Las pendejas los prefieren maduros. [El crap viaja a Moscú]

After some time stored in the gates, today returns the most refined CRAP ever. With an unimaginable collection of videos, from beyond and from nowhere. To sharpen your head again and again. If you don't have a morsa, give it a lime. Today I'll tell the story of this song that was a HISTORICAL HIT in southern Germany, revealing the inequality of the separating wall along with its inconsistencies and lack of reboques. Today I bring you a group called

whose song is called

.

As a child, I dreamed of conquering all the continents, that's why he chose the nickname of one of the greatest oppressors of free peoples. Once he formed the band, he wrote all the songs by candlelight, because, as he said, you could get closer to his idol. He had a romance with one of the ladies who joined the band, but it didn't last long, because she was forced to run tied to the horse.

When they went on tour in Europe, he indoctrinated the other members of the band about the places conquered by Genghis. Today, he installs parquet floors in Indonesia and has a real estate business in Romania.

He is considered one of the precursors of the

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I used to dream of being an astronaut as a kid, but never gave it the height. Played in Cambaceres' lower divisions as a midfielder, had good finishing skills. He joined the band because they needed a wardrobe manager and liked his voice. Many people today confuse him with Sensini or Indio Solari. When he tells them he's not, people get mad at him. Today, he's a trainer for monkeys at Cirque du Soleil (oh no, I mean, there are no animals in the Soleil)

Born Ukrainian, she was able to eat rice for a month straight without getting bored. She knew how to speak 10 languages backwards and forwards, and her pet was a bald parrot named Tobias. She joined the group at age 20 and fell in love with its leader (remember that I told you there was a relationship within the group). A anecdote she tells often when being interviewed is the one about fig jam. The group was singing in Krakovia when suddenly she lost her voice, so the leader (who wasn't yet her partner), prescribed fig jam ... he said that when Genghis Khan got hoarse from shouting too much, he would take 4 spoonfuls and be like new. And so it was. She went back on stage and could sing all the stanzas without a problem.

She used to dream about dancing the Nutcracker as a girl, but it was so much that she cracked her father's nuts that they finally kicked her out of the house. She traveled the world in search of adventures and the only exciting thing she found was a VHS of David Hasselhoff singing cumbia. After that, she plunged into drinking and could get out thanks to the support of her group mates. Today, she is the owner of one of the largest slipper factories in Greenland and loves listening to Ricky Martin when he sang in Menudo.

His denture was his strong point. From opening beers to unlocking locks. He was a multi-tool. His smile disintegrated women and opened the doors of heaven for him. His death was sudden and unexpected for the fans. It was at dawn and a fight broke out in a rough bar south of the city, where Igor was savoring a cold beer when an apple smashed into his mouth. He choked on one of his teeth and stopped breathing. Today his tones are remembered as one of the most endearing in the world of polka Boobs fuck.

His resemblance to Freddie Mercury made him a winner with women. He started singing in a metal band, but his style was different, he felt humiliated when his companions hit him with guitars. He traveled to China and there met the woman who is his wife today. He likes drinking sake and eating sushi. He has passion for electricity, and it's said that he almost surpassed Tesla. Today he lives with his 20 sons from the royalties left by Moskou.

Now, I won't tease you anymore. Let's go with the videos.