CONFESSIONS OF SMALL HEROES FROM DIFFERENT WORLDS
- Of course I understand it. Even a five-year-old child could understand it. Bring me a five-year-old child!
GROUCHO MARX
Symptoms of everything already having embarked on a one-way trip down the hill and your significant other is just another bunch in the vegetable stand even though you, little Pokémon, resign yourself to believing it was all your fault.
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THE MAGIC WE HAD ALREADY DOESN'T EXIST...I FELL IN LOVE WITH AN ILLUSIONIST.
Possible Answers:
What are you going to tell me...that the stupid magician promised you that taking you home would reveal the trick of doves and you asked him to also show you the mystery of his cock with a galley?
Of course, you're leaving because I never knew how to play the stolen house game in my slut life and this kid with a poker face made me eat lentils, stop messing around....
With reason you used to tell me that you liked listening to Guns N' Roses while we were getting it on...you'd close your eyes and finish off the guitar solos of the crazy galley guy...what a daughter of a slut you were
What are you going to tell me...that the stupid magician promised you that taking you home would reveal the trick of doves and you asked him to also show you the mystery of his cock with a galley?
Of course, you're leaving because I never knew how to play the stolen house game in my slut life and this kid with a poker face made me eat lentils, stop messing around....
With reason you used to tell me that you liked listening to Guns N' Roses while we were getting it on...you'd close your eyes and finish off the guitar solos of the crazy galley guy...what a daughter of a slut you were
YOUR FLATULENCE IS ANNOYING ME...I'M NOT MYSELF...IT'S YOU WHO ARE
Possible Answers:
Ahhhhh clear because the little girl when she poops poops clover from the meadow, but what are you talking about if to enter the bathroom after you I had to put a scuba tank to be able to pee...what daughter of a slut and one day everything was fine then you got up and told me you had farted a question mark and we laughed together, how little does love last the slut mother
Are you screwing with me? Did you find someone who doesn't do it or did you get involved with the owner of a cork factory? Everything is fine, but don't tell me like if you were the one who couldn't, remember that the day of the locro at my old lady's house we didn't laugh at the anecdotes of my grandmother, we laughed because everyone had to go poop in front because you collapsed the well...Forra!
Or so I'm going to poop and you're going to fart on me...do you realize you're a piece of shit?
Ahhhhh clear because the little girl when she poops poops clover from the meadow, but what are you talking about if to enter the bathroom after you I had to put a scuba tank to be able to pee...what daughter of a slut and one day everything was fine then you got up and told me you had farted a question mark and we laughed together, how little does love last the slut mother
Are you screwing with me? Did you find someone who doesn't do it or did you get involved with the owner of a cork factory? Everything is fine, but don't tell me like if you were the one who couldn't, remember that the day of the locro at my old lady's house we didn't laugh at the anecdotes of my grandmother, we laughed because everyone had to go poop in front because you collapsed the well...Forra!
Or so I'm going to poop and you're going to fart on me...do you realize you're a piece of shit?
I'M CONFUSED...I NEED TIME
Possible Responses:
- You did that because you messed up with me or because you screwed the whole genre? Otherwise I wouldn't understand why our entire relationship ended with you saying 'Touch me, Marta... Touch it here, daughter of a slut' I always called myself Mario...
- I've been screwing you all the time in the world... already when you started commenting on Niembro's notes and my friends laughed and asked me to bring more fried potatoes, I felt uncomfortable...
- You're confused, man... now it hits you just when you're getting all white that as a kid I broke the piggy bank of my sister's coins and bought a pony? I didn't think I'd do the same with you... already grown up, already understood this capitalist system
- You did that because you messed up with me or because you screwed the whole genre? Otherwise I wouldn't understand why our entire relationship ended with you saying 'Touch me, Marta... Touch it here, daughter of a slut' I always called myself Mario...
- I've been screwing you all the time in the world... already when you started commenting on Niembro's notes and my friends laughed and asked me to bring more fried potatoes, I felt uncomfortable...
- You're confused, man... now it hits you just when you're getting all white that as a kid I broke the piggy bank of my sister's coins and bought a pony? I didn't think I'd do the same with you... already grown up, already understood this capitalist system
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW ANYTHING MORE ABOUT YOU
Possible Responses:
No you didn't say that to me when you were fulfilling my disgusting fantasies, do you think it's easy to get a custom-made Mickey costume for you to freak out and scream 'Freeze the ass of cum Walt....Ahaaaaaaa yes rat of shit I'm the Minnie most slutty you'll have!!'
I can understand why politicians in this country catch me with my cock dead every day of my life, but you come and tell me this so calmly as if you're saying you like the new artistic aspect of the mole moli really fills my ass with questions...really don't you want to know more about me? Ok, I'm erasing myself from your life, but remember that if I fall, you'll also fall, this is my war...Ah jaja you got scared eh...I told you because I always load that I watch a lot of Rambo movies (...) Neither for you to leave like that...forgive me it was a joke. Eu....Well, see you later
Leave me alone...if even yesterday you called me fat Eskimo and threw ice on my cock to suck it...this has to have some kind of solution, if you ask me nicely until I'll say no more chorizo colorado, but only do it for you
No you didn't say that to me when you were fulfilling my disgusting fantasies, do you think it's easy to get a custom-made Mickey costume for you to freak out and scream 'Freeze the ass of cum Walt....Ahaaaaaaa yes rat of shit I'm the Minnie most slutty you'll have!!'
I can understand why politicians in this country catch me with my cock dead every day of my life, but you come and tell me this so calmly as if you're saying you like the new artistic aspect of the mole moli really fills my ass with questions...really don't you want to know more about me? Ok, I'm erasing myself from your life, but remember that if I fall, you'll also fall, this is my war...Ah jaja you got scared eh...I told you because I always load that I watch a lot of Rambo movies (...) Neither for you to leave like that...forgive me it was a joke. Eu....Well, see you later
Leave me alone...if even yesterday you called me fat Eskimo and threw ice on my cock to suck it...this has to have some kind of solution, if you ask me nicely until I'll say no more chorizo colorado, but only do it for you
This is over, I'm going to my old stuff
Possible responses:
If you're going there, tell the old piece of shit that's your mother that I said to go to hell a little bit from my part and if you still have any respect for the beautiful relationship we had, tell the gnome of your brother to return me the anal dilator, he'll understand
Those old sexpots...how big, I remember when I went into the bathroom and your old lady was sucking your old man without dentures and they looked at me like they'd seen E.T. asking for a coin for wine with the bums...
When you told me that the accounts didn't add up and that by the love of Hadad you should accept the piece from the bottom of your old folks, you treated me like a freeloader...now you're going alone and you'll turn that into a jerk-off...good luck to you...ah before I forget, when you do it, remember all the times I paid for the hotel and at least think about me. You're going to want me forever, you slut who gave birth to you
If you're going there, tell the old piece of shit that's your mother that I said to go to hell a little bit from my part and if you still have any respect for the beautiful relationship we had, tell the gnome of your brother to return me the anal dilator, he'll understand
Those old sexpots...how big, I remember when I went into the bathroom and your old lady was sucking your old man without dentures and they looked at me like they'd seen E.T. asking for a coin for wine with the bums...
When you told me that the accounts didn't add up and that by the love of Hadad you should accept the piece from the bottom of your old folks, you treated me like a freeloader...now you're going alone and you'll turn that into a jerk-off...good luck to you...ah before I forget, when you do it, remember all the times I paid for the hotel and at least think about me. You're going to want me forever, you slut who gave birth to you
49 comentários - Que Problemón Pokémon!
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muy bueno amigo
Se extrañaban estos delires.
El sorete del signo de pregunta es mortal 😀 , hay gente que en vez de buscar formas en las nubes la busca en los soretes. Esssssssta bien, cada uno, que sea feliz. 😀
Volveré. 🙂
Muy buen post loco, no sé si va en P! pero te sigo leyendo-je! 😃
excelente material estimado don Bebe!
Un cago de risa... No sé de dónde mierda sacás cosas tan locas, nene... Lo de " Congelame el orto de leche Walt....Ahaaaaaaa siiiiii raton de mierda yo soy la Minnie mas puta que vas a tener!! " me mató...
Besos.
Estuve a milímetros de mearse encima !!!
Me salvó el gong y un esfuerzo de concentración sobrehumano !!!
Que manera de reírme de principio al fin !!!
Esto es tremendo !!!
Sos un capo en serio !!!
Te queremos guacho !!!
Volveremos !!!
Lo recomiendo como a casi todos los relatos de la gente que aprecio para que más usuarios se acerquen a este lado de P.
Gracias por compartir.
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me sacaste una sonrisa y no puedo parar....
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La duda que tengo es porque posteaste aca y no en T! 🙄
Te invito a pasar pos mis post cuando puedas
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Van puntos!
que genio amigo!!!
Espero nunca tener que cruzar palabras con ud!!
pierdo como en la guerra con esas ocurrencias!!!
Dejo los 10 del dia!!
como me gusta leerlo!!!
El Final.....
El Final es Conmovedor!!!!
Glorioso!!!!!!!!
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que hdp.. esta muy bueno!
estaria muy bueno dar esas respuestas! 🙎♂️ 🙎♂️
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GRACIAS POR COMPARTIR
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me mato esta linea.....
todas son iguales.....
la mia se me enoja porque le hago el truco de la sabanita....
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es un cago de rizaaaaaaaaaaaa
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buen post
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muuuuy elocuente lo tuyo, flaco... tenes muchas ocurrencias y una escritura muy dada y te felicito por eso.
Me sacaste unas cuantas carcajadas^^
Gran aporte
Gracias por compartir!!
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excelente post!!!
aprendan giles!!!
para vos que te quedas llorando
escuchando el lamento de
cornudo de franco devita!!!
Volvimos con simbólicos puntos de reconocimiento !!!
Mereces muchos más pero tenemos muchas deudas acumuladas por los 3 días en que Poringa no nos recargó los puntos !!!
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descomunal todo 😀 😀 😀