Barra de tragos poringueros y sus garches (parte 2)

Barra de tragos poringueros y sus garches (parte 2)
pendejas

I insist that it's cold brother! I just went out to get some tools from the patio and I came back shitting. I touched my balls and didn't find them! So I said, let's go look for some drinks and videos to make the second part of the Poringa Boys' bar... I have one of my own that I call 'Midnight Train', you make black tea boiling, put 2 measures of Boussac sweetened with honey, and you screw it up... It's ideal for coughs and to suck before leaving to go away. The next morning you'll feel like you got kicked by a formation of the 'North Star'. Gin is an ideal solution for the chill, but sometimes, according to collected testimonials, it makes your ass burn (I never quite understood if it's related to the drink or the subsequent fart). If you're that delicate, I'm leaving some gourmet drinks...

GrasshoppersThe grasshopper is a classic... better known as the old man's drink, that's it, grab a girl who has more careers than Carlos Pelegrini and screw her in your dreams. The next day she'll tell everyone that an old man got off looking at her and the other girls will say what a stink... making a face like smelling gas... but you, happy...IngredientsOne part of cream liqueur with mint
One part of cream liqueur with rum
One part of cream liqueur with white chocolate
One blonde girl as possible slut
One young guy like me without hair and with beard






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Satanás is also a well-known shot. Due to its high level of alcohol and serving it hot, it's another favorite winter shot. It's like this, grab an old and vicious blonde with a mouth full of teeth and screw her as if she were the last molar about to fall out! The drink is served on fire, be careful not to burn your cock (or burn the lady's pussy).[/swf]
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One part of Tía María
One part of granadina
One part of vodka
One part of triple sec
Three parts of rum
A blonde who splits with the enormous and white dining table
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This is a gringo shot, innocent like the glasses cutie. You can find her in the library and convince her to do it after you get a degree in philosophy and letters. You'll screw her with glasses and the lamp on, until it ends up in her breasts while she recites a chunk of 'The Mediocre Man' by José Ingenieros... If the shot doesn't put you to sleep, the dense literature of this device will do so...[/swf][/swf]
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Egg yolk, egg white, 75cc of old rum, a spoonful of sugar, 100cc of cream whole, Nutmeg, Hair on the head, Powder on the breasts[/swf][/swf]






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It's like that, the young lady blows cognac and rides you until she leaves you like a cooked sausage... from there you won't stop ever again, but the cold fights back, I don't know how!![/swf][/swf][/swf]
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One measure of cognac, One blonde who wants to rip it off and swallow it while she's blowing you, One guy frozen with fear and played without chips[/swf][/swf][/swf]






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3/4 liter of whisky,
1 kilo of condensed milk
1 small bottle of vanilla essence
1 tablespoon of instant coffee
1/2 tablespoon of cocoa
1 Bottle of Baileys bought at the supermarket el buen vecino of Chin Lang Peng
2 Party-loving Gauchitas
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Get yourself a babe that looks like your niece, who likes it when you do her ass more than the flan with cream and put her in a t-shirt... If you're cold, you're a jerk![/swf][/swf][/swf][/swf][/swf]
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One liter of water from the faucet. One girl who accepts saying 'tíooooooo, this is maaaaalllll' between gasps. One guy hot like a chimney.[/swf][/swf][/swf][/swf][/swf]




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I told them that my niece was also at the 18th of the previous post... as she grew up has some tits that... Uh... the slut mother, now I'll have to jerk off and with this damn cold I can't even find my balls... ah! that's what I said...? what a downer... I'm already senile. She gave birth...[/swf][/swf][/swf][/swf][/swf][/swf]


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9 comentários - Barra de tragos poringueros y sus garches (parte 2)

5 - Licor casero de crema irlandesa Agarra a dos gringuitas querendonas, dejate de romper los huevos con hacer tragos, compra Baileys en el chino y garchate a las pendejas con amigos mientras gritas "Que viva la santa federacion!"

Ya ni sé si los videos están buenos, me parece que a tus posts ya entro para reírme con las intros !!!
Sos un hdp !!! Que manera de reírme !!! (Ese es un punto suma y mucho con las minitas, hacerlas reír, sobretodo al principio........ 😉 😉 😉 😉 )
A favoritos y volveré con puntines porque arrancarme una sonrisa a las 6 de la mañana es más difícil que armar el cubo mágico !!!!


Gracias por compartir.
Angie te deja Besos y Lamiditas !!!

Cold
La mejor forma de agradecer la buena onda que se recibe es comentando, al menos al que te comenta. Yo comenté tu post, vos comentaste el mío?
Compartamos, comentemos, apoyemos, hagamos cada vez mejor esta maravillosa Comunidad !!!
Un honor haceros reir! 😃 Gracias chicos!!!
Volvimos con puntos de reconocimiento !!!
@angieyruben gracias chicos, lo dicho... un honor!!!
Post prometedor... Ahora no lo leo porque salgo a tomar algo de frio 😃

A favo por ahora...
Espero que te abrigaras aunque sea con un moscato!!
@mamasteaclaudio Me llevo estos tragos:Satanas - Tom y Jerry 😃 ...

Gracias por el tremendo post, magnifico tu laburo. +10 y reco...
Sos un capo che...no sé que onda los videos, pero lo que me rio con vos...no tiene nombre...son las 9.15 de la mañana y debo decir que me la alegraste...y hace frío acá...pero no podría comprobar lo que decis de tus huevos, porque yo no tengo jajajaajajajajaj Besotes!!!
No sabes como me quedaron, No paso por la cocina... tengo miedo que la patrona las confunda con las pasas e uva y se las ponga al budin de pan...
@mamasteaclaudio jajajaajajajajaajajajaajaajajaja una grossaaaa la patrona!!!
Tus post son como una columna de "Sex Humor" en P! 😉
Buenísimo!!!!! 😀 😀 😀
Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhh... con lo que me gustaba la sex humor, Yaronside, peni y palomares, que grositud! Gracias amigo, es mucho eso! apenas le ponemos un poco de onda al sexo... que es lo que hacemos para no pegarnos un cuetazo cuando ya no se nos para cada 10 minutos jajajaja
Barra de tragos poringueros y sus garches (parte 2)
LOCO ME HACES CAGAR DE LA RISA!!!!
SOS UN GROSO!!!!
ESAS INTROS SON DE LO MEJOR !!!
GRACIAS POR EL BUEN HUMOR
RECOMENDADO Y FAVORITOS!!!

pendejas
Gracias Campeon!!! se hace lo que se puede! Abrazos!
como puse arriba, es para darle onda nomas... sino me deprimo pensando en la epoca de oro jajaja
🤘 🤘 🤘 @mamasteaclaudio
jaaaaaaaajajajaja

Estoy en el trabajo y leo esto....

"Cognac Caliente: Es asi, la piba se hace buches de cognac y te soba la garcha hasta que te la deja como una salchicha cocida... por ahi no se te para nunca mas, pero el frio lo combate no sabes como!!"

No te imaginas como me miraron los compañeros de trabajo de la risa que tengo my friend....

Excelente lo tuyo...!

saludos y gracias por tomarte el tiempo de hacer este post.
Ahora me rei yo!!! me alegro hermano... ya la vida es jodida pa amargarse!!
gracias a vos por tomarte el tiempo de leerlo y mas aun, comentar
mar_zoc +1
Excelente post e intro 😀
Yo, por mi parte me tomo un buen Tom&Jerry ! 🤤
Gracias amigazo! es una buena opcion el trago le digo eh?