Misogynous jokes and talks

If you don't like it, keep watching. There's too much content for all kinds of taste and let's not be pretentious. A boy knows a girl and tells her he's a fortune teller, she doesn't believe him. Then he starts telling her everything she did that day, getting everything right. The girl couldn't believe it and asked him to please tell her the secret of how to predict, to which he responds that he'll teach her but only if she does what he says. Then they go to his house and he ties her up by hands and feet, puts her on all fours and undresses her. She says: excuse me, but you're abusing me. He responds: see daughter of a slut, now you're learning to predict.Mom, mom - What's up, daughter? - I took it to the neighbor - And what did he say? - AhhhhhWhat does a woman do after she's no longer useful? She takes her cock out of her ass.And what movie are we going to see?I suppose when feminists talk about the role of women and their function in society, they're referring to this:What's the name of that beautiful, attentive woman who does everything and doesn't break eggs? - LoverMy niece's crazy girlfriend thought the surprise party for turning 18 was going to be at a disco. She didn't know it was going to be me who would be celebratingTo women, they don't mistreat them, they correct themInfallible method for your wife to stop breaking eggs:What is a woman with no holes? A waste.Ah, yes. If I do it to you, it's abuse, but Christian Grey does it and he's a gentleman. Screw you, slut.