I'll tell you about this girl who got me so excited and left me almost at the edge of getting kicked in the ass by my jerk, but I could cut it off before it happened, leaving a great memory of the slaps we used to exchange and thus being able to tell them to you!!!
After that terrible hangover that left me crazy, I had to smoke with my wife scolding me for the hour I arrived and just when it wasn't my son, I only answered that I'd leave if she thought I was doing something silly, so I locked myself in the room and zoned out for that one time.....
The next Friday we went again, me with my dude (meaning I couldn't make a scene) I saw her, she saw me, we waved at each other from afar with our hands and when my son got ahead of us, he threw a kiss at me making signs for me to come closer and I said later, we played and then ate something, I acted like an idiot and went to the table with my dude, the others started asking what they were eating and went to the bar, she very patiently took the orders and sometimes glanced at my table, in a moment I gave my son $100 and told him
I:.-Come on, big shot, take $100 and buy whatever you want, I'm not going to eat anything, just have a cold beer...-
Son:.-No, dad, go ahead, it's embarrassing for me...
I:.-Uh, always the same, after that don't come back like an idiot telling your mom, Dad's getting drunk at the buffet!!!
Son:.-Okay, fine, it's a deal, you go and I won't say anything... just go already!!!-
And so I made the effort and went, greeted her and we started talking
She:.-Hi, my love, how are you??-
I:.-Hi, babe, how are you? You look beautiful as always!!!
She:.-Stop flirting with me, I'm already yours and crazy about you...
I:.-You left me sick in the head the other day, I couldn't stop thinking about you, babe!!!...
She:.-And don't even get me started, the next day I was hooking up with my boyfriend and not a single hair moved, what did you do to me? You bewitched me, turro!!!
I:.-I warned you!!!!
She gives me the cold shoulder while handing me a paper between the bills
She:.-Here's my cell number, I can't stand waiting an entire week without seeing you, I want to hook up already!!!-
I:.-Okay, thanks, I'll wait at the table...(acting like an idiot) I'll call and we'll arrange something...
She:.-Don't worry, Don, when it's ready, I'll get it to you... (and she laughs loudly)
Like I He's going to say Don that the daughter of slut, I'm dead, but I'll keep telling the story, they'll imagine nothing happened, the bad luck I had was that I forgot my wallet, the phone number in the blessed pants, later after washing it, the witch apart from finding the wet bills found the paper, what a way to break my balls, my wife, I had so much luck that the numbers erased and safe saying it was the account of what I consumed for the hell of it, a couple of Fridays didn't go for other reasons so I'll see you, when the young lady appeared, neither did she give me the time, I wanted to kill myself, I said between my already this, it's over!!, next Friday I'll go but again without my dude, it was that when I entered, I looked at her like that and took me out of the place to talk outside
Dai:.-Old man!!! Are you a jerk or do you like screwing women???-
Me:.-For, for, for!!!! A little bit let me talk....-
Dai:.-What a jerk! You're going to make me crazy!!!-
Me:.-Take this (and I give her the paper all erased and torn) this happened...-
Dai:.-And what's this crap.....-
Me:.-Your phone number, don't take it out of that stupid pants, they washed it, found it, re-putted it, and I had no way to tell you what happened, for the hell of it, I didn't come a couple of Fridays and when I came, you were with a terrible face and didn't look at me...-
Dai:.-Are you screwing me??-
Me:.-No!!!-
She grabs my face and starts giving me pinches and then sucks until we start having sex
Dai:.-Forgive me, my love, excuse me, I didn't know that's why I got angry with you, look if I've put you through hell and re-putted thinking you were playing with me...-
Me:.-I imagine the face you made yesterday....-
Dai:.-No, my love, I missed you a lot, I swear I cried because I couldn't believe how bad you could be, well, look, I'll compensate you for treating me so badly do you want??-
Me:.-What are you thinking, Dai??-
Dai:.-After you guys start eating and I'm more relaxed, you go to the men's bathroom and wait for me!!... don't say anything just do it-
Me:.-For! but You went crazy, do you think they won't notice?-.
Come on:.-Trust me, please!!-.
I:.-Ok...-.
We went inside to play, I bathed and went to eat, while everyone was eating, I did what she told me to do, I got up and went to the bathroom, she saw me and winked at me, once in the bathroom (I wondered how hot it was that I knew this was for kilombo) she appeared from one of the toilet rooms saying closed (to poop in)
Come on:.-Hello!!!!-.
I:.-What are you doing crazy woman???-.
She approaches me, grabs me and takes me there, closes and locks the door
Come on:.-Come on, I'm going to suck you dry!!! ..-.
She starts to take down my jogging pants, gives me some kisses on the mouth, while she's rubbing me with her hands and feeling the hardness of my tool, I get a little excited, she turns around, takes off the famous thong included short and looks at me with a naughty girl face saying.-Suck me all papy!!!-.
I hardly believe friends that it didn't happen to you too, my mind got cloudy and the only thing I thought ..... chargeeeeeeee!!!! I spit on her head, she gets covered in my pre-seminal fluid and my spits and insideooooo!!!! all at once
Come on:.-Ay Sweetie!!! ,what a brute, you sent me all the way to the bottom .... Badly!!!-.
I:.-Give me your love that tastes so good, how are you babe all wet Sweetie!!-.
Come on:.-You like it papy!!! ,I was touching myself for a bit before to make sure you're well moistened for me-.
This made me put myself at 100,000 and grab her waist (like a flea on a dog haha!!) and the two of us went wild, tasting and not caring about what was happening on the other side, entering and exiting, entering and exiting, seeing my cock drowning in that pussy soaked with fluid and sweat, it wasn't eight minutes but we sweated like we were in the Sahara desert when I was about to cum, I let go of her waist, grabbing her shoulders she felt this and pushed her booty out a bit more, until her hips, two bombasos and put it all inside, I don't care about anything
Dai:.-(When she felt like I grabbed her by the shoulders) Ay papy!!! yes, yes, yes, yes ,this little girl is bad castigate her papy!!!!...
Me:.-My love how hot you are use the word: pussy, I love little girl, yes, yes, yes, yes..-
Dai:.-My lovelrrr, keep going, keep going, keep going, I'm your woman and you're my man...papy!!-
Me:.-Little girl, how you heat me up girl slut ,take, take, take, Agghhhhhhhhhhhh!!!-
Dai:.-Yes, like I feel your cum inside of me use the word: pussy, it's so tasty...my life!!!!!!!!!!!!
We finished together and it was great, after she came back to her senses and laughed at me, because I had finished inside her, that I didn't take care of her and if something happened....then a companion appeared to see why I was taking so long .-are you okay??-
I answered.-Yes!!!!!!, it's just that it's costing me to get out-. It seemed like the other guy got worried and asked again.-do you need anything???-
And I ironically answered.-Let her get out, let her get out!!!-
Listening like he was leaving, then she looked at me with a face of hatred, pulled up her thong and short, and started cursing in a few languages ,left the bathroom and seeing the guys, they went to laugh their heads off (because of my comment) following this routine, when I'm going to pay she looks at me
Dai:.-If it's so many pesos, you left me hot!!! here fuck you again my number, don't send any nonsense can be?-
Me:.-Yes, you have .... what time do you leave ,after this I'll take you to get some, what do you say?-
Dai:.-After what you did NO for a fool!!! call me next week and let's see-.
Me:.-Now I'm sending you a message and scheduling my number-.
Dai:-Ok,dale mi love!!!-
I boludeo for a bit more and we leave, then after sending the message and getting my number, she sent me 35 more messages or so .-tell your lady to relax jajaja!!!-, the guys told me, I with the best face of fool responded.-yes, guys, she doesn't let -. In peace...-in the messages, it would put things like.-my love I loved the screwing you gave me-.or.-I feel like your cum is running down my leg, I'm super hot-.or .-I want cock again!!!!-.I was in the car with my friend and didn't know where to go, like a good pirate I deleted all the messages, the number and arrived home praying that the girl wouldn't think of sending me a message at midnight, luckily nothing happened..... CONTINUARA... PD: Later I discovered that there was a door in the kitchen that led out to a hallway and that hallway connected to the bathroom through another door, just the one with the sign CLOSED...
After that terrible hangover that left me crazy, I had to smoke with my wife scolding me for the hour I arrived and just when it wasn't my son, I only answered that I'd leave if she thought I was doing something silly, so I locked myself in the room and zoned out for that one time.....
The next Friday we went again, me with my dude (meaning I couldn't make a scene) I saw her, she saw me, we waved at each other from afar with our hands and when my son got ahead of us, he threw a kiss at me making signs for me to come closer and I said later, we played and then ate something, I acted like an idiot and went to the table with my dude, the others started asking what they were eating and went to the bar, she very patiently took the orders and sometimes glanced at my table, in a moment I gave my son $100 and told him
I:.-Come on, big shot, take $100 and buy whatever you want, I'm not going to eat anything, just have a cold beer...-
Son:.-No, dad, go ahead, it's embarrassing for me...
I:.-Uh, always the same, after that don't come back like an idiot telling your mom, Dad's getting drunk at the buffet!!!
Son:.-Okay, fine, it's a deal, you go and I won't say anything... just go already!!!-
And so I made the effort and went, greeted her and we started talking
She:.-Hi, my love, how are you??-
I:.-Hi, babe, how are you? You look beautiful as always!!!
She:.-Stop flirting with me, I'm already yours and crazy about you...
I:.-You left me sick in the head the other day, I couldn't stop thinking about you, babe!!!...
She:.-And don't even get me started, the next day I was hooking up with my boyfriend and not a single hair moved, what did you do to me? You bewitched me, turro!!!
I:.-I warned you!!!!
She gives me the cold shoulder while handing me a paper between the bills
She:.-Here's my cell number, I can't stand waiting an entire week without seeing you, I want to hook up already!!!-
I:.-Okay, thanks, I'll wait at the table...(acting like an idiot) I'll call and we'll arrange something...
She:.-Don't worry, Don, when it's ready, I'll get it to you... (and she laughs loudly)
Like I He's going to say Don that the daughter of slut, I'm dead, but I'll keep telling the story, they'll imagine nothing happened, the bad luck I had was that I forgot my wallet, the phone number in the blessed pants, later after washing it, the witch apart from finding the wet bills found the paper, what a way to break my balls, my wife, I had so much luck that the numbers erased and safe saying it was the account of what I consumed for the hell of it, a couple of Fridays didn't go for other reasons so I'll see you, when the young lady appeared, neither did she give me the time, I wanted to kill myself, I said between my already this, it's over!!, next Friday I'll go but again without my dude, it was that when I entered, I looked at her like that and took me out of the place to talk outside
Dai:.-Old man!!! Are you a jerk or do you like screwing women???-
Me:.-For, for, for!!!! A little bit let me talk....-
Dai:.-What a jerk! You're going to make me crazy!!!-
Me:.-Take this (and I give her the paper all erased and torn) this happened...-
Dai:.-And what's this crap.....-
Me:.-Your phone number, don't take it out of that stupid pants, they washed it, found it, re-putted it, and I had no way to tell you what happened, for the hell of it, I didn't come a couple of Fridays and when I came, you were with a terrible face and didn't look at me...-
Dai:.-Are you screwing me??-
Me:.-No!!!-
She grabs my face and starts giving me pinches and then sucks until we start having sex
Dai:.-Forgive me, my love, excuse me, I didn't know that's why I got angry with you, look if I've put you through hell and re-putted thinking you were playing with me...-
Me:.-I imagine the face you made yesterday....-
Dai:.-No, my love, I missed you a lot, I swear I cried because I couldn't believe how bad you could be, well, look, I'll compensate you for treating me so badly do you want??-
Me:.-What are you thinking, Dai??-
Dai:.-After you guys start eating and I'm more relaxed, you go to the men's bathroom and wait for me!!... don't say anything just do it-
Me:.-For! but You went crazy, do you think they won't notice?-.
Come on:.-Trust me, please!!-.
I:.-Ok...-.
We went inside to play, I bathed and went to eat, while everyone was eating, I did what she told me to do, I got up and went to the bathroom, she saw me and winked at me, once in the bathroom (I wondered how hot it was that I knew this was for kilombo) she appeared from one of the toilet rooms saying closed (to poop in)
Come on:.-Hello!!!!-.
I:.-What are you doing crazy woman???-.
She approaches me, grabs me and takes me there, closes and locks the door
Come on:.-Come on, I'm going to suck you dry!!! ..-.
She starts to take down my jogging pants, gives me some kisses on the mouth, while she's rubbing me with her hands and feeling the hardness of my tool, I get a little excited, she turns around, takes off the famous thong included short and looks at me with a naughty girl face saying.-Suck me all papy!!!-.
I hardly believe friends that it didn't happen to you too, my mind got cloudy and the only thing I thought ..... chargeeeeeeee!!!! I spit on her head, she gets covered in my pre-seminal fluid and my spits and insideooooo!!!! all at once
Come on:.-Ay Sweetie!!! ,what a brute, you sent me all the way to the bottom .... Badly!!!-.
I:.-Give me your love that tastes so good, how are you babe all wet Sweetie!!-.
Come on:.-You like it papy!!! ,I was touching myself for a bit before to make sure you're well moistened for me-.
This made me put myself at 100,000 and grab her waist (like a flea on a dog haha!!) and the two of us went wild, tasting and not caring about what was happening on the other side, entering and exiting, entering and exiting, seeing my cock drowning in that pussy soaked with fluid and sweat, it wasn't eight minutes but we sweated like we were in the Sahara desert when I was about to cum, I let go of her waist, grabbing her shoulders she felt this and pushed her booty out a bit more, until her hips, two bombasos and put it all inside, I don't care about anything
Dai:.-(When she felt like I grabbed her by the shoulders) Ay papy!!! yes, yes, yes, yes ,this little girl is bad castigate her papy!!!!...
Me:.-My love how hot you are use the word: pussy, I love little girl, yes, yes, yes, yes..-
Dai:.-My lovelrrr, keep going, keep going, keep going, I'm your woman and you're my man...papy!!-
Me:.-Little girl, how you heat me up girl slut ,take, take, take, Agghhhhhhhhhhhh!!!-
Dai:.-Yes, like I feel your cum inside of me use the word: pussy, it's so tasty...my life!!!!!!!!!!!!
We finished together and it was great, after she came back to her senses and laughed at me, because I had finished inside her, that I didn't take care of her and if something happened....then a companion appeared to see why I was taking so long .-are you okay??-
I answered.-Yes!!!!!!, it's just that it's costing me to get out-. It seemed like the other guy got worried and asked again.-do you need anything???-
And I ironically answered.-Let her get out, let her get out!!!-
Listening like he was leaving, then she looked at me with a face of hatred, pulled up her thong and short, and started cursing in a few languages ,left the bathroom and seeing the guys, they went to laugh their heads off (because of my comment) following this routine, when I'm going to pay she looks at me
Dai:.-If it's so many pesos, you left me hot!!! here fuck you again my number, don't send any nonsense can be?-
Me:.-Yes, you have .... what time do you leave ,after this I'll take you to get some, what do you say?-
Dai:.-After what you did NO for a fool!!! call me next week and let's see-.
Me:.-Now I'm sending you a message and scheduling my number-.
Dai:-Ok,dale mi love!!!-
I boludeo for a bit more and we leave, then after sending the message and getting my number, she sent me 35 more messages or so .-tell your lady to relax jajaja!!!-, the guys told me, I with the best face of fool responded.-yes, guys, she doesn't let -. In peace...-in the messages, it would put things like.-my love I loved the screwing you gave me-.or.-I feel like your cum is running down my leg, I'm super hot-.or .-I want cock again!!!!-.I was in the car with my friend and didn't know where to go, like a good pirate I deleted all the messages, the number and arrived home praying that the girl wouldn't think of sending me a message at midnight, luckily nothing happened..... CONTINUARA... PD: Later I discovered that there was a door in the kitchen that led out to a hallway and that hallway connected to the bathroom through another door, just the one with the sign CLOSED...
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