Women always wear high-heeled shoes to bed when they get laid.
Men never suffer from impotence.
When you practice oral sex on a woman, 10 seconds are more than enough.
If a woman is surprised by a stranger while masturbating, she won't scream embarrassed, but will instead insist on having sex with him.
5. Women smile gratefully when men cum on them.
Women enjoy sex with ugly men.
7. Women scream uncontrollably as they suck her.
Women always reach orgasm.
A blow job will always get a woman out of a traffic fine.
All women come screaming.
11. People back in the years 60 and 70 didn't know porn.
Those are real tits.
A common and satisfying sexual practice for men and women is to take his penis and whip the woman's buttocks with it.
14. Men always scream 'OH, YES' during cum.
If there are two men with a girl, they'll celebrate like football players (and the girl won't care).
Double penetration makes women smile.
There are no recognized Asian men in porn.
If you find a couple having sex, the boyfriend won't give you a punch for sucking his penis in his girlfriend's mouth.
In porn movies there's always a plot.
When he's having sex from behind, a man can really get a woman excited by giving her a gentle slap on the butt.
21. Nurses suck his cock off patients.
The men always practice the 'retreat march' (cum out) with success.
When your girlfriend surprises her best friend fondling you, only seconds will pass before she joins in on the two of you.
24. Women never have headaches... nor periods.
When a woman is blowing him off to a man, it's convenient that he tells her 'suck it, slut, suck it'.
The booty is always clean.
When a man ejaculates on a woman's buttocks, it is a satisfying outcome for both.
28. Women always seem to be pleasantly surprised when they unzip a man's pants and find his penis.
Men don't have to beg for sex.
The girls love anal sex.
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10 comentários - !Cuidado! 30 mentiras que nos dice el porno
6 las mujeres y hombres feos, no se si disfrutan o no disfrutan pero esta llenisimo de mujeres lindas casadas con tremendos esperpentos. Uno siempre dice tendran plata, billetera mata galan, pero a veces no son ricos. Misterios de la vida!
11 la gente y el porno hace 50 años. Obvio que habia! pero no podemos negar que hoy dia acceder al porno es mas facil y rapido que comprar el pan. Agarro el telefono y tipeo pij y me salen porongas para hacer dulce.
12 las tetas falsas. Como minimo la primera y segunda chicas tienen tetas reales.
+10 y gracias por el culo de Sasha, me puede