

Does anyone else go through the same thing?http://www.acomplejados.com.ar/2009/06/24/cada-vez-que-me-limpio-el-culo-es-una-fiesta/ _________________________________________________________________________________ I have 15 years old and almost don't have a penisHello I'm Jürgen and I feel like I almost don't have a penis anymore because the last time I was with my old lady and I felt like I wasn't satisfying her and since she measured me, I realized that when it's erect it measures only 5 cm so I don't know what to do if this happens to someone else please contact me or tell me what they did to solve a problem like this.http://www.acomplejados.com.ar/2009/06/17/tengo-15-anos-y-casi-no-tengo-pene/ ________________________________________________________________________________ The Bald CockMy boyfriend has shaved pubes, he waxes it all off and to me it seems like he's a bit gay. His legs too. He says he feels much more comfortable that way and it's a bit softer when doing it, but he looks like a twat.http://www.acomplejados.com.ar/2009/06/15/la-chota-pelada/ ___________________________________________________________________________ I'll screw my mother-in-lawMy mother-in-law is separated for a few years, she's 43, I'm 26 and my girlfriend is 22. One night the old lady was sad because my girlfriend wasn't there and we started talking for hours until we cried and I hugged her, don't know how but we kissed and wow! We ended up in bed that night, she did everything, sucked me off like a slut, I remember it makes my cock hard when I think about it. She told me what she wanted to say, don't tell anyone, it was a mistake, I don't know what happened but it happened. The thing is now I'm screwing the old lady more than my girlfriend and I have her threatened, I'm not threatening her, just extortion, but the old lady likes it because she keeps screwing me like the first time, until respect is lost, I touch her ass whenever I want, grab a tit and walk around like a dude always hard. My girlfriend is good looking, nice body, but the old lady also has hers, a bit flaccid but safe if I compare everything related to sex, the old lady gets me off, she's a piece of shit, I know it's a difficult situation.

I feel like a hdmp for doing this to my girlfriend but her mother is to blame and on the other hand I feel like a sultan in his palace with his harems, the situation heats me up when I screw my girlfriend, I remember what I did with the mother and can't help it, when I'm with the mother, the thought of getting caught by the daughter excites me, in short, I don't know what to do about this, I don't know if I want to solve it but I know it's not right. What should I do?http://www.acomplejados.com.ar/2009/06/02/me-cojo-a-mi-suegra/ ________________________________________________________________________ I want to screw my sister and she doesn't want toOkay my problem is that I want to turn around to my sister who's a ton and won't let herself, when I was 10 and she was 14 we started touching each other half in fun half fighting and from then on I started getting hot for it, now she's 16 and she's dating a salami and doesn't play with me anymore, I'm the same every time I can get away with it I jump her and touch all of her, but there's no use, the worst is that she laughs at me and teases me, what can I dohttp://www.acomplejados.com.ar/2009/04/14/me-quiero-garchar-a-mi-hermana-y-no-quiere/ ________________________________________________________________________ I have two yearsHello, I'm 21 years old and I have two anos. I know it sounds weird but it's true, I didn't realize it wasn't normal until I was 19 years old and told my girlfriend how annoying it is to clean up after two anos a week... she left me one week later. One of them only has about 5 cm depth but looks like a real ano. Is there a solution?? What do I do?? Does this happen to anyone else??http://www.acomplejados.com.ar/2009/04/02/tengo-dos-anos/That's all for now, hope you like it. Best regards

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Nono86
Jajaja que manera de cagarme de risa!!!!! 😀 😀 😀 😀 😀 😀 😀 😀
Paulus +1
Me morí con el pibe al que se lo cogió el cuñado!!!!!!!!! me muaaaaaaaaaaaaaarooooooooooooooooooooo
el del hermano menor es cualkiera jajajaja faltaba q le pegue copn un latigo y siga durmiendo
Che, en esa pagina le pagan al que escribe con mayor cantidad de faltas ortográficas o qué?
ORTO graficas ! ! jajaja
lastima que no se leer,.. si no me cagaba de risa
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ja ajajajajajajaja dos anos dice que tiene uno anda a la mierda
El q no se sabe limpiar el orto esta un desastre jajajaja 😀 😀 😀
no puedo creer q sea tan "inutil", y como si feura poco, anda con el culo cagado todo el dia jajajaja
mi respuesta para el: "...oye imbecil, no podes ser mas cochino??? si no te lo sabes limpiar por lo menos lavatelo jajaja..." 🙎‍♂️ 🙎‍♂️ 🙎‍♂️
jajaja esta buenisimo, me cague de rissa! 😀 😀 😀 😀 😀 😀 😀
Tengo 15 años y casi no tengo pene

Hola soy juergen y siento que casi no tengo pene ya que la otra vez estaba con mi vieja y yo senti que no la satisface y ya que me la medi me di cuenta que cuando esta en ereccion me mide apenas 5 cm yo por lo que se no es normal que hago si a alguien le a pasodo lo mismo porfavor contactenme o diganme que hicieron para solucionar un problema asi.






pobre tipo y el otro igual ni como ayudarlos jajajajajajajaajajaja peendejoooooooooos 🙎‍♂️ 🙎‍♂️ 🙎‍♂️
jajajaa la mayoria deben ser fruteos pero algunos me hicieron reir^^
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que hijo de puta me cage de risa ahora me siento mas NORMALITO

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musmichan dijo:8| 😳 😳

que hijo de puta me cage de risa ahora me siento mas NORMALITO

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kncknc
me mato la del loco que se lo volteo el cuñado. le dejo el orto como una florrrrrrrrrrrr jajajajajajjaaa 🙎‍♂️ 🙎‍♂️ 🙎‍♂️ 🙎‍♂️ 🙎‍♂️ 🙎‍♂️ 🙎‍♂️ 🙎‍♂️ 🙎‍♂️
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por dios como me diverti!!!!! jajajajaja te felicito!!!!!!!
muchachos...me confieso tengo 3 anos...jajajajaja
me suena todo verso........me rei pero q mentiras por dios!!!!!!
jajajajajaja moooy buenooo... me rei mucho!!! terrible el flaco del videt cuando dice "y por mas que pase papel una y otra vez, siempre un caramelito queda" jajajajajaja +10 vieja
Noooooo Mortal el post!!!!!!Como me recague de risaaaaaaaaaa. El del cuñado se paso!!! 😀 😀 😀 😀
BUENISIMOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO............jajajaj... La verdad me importa poco si son reales las historias, me cague de risa...mortal esa pagina. 😀 😀 😀 😀 😀 😀
soo123 +1
Me comí a mi hermano menor cuando dormía todo empeso un fin de semana cuado mis padres salieron de viaje, y yo decidi organizar la casa y fuy a mirar si mi hermano javi havia arreglado su abitacion, cuando entre estaba dormido y su cuarto hecho un desastre, me puse furiosa entonses levante la sabana con furia y me quede asombrada, estaba desnudo y su pene estaba en ereccion, pero lo que me impreciono fue el largo y el grosor de su miembro,lo tenia mas grande que el de mi novio, nunca havia visto algo como eso, de imediato me calente, luego recapacite pero no me pude controlar, el jemia aprecia que tenia un sueño erotico, entonces quise despertarlo, lo grite, lo sacudi y nada entonses no reisti y se lo chupe, y le hise una paja con mis tetas hata sacarle un buen chorro de leche, quede agotada pero dentro de un momento se le bolvio a parar , no lo podia creer nisiquiera mi novio repetia, no podia desaprobehar entonses me desnude y me lo meti, empese a hacerle el amor, el jemia mas pero no se despertaba entonses empeso a gritar y luego su cara se puso roja pero el segia dormido entonses ya no aguante mas solto otro buen chorro paresia yogurt y yo tube el mejor orgasmo de mi vida pero quede muy cansada y me acoste junto a el y derrepente se desperto y empeso a hacer preguntas como porque estaba desnuda y le confese lo que havia pasado pero el no dijo nada y yo sali de la havitacion y ahora el problema es si se lo dise a mis padres, que puedo hacer.


Me quede WTF?? como quisiera tener una hermana asi por dios!!! 😀
“Doctor, no puedo caminar porque mi cuñado me la insartó hasta el cogote y me dejó el culo como una flor"
JAJAJAJAJAJAJJAJAJAJA
pau pequeno
que manada de enfermos hay aqui gasss cochinos hijueputasssss se van a morir solos por lo cochinos que sonn. !!!!!!!
terrible maestro un capo no tengo puntos sino te los daria todos.
Ja ja ja ja Mortal al que se lo mando hasta el cogote le rompio bien el culo el cuñad. Y lo dejo rengo ja ja ja ja ja,que manera de reirme
depilate el culo , tira de cola asi no te queda mierda en el culo
"Me cogen los de la escuela!!!

HAI ALGO QUE PUEDA HACER?, todos me cojen y despues me dicen puto porque a mi me gusto, pero ellos me lo piden!!!despues de gimnasia losde mi grupo me llevan al bañoy se van pasando mi cola:S
Ya estoy hartoo de eso,,encima ellos tienen novia todos que hago les digo a sus novias, pero no me van a creer!! porque no les voi a decir, chee vos sabes q tu novio me cojee.
Pero no es q a mi me gusteee ellos me lo piden " Este relato me hizo acordar a mis dias de colegio.