Foreword of 'Johnes Holmianos' cumshots
I've been on the sister page of Pornga (Taringa) for a couple of weeks now and I see in the
My
A lot of images (I think) created by taringueros, with the figure of 'La Llorona'.
Johnny Sins
.
With this post I don't want to minimize the figure of a great porn star, with over 500 filmed scenes, women doubled in pleasure... but rather I want to introduce them (perhaps to those same perverts) to the retro idol, the '
father of the creature
As I were saying
The annihilator teacher
, to the
All supreme
The great lord
John Holmes
...
I dare say with complete normality that the famous bald guy from Brazzers is a
Test tube fetus
beside this master. John or I should say Wilfredo, born in a locality of Istanbul, more precisely in the neighborhood of
mangorillas
Inhabitants of the town were known for putting out fires with their cock. As a kid, they would send him to play as a goalkeeper because it was known that if he didn't get the ball with his hands, he'd get it with his cock. At 18 years old, he left the village and went to try his luck in the city. He started working for a crane company installing cold air conditioning units, but the great contrast of hot and cold made him develop pneumonia. That's why he abandoned everything and dedicated himself to sucking dick to get on TV.
VHS
Shot more than 1500 scenes, hetero, homo and
Everything that was moving was going to stop at the grill.
He had many nicknames in the porn world, now I'll go into detail about some of them.
The man with three legs
The farmer with a hoe included (to make the gullies... you understand?)
White elephant
Gargantua, get off my back
And many others more... Now I'm going to leave some of the comments that some of their porn colleagues from back then made.
Ron Jeremy
I remember when I started in this porn, I didn't have a weight and the first scene I had to shoot was a quadruple featuring John and two morochas that now don't come to mind. I was so nervous it wouldn't stop, then John approaches me and says...
Calm down Ron, taking is like riding a bike and removing the tires, it's like drinking mate without the light going out, it's like enjoying an ice cream at 40°C, it's like spying on your neighbor while she eats a mussel with farinaceous...
Then I knew that my life had meaning, I could finally stop being the double of Super Mario at the Chinese supermarket and get laid. I'll never forget that chat...
Linda Lovelace
I remember when one night we finished filming, it was a harsh winter night in the South of Sarasota and we had worked ourselves out...
Author's Note
We were walking on the snow and John was only wearing a shirt, I was bundled up with my mink coat that I had bought recently and I said
John, do we share the cum shot?
...to what he responds to me
Don't worry, I brought my personal scarf
...and then he whips out his cock and wraps it around his neck...
From that day on, I was hypnotized by the great flexibility of that gentleman. I knew he would be a legend.
From that day on, I was hypnotized by the great flexibility of that gentleman. I knew he would be a legend.
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After those great anecdotes, I only have to explain why 'Wilfredo Beto Garlompa'. It turns out that John's great-grandfather was a fanatic of Morón, back in '45 there was a half-5 that bit rivals like no one, nicknamed Beto Dentini... John never knew the truth about his name... but the real name was that. He would later change it to produce porn.
And as it can't be any other way, I'm saying goodbye with some videos but just for filler. From John? ...no!, from Reality Kings, but at this point of the crap, who cares... 😊
Video 1 - Alana Evans, Nikki Sexx, Veronica Rayne
Full-Screen
Video 2 - Alana Evans
Full-Screen
Video 3 - Brianna Beach
Full-Screen
Video 4 - Persia Pele
Full-Screen
Video 5 - Alana Evans & Persia Pele
Full-Screen
Video 6 - Adrianna, Alana Evans, Francesca Le
Full-Screen
Video 7 - Alana Evans, Holly Sampson, India Summer
Full-Screen
Video 8 - Kimberly Kane
Full-Screen
DO NOT FORGET TO SKATE WITH STYLE!!!!
it will be until the return...(of the corner) 😀
Cordial Greetings. 😉
25 comentários - Wilfredo 'Beto' Garlomp's True Story
No solo nos revelas los secretos del "Gran" John sino que además nos muestras en exclusiva a las famosas "catadoras de pijas" !!! 😀 😀
Te fuiste a la recontra mierda con el antológico derrape del prólogo !!! 😀 😀
Dicen que este subibaja fue hecho con una réplica en tamaño real de Holmes, lo dejo a tu criterio....
Volveremos !!!!
Gracias por compartir.
Angie te deja Besos y Lamiditas !!!
La mejor forma de agradecer la buena onda que se recibe es comentando, al menos al que te comenta. Yo comenté tu post, vos comentaste el mío?
Compartamos, comentemos, apoyemos, hagamos cada vez mejor esta maravillosa Comunidad !!!
Tirare la frase que hace rato les platicaba a los Mexiclaners que a esta hora no hacen un carajo y andaban de vagos........."Estoy viendo un top post"
que linda situacion
cronista de sucesos , creador de fantasías.... o algo por el
estilo, porque si no es así, estás perdiendo el tiempo.
Que manera de iniciar un post con ese crap escrito que
solo los genios son capaces de hacer. Como me he reido
con "no te preocupes, traje mi bufanda personal"..... y en eso
pela la verga y se la enrosca alrededor del cuello... genial 😀
Los vídeos los dejo para los postres, me lo agendo, dejo +10
y recomiendo. Saludos 😉
Un gande Holmes en todos los sentidos posibles! 😀
y vos no tenes perdon de dios por traer semejantes trolas catadoras de miembros
Ahora broly atado aun a la palmera que le salvo la vida tendra que catarse el mismo mientras ve este posts desde su idiotphone!
van saludos puntos reco!
no digo mas nada....
sera top entonces 😀
+10 y recom crapero barato
PERO TAMBIEN ES MEDIO PORONGA
GRACIAS POR COMPARTIR
Siempre ingenioso Yorugua. 😀
Alto Aporte!
Volveré. 😉 😉 😉 [/color]
Como me gustaría que me agarren así...
Muy bueno el aporte..!!!
Los videos están excelentes...!!!
El prólogo sin comentarios...
Excelente post compatriota...!!!
A Favoritos y Recomendadísimo...
y el material de lo mas caliente pa sentarce y disfrutar 🙎♂️ 🙎♂️ 🙎♂️
creo que como dicel las malas lenguas 😀 se viene un TOPaso !!!
ya aplauden el @heavy_soul y su banda
van ptos y reco !
un abrazo craperdog !!!
el prologo excelente... es como leer una buena novela...!
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como simpre un post del carajo!!! +5 y reco!!
a por cierto se ve un top crap 😀 ^^
pero que talento para los post de PUTA MADRE traes Loco!!!! 🙌
a ver hras de placer 🙂
Grax bro!!!