Por amor al culo...

If life turns its back on you... Suck it up.

Ass, rear, derrière, buttocks, cheeks... whatever you want to call it, but the truth is that a good ass makes us turn around to delight in its presence. Enjoy this gallery of beautiful objects.

One night, the asshole, without explanation, started sucking towards the inside of the body. It was going up the interior more angry than shit when it meets a Kidney. Asshole: Who the hell are you? Kidney: I am the Kidney. Asshole: Can you tell me where the Heart is? Kidney: Further up, boom! So the asshole continues its route upwards, even angrier. It meets a Lung... Asshole: Are you the Heart? Lung: No, asshole, I'm the Lung. Asshole: For shit's sake!, Where is the son of a slut from the Heart?. Lung: He's further up, boom... The asshole kept going up and getting angrier still, when it meets the Heart. Asshole: Who are you? Heart: I am the Heart, why? what's going on? - Asshole: Nice job!!!, You fall in love and they put me to me!!!!!!