Phone conversation with my sister-in-law (21st report)

I spoke on the phone with my sister an hour ago, she called me on my cell phone, it had been like a month since we last talked, we usually talk through WhatsApp.
http://www.poringa.net/posts/relatos/2636997/El-mejor-amigo-de-papa-10-relato.html

http://www.poringa.net/posts/relatos/2661117/Con-mi-hermanita-11-Relato.htmI'm going to copy what we're talking about as faithfully as possible:

V: Hello ******!!

H: Hi Delfi!! How are you? Are you busy?

V: No, honey, I can talk quietly. How's it going?? It's been a million years since we last talked

H: Yes! It's been a long time, sorry I'm hanging up, haha

V: What are you up to... Haha. What's new, girl?

H: Not much, waiting for mom to finish cooking dinner, I'm starving! I went to hockey practice in the morning so I'm exhausted!

V: Haha and next year you'll be done with that crap on top! [You're coming to study at LP]

H: Haha yes, but I really want to leave!!

V: Me tooooooo!! I imagine it's going to be a wild ride girl!! Do you still see Erich?? [Erich, a skinny guy from school who we'd see to get together and nothing more]

H: Much more often, when he wants to, haha

V: Ah! Good!! So that's why you're telling me this because you have someone else then!! Tell meeeee girl!!!!

H: Haha yes, I have some around here, haha

V: Some???

H: See, do you remember ****** ???

V: Yes, damn it, you're really getting into it?????

H: Haha yes, I go to his house two or three times a week

V: What an HD!! But I thought you didn't like that guy

H: What don't I like?! If he's better!! It turns out he got into a fight with the girls [his hockey teammates and friends] because they didn't get along [That guy who mentioned him, was the ex-hockey coach of theirs]

V: And how old is he??

H: 40, haha

V: Haha 40 and you're 20, you're terrible!!!

H: You don't know how to fuck!!!

V: Is it big then??

H: Very very, I mean, not the biggest cock, but one of the biggest that's eaten me

V: Well there!! And besides you're getting into Erich then?

H: Yes yes, Erich and his two friends, but he doesn't know anything more, only told him I'd been with his friend once, but didn't tell him I'd fucked both of them in a row, haha

V: Ah!! But you're made a slut Barbara

H: Look who's talking!!!! Besides it's not my fault, you led me down this path!!

V: Yes yes, don't say that!! More than sister you I'm going to say slut, haha, you're terribleeeee! H: Haha and what? Is it bad?? V: It's perfect, we'll have so much fun when you come back next year, haha H: Ah yeah?? V: Haha yes. And what's up?? Tell me something more girl!!!! What do you do?? H: Haha! I'm not going to tell!! I'm ashamed!! V: Don't be shy!!! H: Nooooooooooo V: Come on!!!!!!!! H: You're so annoying!!! Well, my friends from Erich gave me the Booty last time, but not Erich yet, but for no special reason, just because, you know: your friends make me do the Booty but you don't, haha, I'm really annoying V: I love it, it's perfect!! Haha. And what about ***** ?? [the ex-coach] H: He asked me from the very beginning, haha, but it still hurts a lot V: Well, just take it, always when they make you do the Booty it will hurt, you have to learn to enjoy that pain H: Haha if you know these things V: Hahahaha H: Well and you?? V: It's a mini-relato, I'm sure I bored you! I just wanted to tell you that my little sister is a total slut Barbara!! I took her down the wrong path, jeje. Next year I'll make her get with everyone!!! She'll be so good. She's 20 now, she finished school two years ago but never came to study, stayed playing around in town, going out, training, having fun. Kisses!!!!