Cosas que nos llegamos a creer después de ver una peli porn

· Women wear high-heeled shoes even in bed
·Men are NEVER impotent nor do they have problems maintaining an erection almost eternally
· Ten seconds of sex are more than enough
· If a stranger discovers a woman masturbating, she won't start screaming and will still want to have sex with him
·Women smile graciously when men fill their face with semenWoman loves practicing sex with ugly men and middle-aged men


· Women scream uncontrollably when she sucks him off.A blow job always saves a woman from a fine for excessive speed.
· Women come always at the same instant as men.
• All women make noise when they fuck
·Those breasts are for real If you like them, some pinches
· A common and very satisfying practice for a man is to grab his own semi-erect penis and repeatedly rub it against a woman's anus.


·Men always say oh, yes after they come.
·The double penetration makes women smile
·Asian men do not exist
• If you find a guy and his girlfriend going at it, don't punch him in the face when you put your penis in her mouth
·When you penetrate a woman from behind, you can really excite her by giving her spanks.
·Nurses give blowjobs to patients
· Men always cum outside
· When a girl catches you having sex with her best friend, she gets a little angry but ends up in bed with the two of you


· Women never have headaches or periods
• When a woman is giving you a blow job, it's important to remember to tell her to suck.
· The boots are always clean and have no hair.
·When a man is giving a blow job standing up, men always put one hand on the girl's head and the other proudly on her hip
·Men should never ask. The women are already there offering themselves kindly to whatever it is
· Women always seem pleasantly surprised when they unzip a man's pants and find (oh surprise) a penis!