Know why you're a chauvinist

http://www.goear.com/files/external.swf?fileBecause you are a donkey and instead of correcting it with time and effort, you disguise it with aggression.[/swf]

http://www.goear.com/files/external.swf?fileBecause you are cultured but cultivate outside the pot, and read Julian Marias and not Simone de Beauvoir.[/swf]

http://www.goear.com/files/external.swf?file15. Because in the end it's antisemitic, antiblack, antiworker, antiyouth, but since that's no longer in fashion, it compensates with misogyny, which comes with a prize here and now (but don't get careless: for just a little while longer).[/swf]

http://www.goear.com/files/external.swf?file16. Because you love order above all else, and each thing in its place women in the kitchen (or naked on magazine covers) and Pinochet, Castro, and García Meza in power.[/swf]

http://www.goear.com/files/external.swf?fileBecause he thinks ineptitude is a matter of sex, which is like believing in the stork or imminent elections.[/swf]

http://www.goear.com/files/external.swf?fileWhy she fears that women will make a scene separately and doesn't think it's men who invented and perpetuate it.[/swf]

http://www.goear.com/files/external.swf?fileBecause it assumes that the woman wants to imitate the man, and doesn't know that before being dead she would imitate such a disaster maker, from the atomic war to the VAT.[/swf]

http://www.goear.com/files/external.swf?fileBecause he likes for the world to be run by collectivists.[/swf]

http://www.goear.com/files/external.swf?file21. Because it has a lot of patience to let its head be stepped on by any tough guy and very little for understanding women's mistakes, which, historically, are debutantes in most professions.[/swf]

http://www.goear.com/files/external.swf?file22. Because he fears that women 'lose femininity', something impossible to lose unless you call cosmetics and towels by that name.[/swf]

http://www.goear.com/files/external.swf?file23. Because you're afraid they'll steal something from you and don't know what, even though they rob and assault you daily, and not exactly women.[/swf]

http://www.goear.com/files/external.swf?file24. Because it's sincere, and a recoverable macho is worth more than a 'feminist' sponsor like a pussy that says yes to feminine pretensions but...[/swf]

http://www.goear.com/files/external.swf?fileNow you know. With these 24 points, you save years and fortunes in psychoanalysis. You can be a man or woman, machismo is not about genes: few people are more macho than some women, only they're that way due to instinctive conservation, lack of attention, imitating men, comfort, or because others let them speak like TV does. You're also one for all these reasons and additionally because you think yourself superior: it's been 10,000 years since the warning was sent and clear, you still keep buying a non-existent product. Now you can continue being macho with logistical support. It's not about exercising repression from here either. Perseverance might bring applause and a sense of duty fulfilled, along with the slaps from the gang. But watch out, there's no greater prize than knowing yourself an intelligent and civilized person. If you don't opt for that, you'll be contributing to mental pollution, which kills us. And not humidity. You'll be inflating the machinery of prejudice and arrogance and in the end, you'll be left alone like a spider, in mourning, turned into a utility Dracula and a laughingstock among primaveral creatures.[/swf]