How to Make an Ass:
I decided to write about anal sex because of all the hysteria and turns that women give for delivering the ass. The average age where you deliver the ass is 20, 21 years old. Around there it goes. Anyway, you start enjoying more later on, like 25/26/27, because you stop sleeping with guys and look for types with more experience and not guys with a cock that's made into a volcano that just want to burst. The ass doesn't break, nor does it hurt. Making an ass is an art.I understand, girls, when they want to make the ass and try, it hurts like a muscle cramp, but that happens because the mutant who's in bed with you has cum overflowing from his eyes and wants to put the cock inside a thimble.
Repeat, making the ass is an art!!! The ass doesn't ask. When you ask, you lose. Except if the cutie is RE-copied, RE-gauched, and likes minimal techno. If those three factors apply, then you can ASK for the Booty, but generally, it's not asked, it's found.
For her to give you the Booty, you first have to know how to make one, otherwise, you'll get what we call in party slang: chain of favors. That is, if you do it badly, that cutie won't deliver the ass anymore. Then, if I fuck you, she'll never give me the leather ring because a guy like you hurt her.
Later on, I'll give instructions on how to make a good ass. First, you have to get in the mood, eat her stew, and be a fool and walk around with your tongue hanging out like crazy, so you rub up against the Cyclops' eye. Once she's all wet and done, it's very annoying that you get hard. Now, if you still haven't even started, don't ask her to give you the Booty.
Instructions for making a Booty:1Get it off2To do it cum 2 or 3 times3Let him suck your cock a little bit, that way it will stay hot and wanting more4Suck all the fluid.5Get the gum out because you're making a huge mess6Make a fool of yourself and give Amaretti a tongue-lashing (only for cultured people).7If you see that when you sent her a tongue kiss she tightens up or gets uncomfortable, stop everything and ask her... 'Do you mind?' There are 2 options: - Do you mind? - Yes, I do mind - Why? - I don't like it - But I do, it's really good - You told me not to, would you like it if I sucked your Booty? It's disgusting - Oh, I wish you'd suck my Booty! - You're the worst... (your name)! - Take a pill, you're being a mogólica. In that case, the cutie leaves and you're left feeling good, and if you took Viagra you wasted $50 for nothing. Then what do I know, invite her to a couple of drinks first and let's resume the conversation... - Do you mind? - Haha, nooo... it gives me goosebumps papeee - Don't say 'papeee' because it drives me crazy, babe, let me eat that colaaaa - Ay... it gives me goosebumps! - But do you like it? - Yes, I guess Ok, now you have a positive one, at 90% of cuties like having their Booty sucked, so we can continue with the instructions.8She is with her butt up, and if you fall asleep for one second, she'll sit down and wait for you to do the 'missionary' normally, so every second that she has her 'totó' up is VITAL.9With the tip of the tongue round off the hole.10Put the tip of your tongue in, but always with one hand teasing his clitoris, because the doubts that he doesn't get it 100%.11While you're whipping her harder and she's moaning like a pig being burned with a blowtorch, she starts to put her tongue in12She's going to feel uncomfortable for the first two minutes, then she'll start pushing her ass against you so that your tongue goes in more and more.13. Grab the Prime box and check that it comes with a 'toy' you always thought was an anti-humidity sleeve, open it and massage your anus with that lubricant.14In case you don't come with lube, make yourself a masturbation but don't even think about using WD40.15It starts putting his finger on it, the tip of the finger16If you enter the tip, you'll enter the finger17If one finger goes in, the other one will go in after 3 minutes18And if the two fingers go in, your cock goes in thicker than two fingers WE KNOW you don't have it. If you want to tell the cuties that you measure 22x6, but EVERYONE KNOWS you don't measure that and you don't measure yourself with a ruler from the balls19Put the turtle's head in slow motion into her booty20Tell them to get screwed, they like the situation and morbidity of rape.21Enter me slowly and deeper each time.22She's going to feel like she's shitting herself, that if you think about it, it's rare, but they start to like it23Don't forget to keep paginating her24The background music has to be something very relaxing, forget about Megadeth or System of a Down25After getting inside, don't think that after that the cutie will give you a blow job because you're really a son of a put. When you take her out, be very careful. You can take her out with a carrot on top (more commonly known as CABSHA ON TOP), or you can take her out clean like you had put her in a water bottle SER. Here's the topic of not pissing at the next flaccid one who takes it, if you take her out with a prize, don't let her know, otherwise she'll die of shame. If you take her out clean, show it to her like that and she'll stay calm. If there's a smell of shit, well... what are you waiting for? Let the asshole come out smelling like GLADE plug?. Finally, as a gauchada, make sure the lips of the ass have remained even, because after having sex is like they leave the caramel candies disordered, so if you're hung up, order a little bit of the ravioles' planchuela that left it disheveled and let her go to the ñoba, turn up the music because she's going to fart like the best between cum and exercise, accumulated gas like a bathroom with a heater.
33 comentários - How to Make an Ass - Cultural Post!
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Y sí... la verdad que hacer un orto es un arte.
Eso de poner Megadeth o System of the down es reletivo, si ella es metelaera, sabés cómo arranca? 🤤 🤤 🤤 🤤 . Si no ni en pedo!!!!
La cuestión de qué carajo pongo en ese momento es jodida!
Pero una alternativa es la siguiente:
-Te gusta el cuarteto?
-Ay, no... es re-grassa, boludo.
-Daaaale... Vas a ver que te va a gustar... Una sola y después seguimos con Luismi, sí?
-Bueno, cuchi-cuchi... Una solita...
Y ahí le mandás Te voy a romper el orto de Cuarteto Obrero. 🙎♂️ 🙎♂️ 🙎♂️ 🙎♂️ 🙎♂️
Papá, eso es E N T R A R E N C L I M A.
+ 5 😃 Felicitaciones!!!
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Gracias por pasarse!!!!!!
Pero es muy cierto todo lo q decis, hacer el orto es un arte!! y efectivamente no se pregunta! sobre todo porq pierden tiempo en preguntar cuando queremos q nos la pongan!!!
Excelente descripcion y los pasos a seguir, me encanto!
Saludos lecheros!
a favoritosssss seeeeeee!
Que la chupen
...que la sigan chupando
GRAN POST!
EXTREMADAMENTE GRACIOSO!
SALUD!
DocGaleno, poriongologo
Preferible que haya olor despuès y no antes. Se te puede complicar entrarle.
De todas maneras, se empieza a disfrutar más adelante, tipo 25/26/27, porque ya dejás de encamarte con Pendejos y buscás tipos con más experiencia.
Además las minas saben que es muy probable que se lo hagan y toman las precauciones adecuadas para el caso (Lavarse bien, descargar las \"golosinas\" que le queden en la bombonera, etc.)
jajaja esta me mato, buenisimo flaco
Justamente vi un clasificado de adultos de un tipo que se ofrecia y daba las mismas medidas 🙎♂️ 🙎♂️ 🙎♂️ 🙎♂️
jajaja....hdp 🙎♂️
Ahi ya te vas a dar cuenta, si la mina no te dice nada, ya es un buen signo, podes irte zarpando de a poco y se lo vas colando. Si ves que la mina sigue inmutable a medida que le vas metiendo el dedo, ya podes ir diciendole cosas chanchitas sobre su cola, como preparando el terreno, porque al culo tambien hay que hablarle eh! si lo sabes \"chamullar\" el culo te abre sus puertas.
En definitiva, a la mujer lo Primero que hay que cogerle, antes que su cajeta o su culo, es su MENTE. Si vos sabes entrar en su mente, en su morbo, sabes encenderla, ella te va a entregar todo orificio cogible que tenga su cuerpo.
Ah ! y JAMAS demostrar que uno solo busca el placer personal, \"me\" gusta esto, JAMAS, siempre hay que hacerles sentir que cualquier cosa que les hagamos es en pro del placer de ellas, de que logren una buena gozada y buenos orgasmos.
Te dejo unos puntines che. 😉
Saludos !! 🙂
lo q me cague de la risa leyendolo !
UY BUEN POST........ 😀 😀 ......SATO_PAOLA
Falta aplicar el concha culo concha culo concha culo patentado por su amigo y listo!!!!!!!!!!
saludos,
Capo, te deje 10 puntines felicitaciones.
somo siempre me dice ni nene
tenes que tener siempre el :culo: preparado
uno nunca sabe 😀 😀 😀 😀 😀 😀 😀 😀 😀 😀 😀
antes me enojaba
pero como me gusta pues
le hice caso 😀 😀 😀 😀 😀 😀