ZooPoringa hoy sapoverde (PremioMega3)

Our beloved sapoverde gave us a lot of text to talk about it... but before going on, I'd like to share a myth and clarify the differences with the frog. There is a belief that placing a sapoverdeGreen ToadBound with a 'panza' cloth against the cheek is useful for calming toothache pain. This supposition originates from the Middle Ages and was brought by conquerors and immigrants. This belief has its scientific basis: the skin of the scrotum, (apart from the parotids that secrete a White milky substance What the fuck? Don't be maliciousthick very itchy that serves to deter its predators since if they bite them it irritates the buccal mucosa extremely, and especially that of the abdomen, secretes a substance with a formula very similar to sympathomimetic amines (adrenaline and noradrenaline) which are vasoconstrictors (among other physiological actions that don't come into play), so when grabbing a cunt it seems cold due to the vasoconstriction it produces.

Placed the cunt on the cheek, over the affected area, the sympathomimetic amines absorb through the skin of the face and produce vasoconstriction, reducing the swelling that compresses the nerve and which is what produces the pain.

On the other hand, sapoverde is also used for purposes as diverse as: neutralizing snake bites, in the cure of culebrilla, dysentery, horse renguera, in open wounds of animals, removal of fleas, to provoke rains, etc.

Quiroga mentions that in the Calchaquí Valleys theWITCHESThey are served withGREENSOAPTo harm someone because it is considered the work of the zupay. The luck of the cunt can vary according to customs. In the Chaco, for example, it is boiled in water to serve as a drink against asthma; and in Chile, it is fried in oil to combat hemorrhoids. After reading this and adding to the natural dangers:I propose a personal guard for our sapoverde...although if necessary it has multiple forms of camouflage...Now then, how to differentiate our dear sapoverde from a disgusting frog? Both the frog and the cunt belong to the Anuros, the most numerous order of amphibians. They vary in size and spend most of their lives inside or near water or caves. Frogs produce a transformation during their developmental stage. They start life as tadpoles with bodies similar to fish, without legs, with fins and breathing through gills. In the case of frogs, eggs form by external fertilization in water, surrounded by a gelatinous mass. Later, the embryo develops, and eventually, the tadpole is born. This one has a booty to facilitate movement in water and breathes through gills. As they start growing, their heads develop, and they are very voracious. During the metamorphosis of frogs, fins will turn into legs, the booty will disappear, and breathing will become pulmonary. Something similar happens with saps. After metamorphosis come the differences, on one hand, saps have rough and dry skin...There are more walkers than jumpers.From there, their legs are shorter. In the case of frogs, it's not like that, they have shiny, smooth skin and longer legs because that way they can jump freely. It's curious that despite not looking alike many times we confuse these little animals. So next time you see one of these, pay attention to the differences to identify it and see if it's a jumping frog or an asperous cunt.By the way, almost forgot to mention, you should be very careful with frogs, find out if it's venomous because inside the list of: The 10 most venomous species on the planet, is the Arrowhead Frog. Already Homer Simpson experimented with his flesh, the hallucinogenic power of South American poisonous frogs during his mission era. Despite not being able to call the extremely venomous South American species hallucinogenic in a genetic sense, their toxins act on the central nervous system, producing effects of such unreality that induce the Indians to confer upon itSupernatural powersto the animal. And although, visual and other hallucinations possibly accompany violent intoxications, in no way can they be considered as true hallucinogens (Furst, 1974, 1976). As regards this Furst has accurately specified that the massive attack produced by the Bufo venom containing bufotenina is of a different order than the transition from one state of consciousness to another produced by the powder containing bufotenina (Furst, 1974). Perhaps it's no coincidence that with such frequency Toads will be added as an ingredient in the hallucinogenic potions prepared by witches.In medieval Europe. Whether as causes of hallucinations or as venomous animals that produce what could be called pseudo-hallucination syndrome, these amphibians - due to these and other peculiarities -acquired significance within magic and mythologyaboriginal and occupied a place of privilege among the peoples that created the goldsmithery of gold in Colombia Horemheb wrote 'For centuries,' The cock has been linked with magic and witchcraftAs an ingredient in witches' brews, it was supposed to provide them with the power of flying; haha...poor witch believed itThe stone said to be on the head of some frogs had special curative properties. Until science could study the amphibian's biochemical features, many believed it possessed certain perverse characteristics and was closely related to the devil. However, by 1451 Alfonso de Torado, bishop of Ávila, suggested that witches' flights and shape changes were not supernatural but rather the effects of drug-induced hallucinations: a remarkably accurate judgment for the time.

There are proofs that witches had frogs as domestic animals or familiars. It was even said that witches milked their frogs. Modern biochemical checks suggest that this is what they did.

Some detailed references to this historical use of bufotenine appear in the accusations against five witches from Fago (Aragon, Spain), tried around 1657. From notes written about the trial conducted by the Inquisition before burning them, it can be extracted: The accused said she had a cunt and was beaten with a broom, and they took what she made her produce and anointed themselves with it and went wherever they wanted.

This hallucinogen works by imitating the chemical molecule that carries messages from nerve cells to the brain, flooding it with false and distorted messages and producing the illusion of flight. Its psychoactive effect consists of visual hallucinations, a game of colors, lights, and shapes. Bufotenine has been found in the blood and urine of non-addicted people, which suggests that the human body can produce bufotenine. It is likely that bufotenine forms from serotonin by a demethylation of its amine function.

Bufotenine is currently a controlled substance, but it is well known that some addicts maintain pets that produce frogs, making control very inefficient.

It seems that since ancient times the lives of frogs, witches, and warlocks have been intertwined. The sexual appetite of a sapoverde is insatiableAnd they usually have very similar offspring so their genetics is very strongTo finish I'll add that what surprises me most about DonSapo is his business vision, it's the user with the greatest merchandising of P! I've already shown Clothing, Slippers, Web Pages, etc....but now I'm adding a costume for pets...so you can turn whatever you have into your friend cumAnd the most spectacular of its products...a blow dryer with the greatest audacity is sold to minors under age being evident the pornographic shape of it which justifies the inclusion of this post in P!

I didn't hesitate to buy one...and I'm sharing the photo...if Manolo12 were selling this instead of t-shirts...it would be a hot stock on the exchange! Thanks Cunt!...See you later