FIANCÉE: IT'S BEEN 4 MONTHS SINCE I GAVE MY FIANCEE A BREAST AUGMENTATION...
ROUND OF FRIENDS: YES, WE ALREADY KNOW THAT...(SEPULCHRAL SILENCE)
BOYFRIEND: BUT I DON'T THINK HE'LL SUCK A BREAST AND SHOW IT TO THEM...
THE BRIDE:
YOUR GIRLFRIEND AND HER OCCURRENCIES:
MY FRIEND COMES ALONG WELL THAT YOUR GIRLFRIEND IS MY COLLEGE ROOMMATE, SHE JUST DOES ALL THE WORK...
YOUR GIRLFRIEND TOLD ME SHE WANTED TO LEARN MAGIC, AND I TAUGHT HER HOW TO DISAPPEAR THINGS...
THE MAGIC:
Cousin, your girlfriend has beautiful eyes...and you can appreciate them even better when she opens them as wide as possible...
LOVEBIT, PLEASE MAKE YOUR HALLOWEEN COSTUME MORE RETREIVED THIS TIME...
PLUS AT THE PARTY WILL BE MANY OF MY FRIENDS AND ACQUAINTANCES...
THE BRIDE ARRIVING AT THE PARTY:
I love making your friends wait for 3 hours in the room...I almost ran out of ideas to keep them occupied...
The Idea:
ON A NUDIST BEACH:
BOYFRIEND: I'm going for some beers...
BOYFRIENDS OF THE NOVIO: BE CAREFUL LAUREN! THERE'S A CRAB IN YOUR TOWEL!! GET UP SLOWLY AND IN SLOW MOTION SO IT DOESN'T PINCH YOU!!...
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ROUND OF FRIENDS: YES, WE ALREADY KNOW THAT...(SEPULCHRAL SILENCE)
BOYFRIEND: BUT I DON'T THINK HE'LL SUCK A BREAST AND SHOW IT TO THEM...
THE BRIDE:
YOUR GIRLFRIEND AND HER OCCURRENCIES:
MY FRIEND COMES ALONG WELL THAT YOUR GIRLFRIEND IS MY COLLEGE ROOMMATE, SHE JUST DOES ALL THE WORK...
YOUR GIRLFRIEND TOLD ME SHE WANTED TO LEARN MAGIC, AND I TAUGHT HER HOW TO DISAPPEAR THINGS...
THE MAGIC:
Cousin, your girlfriend has beautiful eyes...and you can appreciate them even better when she opens them as wide as possible...
LOVEBIT, PLEASE MAKE YOUR HALLOWEEN COSTUME MORE RETREIVED THIS TIME...
PLUS AT THE PARTY WILL BE MANY OF MY FRIENDS AND ACQUAINTANCES...
THE BRIDE ARRIVING AT THE PARTY:
I love making your friends wait for 3 hours in the room...I almost ran out of ideas to keep them occupied...
The Idea:
ON A NUDIST BEACH:
BOYFRIEND: I'm going for some beers...
BOYFRIENDS OF THE NOVIO: BE CAREFUL LAUREN! THERE'S A CRAB IN YOUR TOWEL!! GET UP SLOWLY AND IN SLOW MOTION SO IT DOESN'T PINCH YOU!!...
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