Canarios de África


CONFESSIONS OF SMALL HEROES FROM DIFFERENT WORLDS


Canarios de África


- What was I doing with that woman? Because she reminds me of you. In fact, she reminds me of you more than you do.


GROUCHO MARX
Youth


With Music It's Better






HERE WAS A PROLOGUE BY SEBASTIÁN ESTEVANEZ
(But he told me he didn't know how to write, read, or live.)

Note that no one will read: The other day an ex-primary school classmate who added me on a Social Network (we talked about this in Mickeyment) sent me this message:

Hi friend, long time, I hope we're connected through this medium, sending you a kiss
Intention to fuck: NONE

Four days later and at 4:03 am she sends this:
I'm with the girls, we painted it as going out, I'd love for you to hook up with me
And I replied: In 7th grade I gave you an alfajor and you didn't accept it, slut
Well, but now things are different or not?
Yes, Francescoli retired.
Oh come on, I'm talking seriously stupid
I am too
The contact appears as disconnected
As we can observe, life is not a mess, people are. Hopefully the garchen will zombie-like and take pictures.
WITH YOU...THE SLUT VOLDEMORT.
Mate
After this uncomfortable moment let's move on to the post.
They lower it.
Those women who tell you I take great care of my hair, I have a shampoo brought from the spit of canaries from Africa, don't you know? No, honestly I prefer to fuck.
It lowers if before knowing me and knowing that I'm a chef you ask how many minutes it takes to boil a hard egg. Look Utilisima, I don't know, check it out.
It lowers the sweet style Colonial dessert, people who thought that were years without fornicating.
The baker from my neighborhood, who calls me Rey, asked me for mignons nothing more.
Those women who tell you Let's go slow and two days later send you a photo of when they did a Safari and slept with all the animals from The Lion King lower it.
Those situations of I really like you, I'd like to take you out to dinner, to the movies, to the Planetarium... What do you see on my face? A guide?
Those other situations of My parents want to meet you, my brother is a personal trainer, my sister is a kindergarten teacher...tell me about yourself I have nothing, I came in a bondi but I'm leaving already, good luck.
For God's sake never let them be fucking like drugged hyenas and in the background leave TN and start La Viola...There's no going back after listening to Bebe Contepomi.
Let's move on to another topic.
What do you say in that shit moment when you get caught and look at the ceiling?
1- I DON'T KNOW IF YOU KNEW BUT THERE'S HUMIDITY IN THE CEILING.
2- WE WERE SO HAPPY WHEN PETTING WAS SPONTANEOUS.
3- I WANT TO BUY MYSELF A TRAINING SWEATER FROM JUVENILE UNION.
4- NEXT TIME I'LL GARCH YOU COWBOY CLOTHES.
5- GRAB ME AND TELL ME STICKER.


Cafe



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17 comentários - Canarios de África

JAJAJAJJA.. dios que limado q estas!!!...
las lagrimas de la risa al leerte!!!

Gracias por volver...
Gracias por la magia...

Ud siempre es clase A 😀
Me la bajan las otras situaciones de "Mis viejos te quieren conocer, mi hermano es personal trainner, mi hermana es Maestra de Jardin...contame de vos" Yo nada, vine en bondi, pero ya me voy, suerte."

😀 😀 😀 😀
Volviste Genio !!!!
Ya te estábamos extrañando !!!!


Gracias por compartir.
Angie te deja Besos y Lamiditas !!!

Canarios de África
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Me la bajan las mujeres que te dicen "Vayamos despacio" y a los dos días te mandan una foto de cuando hicieron un Safari y se acostaron con todos los animales del Rey León. bien, bien....estás cada día peor amiguito jajajajajjaja
pegame y decime sticker xD jajajaja morí de risa 🙂 +10 me encanto q volvieras 🙂
genio dejo puntos

gracias por compartir
jajajajaja me matas boludo
la de quedarte mirando el techo
me paso varias veces
puntos y saludos genio
Youth
Como siempre afíladisimo.................."Por Dios que nunca les pase estar garchando como hienas drogadas y que de fondo hayan dejado TN", nunca empezó La Viola pero el volumen era cada vez más fuerte. Gracias por volver a escribir. +10 y reco


Mate
es cierto o " vos me queres solo para garchar" despues que se tragaron hasta el pomo de la puerta ,o las peores te calientan a full con mensajitos del tipo""te chupo el culo hasta que te arranque las amigdalas y despues me garchas hasta que te sangre la chota" y despues te dicen "no te estas pasando con esto?",basta de histeria y si quieren garchar haganlo carajo!!!!
jajajajajajajajaajjaaj ... Es cierto, a mi me la secan las boludas que no se animan a aceptar que también pueden tener garches ocasionales, pasarla bien y listo.
Juaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!!!!!! me descompuse!!! muy bueno!! volvere!!
Jajaja ahora un post al revés, para que nos digas lo que te agrada. Muy buen post. 😃
Che, ¿y cuánto tenemos que charlar para que te pueda preguntar cómo hacer para que la tortilla de espinaca no me salga aguachenta? Jeje.

Se te quiere y siempre sabe sabrosa tu dosis de locura.
primero: amo el dulce de leche colonial! segundo lo de maru botana es pura envidia jajaj y tercero me enacnta pasear por el planetario y demaces jajaja buen post!
Me hiciste reír mucho.......
Y eso esta buenísimo...
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