Good start to this tragicomic tale.
As many know, I'm the owner of a messenger service and well, this happened to one of the boys who works with me.
This past Monday, February 23rd, 2009, he told me that he had come from doing a procedure in the center, returning towards Chacarita, was walking down Av. Cordoba when at the corner of Cordoba and Malabia, like a good jerk, in an area with many beautiful women due to the large number of clothing stores, he spotted a veteran (40 approx) brunette woman with a small stone necklace, good breasts (operated), jeans shorts, and muscular back that's all there is to say. The guy looks at her and she looks at him; he gives her a kiss making himself look like an idiot, which she responds to with an enchanting smile that drives him crazy and decides to turn around the block and go back for what he thought was a street conquest.
Chat between the two:
dude :- Hi brunette, how are you?
brunette:- Fine... just killing time and you?
dude :- I'm working a bit... but making time for what? Are you waiting for someone?
brunette:- No, I'm waiting for them to deliver my car here at a garage in about an hour and a half.
dude:- Ahh well if you want let's take some laps around to kill time and get to know each other or grab something like you want if not bothers you.
brunette:- Not taking laps no... something like what? Do you want to do jaja didn't tell me your name yet ..jajaja !
dude:- My name is Martin... and yours?
brunette: - Andrea... well, tell me what we're doing, Martin. I don't want to stay here for an hour and a half.Obviously the dude was more than a winner....and he got it
dude: - well look I'm not going to lie, let's go to a hotel...and how did you get here?
brunette: - uhmmm Well, okay, since we're already here! There's one near Jufre
dude: eh! You know the area pretty well
brunette: yes my mom has a small shop two blocks from Jufre and Malabia
dude:- ah...ok...ok so you live around here
brunette:- No, my old lady I live in Recoleta, I have an apartment there
chat goes on, they arrive at the hotel...
Once inside the hotel, he parks his motorcycle and pays for the 45-dollar room
Inside the room, the dude can't believe what's about to happen. It was his crazy day.
dude:- I'm going to take a shower and come back
brunette:- okay, okay...I'll wait for you
He comes out clean and with a winner face, it was clearly his wild afternoon, he couldn't take it anymore!!!
dude:- I'm here (he wants to kiss her)
brunette:- (rejects him) well kid, are you going to give me 200 pesos now?
dude:- eh? What 200 pesos? You're crazy! Where am I supposed to get 200 pesos?
brunette:- You shouldn't have asked before...well, it's fine. Give me 150 and we're good, don't make me walk in the rain
dude:- Not even in a storm, you're crazy! You're wearing a millionaire face, but I'm broke!!
brunette: well, let's get out of here, everything is fine...nene, give me a drink (while grabbing his cock with a lot of force) and giving him kisses
brunette:- (whispering to his ear) tomorrow I'll invite you to my apartment again, just give me what you can now and we won't waste time. (while making out)
But the dude's excitement at seeing such a cute girl in her underwear, plus the fact that they played against him, made his hormones make a bad move
dude: well, crazy, I really like you...you're so good, make me a discount and it's over
brunette:- NO! I told you to take advantage of my apartment tomorrow for free...I need the cash, take the tube in an note...(gave him her cell phone and he bought it with his eyes)
dude:- well, okay, take the cash, it was just what I wanted (already) I had the guy who would explode) 'Well, what he tells me to my dismay was that it wasn't his best erection, didn't get it well, didn't pass well and besides the cutie behaved like a daughter of a thousand whores, she did a terrible blow job. She wouldn't let anyone touch her breasts and ended up making me give her a masturbation that made her come in her chest' 'After his worst screw' Dude: - (thinks inside as I'm an asshole to think about this cutie daughter of a slut) and goes to the shower. Brunette:- Bye, nene... take care, call me eh? bye. The rest is saying that the number was false.... man! And so it ends for this modern UNCLE'S STORY that can be done with anyone, one goes crazy and ends up like an ass... that's how it was and that's how it ended. I swear this guy when he told me couldn't believe me, he said 'and I making myself a cock got caught by them' 'And don't come with nonsense that for a kitty we do unthinkable things if not what the girls think' Salutations.
As many know, I'm the owner of a messenger service and well, this happened to one of the boys who works with me.
This past Monday, February 23rd, 2009, he told me that he had come from doing a procedure in the center, returning towards Chacarita, was walking down Av. Cordoba when at the corner of Cordoba and Malabia, like a good jerk, in an area with many beautiful women due to the large number of clothing stores, he spotted a veteran (40 approx) brunette woman with a small stone necklace, good breasts (operated), jeans shorts, and muscular back that's all there is to say. The guy looks at her and she looks at him; he gives her a kiss making himself look like an idiot, which she responds to with an enchanting smile that drives him crazy and decides to turn around the block and go back for what he thought was a street conquest.
Chat between the two:dude :- Hi brunette, how are you?
brunette:- Fine... just killing time and you?
dude :- I'm working a bit... but making time for what? Are you waiting for someone?
brunette:- No, I'm waiting for them to deliver my car here at a garage in about an hour and a half.
dude:- Ahh well if you want let's take some laps around to kill time and get to know each other or grab something like you want if not bothers you.
brunette:- Not taking laps no... something like what? Do you want to do jaja didn't tell me your name yet ..jajaja !
dude:- My name is Martin... and yours?
brunette: - Andrea... well, tell me what we're doing, Martin. I don't want to stay here for an hour and a half.
Obviously the dude was more than a winner....and he got it dude: - well look I'm not going to lie, let's go to a hotel...and how did you get here?
brunette: - uhmmm Well, okay, since we're already here! There's one near Jufre
dude: eh! You know the area pretty well
brunette: yes my mom has a small shop two blocks from Jufre and Malabia
dude:- ah...ok...ok so you live around here
brunette:- No, my old lady I live in Recoleta, I have an apartment there
chat goes on, they arrive at the hotel...
Once inside the hotel, he parks his motorcycle and pays for the 45-dollar room
Inside the room, the dude can't believe what's about to happen. It was his crazy day.
dude:- I'm going to take a shower and come back
brunette:- okay, okay...I'll wait for you
He comes out clean and with a winner face, it was clearly his wild afternoon, he couldn't take it anymore!!!
dude:- I'm here (he wants to kiss her)
brunette:- (rejects him) well kid, are you going to give me 200 pesos now?
dude:- eh? What 200 pesos? You're crazy! Where am I supposed to get 200 pesos?
brunette:- You shouldn't have asked before...well, it's fine. Give me 150 and we're good, don't make me walk in the rain
dude:- Not even in a storm, you're crazy! You're wearing a millionaire face, but I'm broke!!
brunette: well, let's get out of here, everything is fine...nene, give me a drink (while grabbing his cock with a lot of force) and giving him kisses
brunette:- (whispering to his ear) tomorrow I'll invite you to my apartment again, just give me what you can now and we won't waste time. (while making out)
But the dude's excitement at seeing such a cute girl in her underwear, plus the fact that they played against him, made his hormones make a bad move
dude: well, crazy, I really like you...you're so good, make me a discount and it's over
brunette:- NO! I told you to take advantage of my apartment tomorrow for free...I need the cash, take the tube in an note...(gave him her cell phone and he bought it with his eyes)
dude:- well, okay, take the cash, it was just what I wanted (already) I had the guy who would explode) 'Well, what he tells me to my dismay was that it wasn't his best erection, didn't get it well, didn't pass well and besides the cutie behaved like a daughter of a thousand whores, she did a terrible blow job. She wouldn't let anyone touch her breasts and ended up making me give her a masturbation that made her come in her chest' 'After his worst screw' Dude: - (thinks inside as I'm an asshole to think about this cutie daughter of a slut) and goes to the shower. Brunette:- Bye, nene... take care, call me eh? bye. The rest is saying that the number was false.... man! And so it ends for this modern UNCLE'S STORY that can be done with anyone, one goes crazy and ends up like an ass... that's how it was and that's how it ended. I swear this guy when he told me couldn't believe me, he said 'and I making myself a cock got caught by them' 'And don't come with nonsense that for a kitty we do unthinkable things if not what the girls think' Salutations.
37 comentários - Don't pass... Uncle's Modern Story
Yo pase por tu post..vos.pasaste por el mio?
¡¡¡¡¡¡VOLVE AVEFENIX... TE ESPERAMOS...!!!!!
más puta que todas las gallinas juntas, primero agarro fácil, y mas si te dice al toke vamos al telo; por mas gatita q sea una mina tan putas no son 😀 😀
pero lo que si me cague de risa con la historia, voy a estar atento ahi en palermo hay un puterio tremendo. Buen post kpo. Un abrazo.
\" y no me vengan con boludeces que por un tajo hacemos cosas inpensadas
FULLDIEGO La banda de P!
>Si a los comentarios!!
dale un par de viajes mas al pibe asi se recupera economicamente al menos... mira que sino le digo qeu te cobre derecho de autor por el relato! jajajaja
El MotokeroP!La Masturbanda
[Font=engravers mt] que exista la categoria para ellas P! a full! [/font]
kiero pensar ke no lo sancionaste no?
nos puede pasar a todos 😉
saludos...
NO man jamas!! por que el vino se sento y me lo conto de onda .. lo unico que hice fue decirle \" que garron \" bue nos puede pasar a todos es verdad
Tu relato me hace acordar cuando vinieron unos amigos de la provincia (Catamarca) y salieron a la noche a conocer un poco Bs.As.En el \" paseo \"dos minas le entregaron unas tarjetas (El famoso entre) con consumicion gratis y show streepers,que los vagos se mandaron de una pero...ta ta tan! 😀 😀 los flacos no lo podian creer una vez adentro lo apuraron mal para que paguen las copas de las chicas y de ellos 100 mangos a cada uno y de coger... ni hablar 😀
y para el colmo gasto platita!!!
no estamos para gastar en boludeses por la crisis!!!
gracias por avisarme por el post
😀 😀 😀 😀 😀 😀
Olivia.
UHHHH EL CUENTO DEL TIO!! PERO YO NO TENGO UNA MIERDA QUE VER! 😬
peor es que te pase la del \"pingüino\" 😀 😀 😀
como a Upa. 😀 😀 😀 (no mentira)
la verdad si una mina me da bola ya empiezo a sospechar. 😀 😀
Que paso con los antiguos refranes? Cuando la limosna es grande hasta el santo desconfia... Te suena? Que se curta entonces.
Como los giles que entran en esos bares que hay en el microcentro, supuestamente de copas y al final terminas pagando 2 gambas por dos vasos de coca asquerosa que ni te tomaste.
A ese empleado tuyo sacalo de calle porque tanto asfalto al final no le sirvio de nada.
Y la proxima historia copate y escribila un poco mejor, dale que no cuesta nada eh? 🙎♂️
que boludon
pasa en las peliculas pasa en la P
muy bueno my friend
habló la voz femenina 😀 😀 😀 😀
Y CUANDO MAS LINDAS MAS VOLUDOS NOS PONEMOS !!!
Es verdad ustedes por un tajo, matan a la vieja.
Yo por las dudas tomo nota de todo, quizás algún día ande corta de efectivo y quien te dice...
Buena historia.
Besos.
F.
PAMELITA PASAME EL NUMERO DE LA CUENTA..... 😃
La verdad es que la crisis economica esta dando para todo........ 😀 😀 😀
Gracias por avisar, Motokero. Voy a tener más cuidado cuando me levante minitas...
Buen No fue la del pinguino pero casi.... loco todos estamos en la misma .
y el que nunca callo en una ...que tire la primer piedra.
Siempre pensamos con la cabeza de abajo y no con la de arriba.
Nos puede pasar a todos. y bue la historia es esa no la hice mas extensa por no habia mas nada para contar. se entendio bastante bien y ademas baje linea y todo .
Es un bajon pero es cierto loco asi que a andar con cuidado !!!!
mato mato +5
😀 😀 😀 😀
jeje a quién no lo culearon antes de hacerse un Maestro, por ahí se arranca
un relato muy didáctico
GRACIAS POR PERMITIRNOS SOÑAR
LLUVIA DE BENDICIONES !!!
brujo777 P! después del amor mi mejor compañía