Si querés hacerle el culo a tu chica (resubido)

Lovely people of P!, I'm uploading the post again, as it's never too late to have some good advice when putting on a leather ring!!!!!

How do you make a good ass?
How do you make a good ass?
The average age where the ass is delivered is 20, 21 years old. That's around there.
Anyway, you start enjoying it later on, like 25/26/27, because you stop getting into bed with guys and look for types with more experience and not guys with their cock made a volcano that just want to burst.
The ass doesn't break or hurt.
Making an ass is an art.
I understand, girls, when they want to make the ass and try, it hurts like a cramp, but that happens because the mutant who's in bed with you has his cum overflowing from his eyes and wants to put his cock inside a thimble.
Repeat, making an ass is an art.
The ass doesn't ask. When you ask, you lose.
Except if the cutie is RE coped, RE gaucha, and likes minimal techno.
If those 3 factors apply, then you can ASK for the Booty, but generally, it's not asked, it's found.
For her to give you the Booty, you first have to know how to make it, otherwise, you'll get what we call in party slang: chain of favors.
That is, if you do it badly, that cutie won't deliver the ass anymore. Then, if I fuck you, I'll never give you the leather ring because a guy like you hurt me.
Later on, I'll give instructions on how to make a good ass. Since I'm not the king who KNOWS about booties, but after many mistakes, now I can screw and laugh.
First, you have to get into the mood, eat the stew, and make yourself a fool and walk around with your tongue hanging out like crazy, so you rub the Cyclops' eye (here's where you laugh because I said Cyclops' eye and think I'm a gross text).
Once this little wet thing is all done and everything, it's very annoying that you get hard. Now, if you still haven't even paged her, don't ask her to give you the Booty. Instructions to make a Booty:

1. Get it
2. Do it cum 2 or 3 times
3. Make her suck your cock very little, so it stays hot and horny
4. Suck all the fluid
5. Take out the gum because you're making a terrible mess
6. Be an idiot and give her a tongue-lashing (only for cultured people)
7. If you see that when you gave her a tongue-lashing she squeezes her cheeks or gets uncomfortable, stop everything and ask... Do you mind?

There are 2 options:

- Do you mind?
- Yes, I do
- Why?
- I don't like it
- But I like it, it's great
- You told me not to, would you like me to suck your Booty? It's disgusting
- I wish you'd suck my Booty!
- You're the worst loser!
- Take a pill, you're being ridiculous.

In that case, the cutie will leave and you'll be left feeling stupid, and if you took Viagra you wasted $50 on it.

Then, what do I know? Invite her for a couple of drinks first and let's start talking again...

- Do you mind?
- Haha, no... it gives me goosebumps
- Don't tell me goosebumps because it drives me crazy, let me eat that colaaaa
- Ay... it tickles!
- But do you like it?
- Yes, I know
Ok, now you have a positive one, 90% of cuties like having their Booty sucked, so we can continue with the instructions.

8. She's got her ass up, and if you fall asleep for one second, she'll sit down and wait for you to do it normally, so every second she has her totó up is VITAL.
9. Round off the hole with the tip of your tongue
10. Put the tip of your tongue in, but always with your hand playing with her clitoris, because doubts that the ass doesn't excite 100%.
11. While you're teasing her more and more, she'll moan like a pig being burned with a blowtorch, start putting your tongue in
12. She'll feel uncomfortable at first, then she'll push her ass towards you to let your tongue in more and more.
13. Grab the Prime box and see what comes out with a juggie that always thought was an anti-something. humidity, open it up and massage the anus with that lubricant. 14. In case it doesn't come with lubricant, make yourself a masturbation but don't even think about using W40. 15. Start putting in your finger, the tip of your finger 16. If the tip goes in, the finger goes in too 17. If one finger goes in, at three minutes the other one does too 18. And if both fingers go in, you'll get a cock that's thicker than two fingers WE KNOW YOU DON'T HAVE IT. If you want to tell the cuties you measure 22x6, but EVERYONE KNOWS YOU DON'T MEASURE THAT AND YOU WON'T MEASURE IT WITH A RULER FROM THE BALLs 19. Put in the turtle head slowly into the Booty 20. Tell her guarangadas, they like the situation and the morbo of rape 21. Penetrate very slowly, and each time deeper. 22. She'll start to feel like she's shitting, if you think about it it's weird, but they start to like it 23. Don't forget to keep teasing her 24. The background music has to be something very relaxing, forget about Megadeth or System of a Down 25. Finish inside, don't think that after that the cutie will give you a blow job because you're really a son of a bitch. When you take it out, be very careful. You can take it out with a carrot stick on the end (more known as CABSHA EN LA PUNTA), or you can take it out clean like you put it in a bottle of water SER. Here's the topic of not shitting at the next guy who gets screwed, if you take it out with a prize, make sure she doesn't know, otherwise she'll die of shame. If you take it out clean, just show it to her and she'll stay calm. If there's a smell of shit, well... what are you waiting for? Let the ass plug in a GLADE outlet?. Finally, as a joke, check if the lips of the ass have stayed even, because after having sex it's like they're left with the caramel candies disordered, so if you're crazy, order her to tidy up the ravioles that are still messy.