Let's Start with a Smile and Boner!

THE MAN discovered the GLASS and invented the BOTTLE. THE WOMAN took the GLASS and invented the MIRROR. THE MAN discovered the SHUFFLE and right there invented the GAME. THE WOMAN grabbed the SHUFFLE and invented WITCHCRAFT. THE MAN discovered the WORD and invented CONVERSATION. THE WOMAN discovered CONVERSATION and right there invented CHATTERING. THE MAN discovered MONEY and invented BUSINESS. THE WOMAN discovered BUSINESS and invented CREDIT. THE MAN discovered TRANSACTIONS and created CREDIT CARDS. THE WOMAN discovered CREDIT CARDS and then we... THE MAN discovered WORK and invented SALARY. THE WOMAN discovered SALARY and then we did it again. THE MAN discovered the WOMAN and invented SEX. THE WOMAN discovered SEX and invented MARRIAGE and then she got caught again. AFTER THIS, THE MAN BECAME A JERK AND DIDN'T INVENT ANYTHING ELSE!