How to make an ass

I decided to write about anal sex because of all the hysteria and fuss women make when they're ready to give up their ass. The average age where you give up your ass is around 20-21 years old. Anyway, it starts getting more enjoyable later on, like at 25/26/27, because you stop sleeping with guys and look for guys with more experience and not guys who are just looking to blow their load. Your ass doesn't break, dilate or hurt. Making an ass is an art. I understand, girls, that when someone wants to make you do it and tries, it can be painful like a muscle cramp, but that's because the mutant in bed with you has his cum overflowing from his eyes and wants to shove his cock inside a needle. Repeat, making an ass is an art!!! Your ass doesn't ask questions. When you ask, you lose. Except if the cutie is RE-copied, RE-gauched, and likes minimal techno. If those three factors apply, then you can ASK for the Booty, but generally, it's not asked for, it's found. To get her to give you the Booty, you first have to know how to make it, otherwise, you'll be known as chain of favors in party slang... If you do it wrong, that cutie won't give up their ass anymore. Then, if I'm going to f**k you, I'll never give you the leather ring because some guy like you hurt me. Later on, I'll give instructions on how to make a good ass. Since I'm not the king who KNOWS about booties, but after making so many mistakes, now I can screw and laugh. First, you have to get in the mood, eat her out, be a jerk and walk around with your tongue hanging out like crazy, so you rub up against the Cyclops' eye. Once she's all wet and done, it's very annoying that you start getting hard. Now, if you still haven't even started, don't ask her to give you the Booty yet. Instructions for making a Booty: 1. Grab her 2. Make her cum 2 or 3 times 3. Let her suck your cock just a little bit, so it stays hot and wanting 4. Suck all the fluid.
5. Get rid of the gum because you're making a terrible mess.
6 Make yourself a fool and give Amaretti a tongue-lashing (only for cultured people).
7 If you see that when you gave her a tongue-lashing she tightens up or gets uncomfortable, stop everything and ask her... Does it bother you?
There are 2 options:
- Does it bother you?
- Yes, it bothers me.
- Why?
- I don't like it.
- But I do! It's really good.
- You told me not to, but would you like it if I sucked your Booty? It's disgusting.
- I wish you'd suck my Booty!
- You're the worst... (your name)!
- Take a 2, you're a mogolica.
In that case, the cutie leaves and you're left feeling good, and if you took Viagra you wasted $50.
Then what do I know? Invite her for a couple of drinks first and let's start the conversation again...
- Does it bother you?
- Jajaja, no... it gives me goosebumps, papeee!
- Don't tell me papeee because it drives me crazy, babe, let me eat that colaaaa!
- Ay... it gives me goosebumps!
- But do you like it?
- Yes, I think so.
Ok, now you have a positive one at 90% of the cuties like having their Booty sucked, then we can continue with the instructions.
8 She's got her butt up and if you fall asleep for one second, she'll sit down and wait for you to do the missionary normally, so every second that she has her totó up is VITAL.
9 Round off the hole with the tip of your tongue.
10 Put the little tip of your tongue in but always keep your hand playing with her clitoris because doubts about whether it excites her 100%.
11 While you're teasing her more and more, she'll start to moan like a pig being burned with a blowtorch, then start putting your tongue in.
12 She'll feel uncomfortable at first, the first two minutes, but after that she'll push her butt against yours so you can put your tongue in even more.
13 Grab the Prime box and check what comes out with a juggie that always thought was an anti-humidity packet, open it and massage her anus with that lubricant.
14 If it doesn't come with lubricant, do some self-masturbation but don't... pedo uses W40. 15. Start putting your finger in, the tip of your finger 16. If the tip goes in, the finger goes in 17. If one finger goes in, after 3 minutes the other one will too 18. And if both fingers go in, it's like a cock thicker than two fingers SABEMOS that you don't have it. If you want to tell cuties you measure 22x6 decide but EVERYONE KNOWS you don't measure that and you won't even measure with a ruler from the balls 19. Put the turtle head in slowly into the Booty 20. Tell her guarangadas, they like the situation and the morbo of rape 21. Penetrate very slowly and deeper each time. 22. She'll feel like she's shitting, if you think about it, it's rare but they start to like it 23. Don't forget to keep going 24. The background music should be something very relaxing, forget Megadeth or System of a Down 25. Finish inside, don't think the cutie will give you a blow job because you're really a son of a bitch When you take her out, be very careful. You can take her out with a carrot on the tip (more known as CABSHA ON THE TIP), or take her out clean like you put it in a water bottle SER Here's the topic of not shitting at the next guy who gets screwed if you take her out with a prize, she doesn't know, otherwise she'll die of shame If you take her out clean, show it to her and she'll stay calm. If there's a smell of shit, well... what are you waiting for? Maybe the ass will come out smelling like GLADE plug?. Finally, from gauchada, check that the lips of the ass have stayed even because after getting it on, it's like they're left with the caramel pieces disordered, so if you're a cop, order the ravioles planchuela a little and let her go to the ñoba, turn up the music because she'll shit like the best between cum and exercise, accumulated gas like a bathroom with a heater. Good, I hope this information has served you and now you know that trying won't hurt anything. I hope your comments saludosPd: I guess you noticed it's a pain to read something fun