Chicas, usaron estas frases alguna vez?

Love, I fell asleep at Laura's last night after she got into an argument with her boyfriend and I have to do the second one...I have a lot of chaos at work I leave lateI'm leaving with the girls who don't answer when you call me, and if they do answer it's because of LauraI'm not answering because the boss won't let me use my cell phone here... anyway I love you 😘😙😘I'm going to the gym now I'll be back this afternoon kissesI have a test tomorrow that's why I didn't bother you, I've been studying all nightI'll join some classmates to study when I'm done and I'll let you know and then you can come pick me up.It's late I can't love I have an appointment and I have to talk to the prof to see if he'll receive my delayed practical workMy grandma took my cell phone away and wouldn't let me answerI have to go to school for a parents' meeting, I'm not going to eat at homeLife is put on hold tonight I have to meet a new client from the companyAnd did they believe any of these excuses? Used one that's not here?Bonus audio of WSP

link:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T82lq7xpZAA