Cambié el micrófono por las pijas [Relato hablado]

I'm a promiscuous one who has turned into a pop star thanks to the famous TV show Operation Cipote. As a kid, I was always holding a microphone in my hand, and now, after winning this contest, I usually have one in my hand, another in my mouth, and another in my ass. Sometimes I get lucky and manage it, like on my last tour...