Ways to Masturbate

How to Masturbate Yourself




Original Forms of Female Masturbation

Although popular belief says no and we all think boys are more fun than girls, the truth is that we're all in this together. And just as sometimes you crave a romantic dinner for two and other times devour a ham sandwich while watching TV, you don't always need a boy to have a good time. For those days when you feel like it but don't want to leave the house looking for material, here are a few original ways to spend a good time:


The washing machine

Who said that the world of marujeo is incompatible with entertainment? And I'm not referring to ironing while watching a soap opera. This form of masturbation will only be effective if you have a washing machine at home with more years than polka, those where when they arrive at centrifugation you can organize races. The possibilities offered by this appliance are varied. From sitting on top and enjoying the vibration, to going a bit further with the help of some toy; so, if your vibrator's batteries have run out or you want to add a little excitement to your favorite console, you have the option of sitting on top with the toy inside. The good thing about the method is that you can spin the laundry as many times as you like if you don't get the orgasm with the final centrifugation.


The Electric Toothbrush

When you clean your mouth, you don't have to forget the lips. The utilities of this device are fantastic. Not only does it leave your teeth shining and free of plaque, but it can also provide intense orgasms with its sensual vibration. Marvelous!

In the shower

I recommend a classic of masturbation between fetishes: the warm and pressured shower on the clitoris. Modern hydro massage systems are great for relieving back tensions, but nothing like a potent artichoke where you can regulate the jet pressure to relieve tensions in your groin area. If you don't like singing in the shower, you don't have to get bored.


The bath towel
If you haven't left the shower session satisfied, you have the moment of drying off. Once you're well dried, it's time to apply body milk and other ointments to stay as smooth as a baby's bum. I won't tell you anything new, but the sensation of pleasure in your clitoris will increase if you put a small amount of cream on it and masturbate with those hands however you like. But I was going to talk about the towel, which distracts me: you can lie down on the bed and use the bath towel to give yourself pleasure. Grab the towel between your feet and pass it through your pubic area. Get it taut and rub your pubis against the pile. See how worth buying expensive ones is?

Original Forms of Male Masturbation

Welcome to the exciting world of male masturbation. Boys discover the pleasure of playing with their scrotum since early childhood; and if not, let them tell all babies who get excited about changing diapers for a good time. Especially after they find out it doesn't leave them blind or covered in more acne. As a famous filmmaker would say, there's nothing better than making love to the person you care about most, that is, yourself. Here are some different ways for them to enjoy themselves when they feel like it.


Sleeping Hand

This form will be a classic for many; and it's that it has its own page-turning having the sensation of being done by someone else or someone else. The best way to achieve this is through the technique of the sleeping hand. To do so, sit on the hand you're going to use until you feel cramps. Don't touch yourself, as what's important now is that it falls asleep. As soon as you stop feeling it, it will be time for other sensations in other parts of the body.

Torquemada

This modality inspired by the famous inquisitor is only suitable for those who enjoy strong sensations. It consists of masturbating as each one likes and occasionally hitting oneself where it hurts most with some consistent object that's handy. To increase ecstasy, it's advisable to insult oneself while performing the technique.

The motorcycle

This form requires great skill as it is quite complicated. It consists of standing on one leg and with the suspended leg in the air you have to try to kick the penis until you manage to start your personal motorbike's engine. If you succeed, send me an email and I'll make a monument for you.



The fly

I'm sure this technique is to the liking of some zoologist who enjoys small animals. Extreme zoophilia. It's essential to have at least one fly, although if you manage to get a pair, the result will be more rewarding. With great skill, cut off the wings of flies and let them rest in a small urn. Then give yourself a relaxing bath, for all muscles except one. Let your chrysalis bloom emerge from the water. Place the flies on it carefully without submerging your little periscope and enjoy how the creatures spin around trying to escape the water.


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49 comentários - Ways to Masturbate

mira que hay gente enferma pero esto supera a cualquiera.... 🤔
manu_73 dijo:que asco el de la mosca 🤔 8|

es vedad, como te vas a pajear con un mosca!!!!!!!!! Estas loco o que???
mrteta
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por dios casi me caigo
lo lindo de la mosca es que si te agusana la poronga vasa sentir cosquillitas hasta que se te caiga!!!!! que menga de enfermos!!! 😳
como me cage de risa con el de la mosca!!
lo mejor para pajearse es agarrar un guante de latex pnerle gel o crema para las manos o la piel y darle masa!
sabes cono te queda la garcha despues no?
😀 😀 😀 😀
lobodelbosque dijo:lo lindo de la mosca es que si te agusana la poronga vasa sentir cosquillitas hasta que se te caiga!!!!! que menga de enfermos!!! 8|

jaja sii 😳
maoman
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que culiado, me mato
exelente post 🙎‍♂️
con un escorpion es mas placentero y mas si este es mortal ; si esto no funciona prueba metiendo una anguila electrica en el culo o un erizo de mar como final no? 😳
alguien me regala una mozca preferiblemente delas de dengue
estoy con mateo, le estamos dando a la motocicleta, es buena 🤤 🤤
ghp027
¿se puede combinar la motocicleta con torquemada? 😀
TE FALTO LA FAMOSA \"TARZAN\", CONSISTE EN COLGARSE DE UN ARBOL CON UNA MANO TE AGARRAS DE UNA RAMA , CON LA OTRA TE CLAVAS UNA PAJA Y GRITAS :-¡AAAAAAAHAHAHAAAAAAAAA!!!!!
bafla
😭 esta bueno el de la mano dormida jajaja y el de la moto ni se diga......jajaja
Osirum
si alguien hace el de la mosca q ni lo cuente, me da tanto asco!!!

PD. estoy escribiendo con la mano izquierda, ya q estoy sentado en la derecha.
Saludos
Aca les dejo una formula muy exitante para una buena paja, ahi va.... sentate en el inodoro te la haces parar y agarras acondicionador para el cabello te pones un poco en la palma de la mano que vas a utilizar y pajeate solo la cabeza del pene,van a sentir mucha sensacion de acabar y acabar pero acaban despues de un largo rato,cuando acaben no van a queres tocar el pene por la sensacion divina que queda.Espero que les sirva y no se pajeen mucho, ( pajeros ) un abrazo!!!
Ojo con las moscas no se van a confundir con un tabano xq sino te queda la poronga como una ciruela.y no se pajeen mucho que se van a quedar ciegos?
lo de la mosca es simplemente un asco señores ! los demas bien ahi aceptable JAJA
te olvidaste uno el de chuparte la pija vos mismo es lo mejor solo tenes k practicar la columna unos años ejejej 🙎‍♂️ 🤤
mae ke estupido... ud es le paso algo fumo mucha mariguana o lo heredo de la mama... ahi le va una para ke intestes otra forma de mastrubarte hechate unguento para calentar en las bolas y el gorro y dala viras sentiras la verga como la de un caballo .... IDIOTA... 🙎‍♂️
godun
la de la mosca un azco despues todas las otras bamos nomas 😀 😀 😀 😀 😀 😀 😀 😀 😀 😀
:roll:no dijiste la de las hormigas yo c las digo metanla en un hormiguero(procuren que tenga suficientes hormigas)paso 2:muevance como con una mujer asta que todas las hormigas te piken.posdata no se aflijan si ven un gran cresimiento en su mienbro es normal solo apliquen hielo 😬
GENIALL... el de la moscaaa, pa que se te agusane todoo ahahahahahahah 😛
buen post, el de la mano dormida lo conocia por diego leonardi de gran hermano 2007 igual q el del acondicionador pero el resto estan copadas! lastima q un pco complicadas y dolorosas (y la ultima ni la nombro)

de todas formas tengo mi propio metodo con un artefacto que me gusta mucho y lo cambiaria nomas por una de verdad!

hechenlen un vistazo! 😀

http://poringa.net/posts/info/1304851/Como-fabricar-vaginas-caseras.html
Que loco esto ....no intentaria ninguna forma me quedo con la classic!!!
jphdez
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Sebion
La kagaste con lo de la mosca, realmente eris imaginativo weon!!
pero no la hago ni cagando!!

saludos amigos Poringeros!!
jajajajajaja xD no mames cabron hahahahaha... una cagada la de la mosca hahahahahaha (ahora mismo la hago) hahaha ni madres!
cros08
creo que la de la mosca se llama "la isla" pero no se como que una mosca con un buen de bacterias en tu amigo no va vien
tomsk8
q asqeroso cuando vi el de la mosca casi vomito y aparte mi post esta mejor http://www.poringa.net/posts/info/1600052/Tecnicas-para-masturbarte-%28cagate-de-risa-un-rato-XD%29.html
loco tengo 14 años y estoy al palo!
ninguna de estas formas me sirve!
ayuda!
intente con la aspiradora pero el pene me quedo violeta! 😀
q asco... yo me masturbo con porno y normalmente, este post es una gilada
toto_96 dijo:loco tengo 14 años y estoy al palo!
ninguna de estas formas me sirve!
ayuda!
intente con la aspiradora pero el pene me quedo violeta! ^^

xDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDdd si a los 14 haces eso, dios mio.