5 verdades del sexo que nadie admite

Don't respect for love: The first 4 months of dating, when they are in love, are capable of doing anything for love. No matter how little you want and you want to behave like a gentleman because you're also in love, remember that there won't be time for everything later on. At most you'll have to wait 10 or 15 years more to try new things. Then in those months treat her like a real slut in bed. That way it will stay set forever. Don't forgive the tiny ass, screw her with another girl, with some black guy and give her a few slaps. Visit swingers clubs and have fun turning her into everything you dreamed of, with all the barbarities you always teased her with. If you don't know how to proceed, download a Nacho Vidal movie and imitate it. I know that at 4 months one is in the clouds and hugging her tightly and making love already suffices, but we have to think about tomorrow!

2. Your girlfriend's sister is possible!

Your girlfriend's sister always heats you up, even if she's a kangaroo, she heats you up. And the best thing is that she'll never cut your face off. There's no possibility of this happening because between sisters the competition is fierce. If you heat her up, get in there and win for sure.

3. They enjoy more with 1 kilo.

Let's admit it, even if we're better lovers than ever, we'll never under any circumstances surpass the kilo of ice cream. They love more and enjoy more of an ice cream than having sex with us. I'm not saying they have a bad time, quite the opposite, surely in most cases they love to...but the ice cream is at the top one of their pleasures. Didn't you notice the sparkle in their eyes when we propose getting a kilo of ice cream? Is it the same as when we propose sex? Nooooo!!!!

4. Parents of daughters lie

To those who are already parents or have friends with daughters, didn't you notice that there's no longer any talk about high school girls or women under 21 years old?
Did you notice that men change their tastes when they have a daughter and talk about sex?
Mentiraaaaa! They say they like milfs because they don't want you to get off talking about how tasty it is to eat a sweet girl, those that put one hand in her chuchi and her little legs tremble, ufff!!!! But of course, we would be making allusion to your own daughter if she's old enough and hasn't developed yet or is very young, they're taking care so it's not evident you'll dedicate a bunch of wanks to her. (And if it gives you very clear evidence, grab her from one) 5. Our friends' girlfriend heats up more than Angelina. It's true that in most cases we wouldn't give the women of our friends to each other. But let's admit we don't get off with them because we don't want to do the work. If they gave themselves like in a porn movie, we'd go crazy. Most of us dedicate since years ago and daily thousands of wanks to them. And even though we don't usually comment on it among ourselves, we don't think we're perverts. Everyone wants the women of our friends. We'd pay to show us a tit! How many times do we play guessing how their nipples will be looking at photos of other women! And if we get to choose which woman of your friends heats you up most or Angelina Jolie. The answer is clear... Brad Pitt isn't my friend.