Les gustan los simpsons?

As I couldn't upload images, I'll tell you an anecdote from when I was a kid. I would have been 10 years old. It has nothing to do with sex. I want to tell how Bart Simpson plagiarized the phrase 'I wasn't there'. My uncle had a workshop at the back of the house. He lived in the front part with my aunt and cousins. At that age, I liked burning ants and other insects. There was a bottle of lavender oil that had gasoline and I would spray the insects with gasoline and have some matches and burn them. (what a lovely childhood) one day I was having this innocent diversion. I had sprayed some ants with gasoline and was burning them. But I wanted to pour a bit more gasoline and while doing so, the fire rose up and lit the bottle in my hand on fire. I didn't know what to do so I started throwing the bottle and it started setting everything on fire. My old man appeared soon after. I had a terrible diaper. Everything was catching on fire and I was holding a box of matches in my hand. The only thing that came out of my mouth at that moment was 'I wasn't there'. Well, afterwards I couldn't go outside for about a month. Bart Simpson plagiarized me.