How do I tell my wife I'm a slut and crossdresser?

I was alone at home playing a bit with a toy in my booty, being a slut and painted like a Persian rug from the hardware store until it was time to pick up the kids from school and my wife comes. I left my tights, thong, and plug on, took off my makeup, and went out. When I got back, she had already returned, we talked for a bit, and we went to get a coffee near home. Then, she was looking at something in the newspaper and says: does it seem like this is necessary to you? and points to the transvestites in the photo, dyed, with made-up lips and showing their bodies... and well I said. A little later I went to the bathroom pretending I had to pee, but really I took these photos. It's impossible for me to confess to her that I like dressing up as a woman, that I like being caught... and the newspaper photo