Frases de una novia/esposa ideal

What beautiful phrases to listen!!!

1. Stop messing around with romanticism and get the zipper down, I'm dying to suck your cock.

2. Let's try something different, today let's put it in from behind.

3. I want you to take more whiskey; serve me one too, please, because I want to get drunk and lose control with you.

4. What matters is sexual health. We have to fuck a lot.

5. We can watch porn in bed instead of going to the movies.

6. Finish between the breasts.

7. I hate fucking with a condom; I'm going to take some pills even if you disagree.

8. Can I invite a friend over for us to get wild with three?

9. Does it bother you if I eat it?

10. Let's not have sex yet. Watch some First Division football and then we'll see.

11. You worked all week. It seems fair that you go out with your friends to prostitutes.

12. Finish in the sheets, and after that, I'll wash them.

13. I love cleaning up after you in balls.

14. It doesn't matter if I don't finish, as long as you do and everything is fine.

15. Have you finished? Take a nap, and I'll prepare some snacks for you.

16. (After finishing between her breasts). Send me a photo because this is spectacular.

17. Have you finished? Don't bother me anymore; I'm leaving.

18. Put the video camera on the nightstand and film us when we have sex.

19. You showed your friends the photos... how divine.

20. Come, let's have sex in my parents' bed that has a new mattress.

21. Did you watch the video with your friends? Did they like it? Do we look good?

22. I got pregnant, but it doesn't matter; take a plane and I'll sort everything out.

23. What do you think if we invite my sister?

24. My ex-boyfriend had me shorter.

25. My ex-boyfriend never screwed me the way you screw me.

26. For me, sex is everything.

27. You're giving great head.

28. I have a friend who's hot for you; can I give her your phone number?

29. How about we go and fuck instead of visiting my parents?

30. Come over to my place, I have two boxes of beer and then we'll put them away.

31. I showed the video to our friends in bed and they want to make a round bed with you.

32. You Watch the game, while I suck you off.

7 comentários - Frases de una novia/esposa ideal

24. Mi ex novio la tenía más corta.
25. Mi ex novio nunca me cojió como cojés vos.
increibless
32. Vos mirá el partido, que mientras te la chupo.
fue la primera que pense, estas tres se roban todo
a mi me dijeron lo contrario de la 19, se entero que le mostre las fotos que le saque a ella mientras le hacia la cola y casi me corto las bolas
Elemental......
8. ¿Puedo invitar una amiga para enfiestarnos de a tres?
15. ¿Ya acabaste? Dormite una siesta que te preparo una picadita
17. ¿Ya acabaste? No te molesto más, me voy
20. Veni, vamos a coger en la cama de mis viejos que tiene el colchon nuevo.
23. ¿Qué te parece si invitamos a mi hermana?
28. Tengo una amiga que está caliente con vos. ¿Le doy tu teléfono?
31. Le mostré el video a las chicas de nosotros en la cama y quieren hacer una cama redonda con vos.


ni en pedo
19. Le mostraste las fotos a tus amigos... qué divino.
21. ¿Así que viste el video con tus amigos?. ¿Les gustó?. ¿Salimos bien?

La frutillita de la torta...

27. Qué buenos pedos te tirás.

Jua juaaaaaaaa........ 😀

Excelente post
Musica para nuestros oidos... lastima que si llega a decir eso seguro es un trava!!! 😀

TU POST A FAVORITOS... 😉

Me llevo esta... 20. Veni, vamos a coger en la cama de mis viejos que tiene el colchon nuevo....__ __


Frases de una novia/esposa ideal