Como hacer un culo

GOOD PEOPLE THIS IS MY FIRST POST AND I RECOGNIZE IT'S NOT A BIG DEAL, BUT IT'S NOT FROM ME, BUT I'M A REGULAR VISITOR HERE AND SURELY SOMEONE WILL LAUGH...HERE GOES

How to make an ass.

I decided to write about anal sex because of all the hysteria and fuss that women make when giving up their butt.

The average age where you give up your butt is around 20, 21 years old. That's around it.

Anyway, you start enjoying it more later on, like at 25/26/27, because you stop sleeping with guys and look for types with more experience and not guys with a cock that's just bursting to get in there.

The butt doesn't break, nor does it hurt.

Making an ass is an art.

I understand girls, when they want to make an ass and try, it hurts like hell, but that happens because the mutant you're with in bed has his cum overflowing from his eyes and wants to put his cock inside a thimble.

Repeat, making an ass is an art.

The butt doesn't ask. When you ask, you lose.

Except if the cutie is RE-copied, RE-gauched, and likes minimal techno. If those three factors apply, then you can ASK for the Booty, but generally, it's not asked for, it's found.

To get her to give you the Booty, you first have to know how to make one, otherwise, you'll be known as chain of favors in party slang.

That is, if you do it badly, that cutie won't give up her butt anymore. Then, if I fuck you, I'll never get the leather ring because a guy like you hurt me.

Later on, I'll give instructions on how to make a good ass. For now, since I'm not the king who KNOWS about booties, but from all my mistakes, I can now make an ass and laugh.

First, you have to get in the mood, eat her stew, and be a jerk and walk around with your tongue hanging out like crazy, so you rub against the Cyclops' eye (here's where you guys will laugh because I said Cyclops' eye and think I'm a gross guy). vez that this wet, exhausted and all, it's very annoying that you get on the foreplay. Now, if you still haven't even started, don't ask her to give you the Booty.

Instructions for making a Booty:

1. Grab it
2. Do it 2 or 3 times
3. Make her suck your cock very little, so it stays hot and horny
4. Suck all the fluid
5. Get out the gum because you're making a terrible mess
6. Be an idiot and give her a tongue-lashing (only for cultured people)
7. If you see that when you gave her a tongue-lashing she tightens up or gets uncomfortable, stop everything and ask... Does it bother you?

There are 2 options:

- Does it bother you?
- Yes, it bothers me
- Why?
- I don't like it
- But I do, it's very good
- You told me not to, but would you like me to suck your Booty? It's disgusting
- I wish you'd suck my Booty!
- You're the worst Ariel!
- Take a 2, you're a mogolica.

In that case, the cutie leaves and you're left feeling good, and if you took Viagra you wasted $50 for nothing.

Then, what do I know, invite her to have a couple of drinks first and let's continue the conversation...

- Does it bother you?
- Haha, no... it gives me rosquillas papeee
- Don't tell me papeee because it drives me crazy, babe, let me eat that colaaaa
- Ah... it tickles me!
- But do you like it?
- Yes, I know

Ok, now you have a positive one, 90% of cuties like having their Booty sucked, so we can continue with the instructions.

8. She's got her ass up in the air, and if you fall asleep for even a second, she'll sit down and wait for you to do the missionary normally, so every second she has her totó up is VITAL.
9. Round off the hole with the tip of your tongue
10. Put the little tip of your tongue in, but always with your hand playing with her clitoris, because doubts that the ass won't excite it 100%.
11. While you're playing with her more and more strongly and she's screaming like a pig being burned with a blowtorch, start putting your tongue in
12. She'll feel uncomfortable, first 2 minutes, then it's going to push you with the ass so that the tongue goes in more and more. 13. Grab the Prime box and check if it comes with a 'toy' that you always thought was an anti-humidity packet, open it and massage your anus with that lubricant. 14. If it doesn't come with lubricant, make yourself masturbate but don't use W40 at all. 15. Start putting in a finger, the tip of the finger 16. If the tip goes in, the finger goes in 17. If one finger goes in, after 3 minutes the other one does too 18. And if both fingers go in, your cock will go in, thicker than two fingers WE KNOW you don't have it. If you want to tell cuties that you measure 22x6, but EVERYONE KNOWS you don't measure that or that you won't measure yourself with a ruler from the balls 19. Put the turtle head slowly into the Booty 20. Tell her 'guarangadas', they like the situation and the morbidness of 'rape' 21. Penetrate very slowly, getting deeper each time. 22. She'll start to feel like she's going to shit, if you think about it, it's rare, but they start to enjoy it 23. Don't forget to keep teasing her 24. The background music should be something very relaxing, forget about Megadeth or System of a Down 25. Finish inside, don't think that after that the cutie will give you a blow job because you're really a son of a bitch. When you take it out, be very careful. You can take it out with a carrot on the tip (more commonly known as CABSHA ON THE TIP), or you can take it out clean like you put it in a water bottle SER. The topic is 'don't shit' at the next guy who's going to screw her, if you take it out with a prize, make sure she doesn't know, otherwise she'll die of shame. If you take it out clean, show it off and she'll stay calm. If there's an odor of poop, well... what are you waiting for? Let the plug come out from your ass. Finally, as a joke, check if the lips of the ass have stayed even, because after having sex it's like they're left in disarray, so if you're '... Handsome, order him a little to tidy up the ravioli board that's left messy. I'm a human being, I live among human beings; I'll try to smile anyway.