I insist that it's cold brother! I just went out to get some tools from the patio and I came back shitting. I touched my balls and didn't find them! So I said, let's go look for some drinks and videos to make the second part of the Poringa Boys' bar... I have one of my own that I call 'Midnight Train', you make black tea boiling, put 2 measures of Boussac sweetened with honey, and you screw it up... It's ideal for coughs and to suck before leaving to go away. The next morning you'll feel like you got kicked by a formation of the 'North Star'. Gin is an ideal solution for the chill, but sometimes, according to collected testimonials, it makes your ass burn (I never quite understood if it's related to the drink or the subsequent fart). If you're that delicate, I'm leaving some gourmet drinks...GrasshoppersThe grasshopper is a classic... better known as the old man's drink, that's it, grab a girl who has more careers than Carlos Pelegrini and screw her in your dreams. The next day she'll tell everyone that an old man got off looking at her and the other girls will say what a stink... making a face like smelling gas... but you, happy...IngredientsOne part of cream liqueur with mint
One part of cream liqueur with rum
One part of cream liqueur with white chocolate
One blonde girl as possible slut
One young guy like me without hair and with beardlink:[/swf]
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Satanas:[/swf]Satanás is also a well-known shot. Due to its high level of alcohol and serving it hot, it's another favorite winter shot. It's like this, grab an old and vicious blonde with a mouth full of teeth and screw her as if she were the last molar about to fall out! The drink is served on fire, be careful not to burn your cock (or burn the lady's pussy).[/swf]Ingredients[/swf]One part of Tía María
One part of granadina
One part of vodka
One part of triple sec
Three parts of rum
A blonde who splits with the enormous and white dining table
A brave one who fucks like a beast[/swf][/swf]
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3 - Tom and Jerry:[/swf][/swf]This is a gringo shot, innocent like the glasses cutie. You can find her in the library and convince her to do it after you get a degree in philosophy and letters. You'll screw her with glasses and the lamp on, until it ends up in her breasts while she recites a chunk of 'The Mediocre Man' by José Ingenieros... If the shot doesn't put you to sleep, the dense literature of this device will do so...[/swf][/swf]Ingredients[/swf][/swf]Egg yolk, egg white, 75cc of old rum, a spoonful of sugar, 100cc of cream whole, Nutmeg, Hair on the head, Powder on the breasts[/swf][/swf][/swf][/swf]
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Cognac Hot:[/swf][/swf][/swf]It's like that, the young lady blows cognac and rides you until she leaves you like a cooked sausage... from there you won't stop ever again, but the cold fights back, I don't know how!![/swf][/swf][/swf]Ingredients[/swf][/swf][/swf]One measure of cognac, One blonde who wants to rip it off and swallow it while she's blowing you, One guy frozen with fear and played without chips[/swf][/swf][/swf][/swf][/swf][/swf]
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5 - Homemade Irish cream liqueur[/swf][/swf][/swf][/swf]Grab two clingy gringas, stop breaking eggs by doing shots, buy Baileys at the Chinese place and get drunk with friends while screaming 'Long live Holy Federation!' [/swf][/swf][/swf][/swf]Ingredients[/swf][/swf][/swf][/swf]3/4 liter of whisky,
1 kilo of condensed milk
1 small bottle of vanilla essence
1 tablespoon of instant coffee
1/2 tablespoon of cocoa
1 Bottle of Baileys bought at the supermarket el buen vecino of Chin Lang Peng
2 Party-loving Gauchitas
2 More friends[/swf][/swf][/swf][/swf][/swf][/swf][/swf][/swf]
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6 - Magic Water:[/swf][/swf][/swf][/swf][/swf]Get yourself a babe that looks like your niece, who likes it when you do her ass more than the flan with cream and put her in a t-shirt... If you're cold, you're a jerk![/swf][/swf][/swf][/swf][/swf]Ingredients[/swf][/swf][/swf][/swf][/swf]One liter of water from the faucet. One girl who accepts saying 'tíooooooo, this is maaaaalllll' between gasps. One guy hot like a chimney.[/swf][/swf][/swf][/swf][/swf][/swf][/swf][/swf][/swf][/swf]
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I told them that my niece was also at the 18th of the previous post... as she grew up has some tits that... Uh... the slut mother, now I'll have to jerk off and with this damn cold I can't even find my balls... ah! that's what I said...? what a downer... I'm already senile. She gave birth...[/swf][/swf][/swf][/swf][/swf][/swf][/swf][/swf][/swf][/swf][/swf][/swf]
Claudio hugs you, Good Night![/swf][/swf][/swf][/swf][/swf][/swf][/swf][/swf][/swf][/swf][/swf][/swf]
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9 comentários - Barra de tragos poringueros y sus garches (parte 2)
Ya ni sé si los videos están buenos, me parece que a tus posts ya entro para reírme con las intros !!!
Sos un hdp !!! Que manera de reírme !!! (Ese es un punto suma y mucho con las minitas, hacerlas reír, sobretodo al principio........ 😉 😉 😉 😉 )
A favoritos y volveré con puntines porque arrancarme una sonrisa a las 6 de la mañana es más difícil que armar el cubo mágico !!!!
Gracias por compartir.
Angie te deja Besos y Lamiditas !!!
La mejor forma de agradecer la buena onda que se recibe es comentando, al menos al que te comenta. Yo comenté tu post, vos comentaste el mío?
Compartamos, comentemos, apoyemos, hagamos cada vez mejor esta maravillosa Comunidad !!!
A favo por ahora...
Gracias por el tremendo post, magnifico tu laburo. +10 y reco...
Buenísimo!!!!! 😀 😀 😀
LOCO ME HACES CAGAR DE LA RISA!!!!
SOS UN GROSO!!!!
ESAS INTROS SON DE LO MEJOR !!!
GRACIAS POR EL BUEN HUMOR
RECOMENDADO Y FAVORITOS!!!
Estoy en el trabajo y leo esto....
"Cognac Caliente: Es asi, la piba se hace buches de cognac y te soba la garcha hasta que te la deja como una salchicha cocida... por ahi no se te para nunca mas, pero el frio lo combate no sabes como!!"
No te imaginas como me miraron los compañeros de trabajo de la risa que tengo my friend....
Excelente lo tuyo...!
saludos y gracias por tomarte el tiempo de hacer este post.
gracias a vos por tomarte el tiempo de leerlo y mas aun, comentar
Yo, por mi parte me tomo un buen Tom&Jerry ! 🤤