Fat cock vs deodorant

A while back a young lady didn't believe me because they had told me I was a hose once.
I wanted to show him I wanted it but didn't want to make it that easy...
So I left him a riddle.





What's wider for you?
You're really messing with me that...





And well here is the answer.
I leave other photos too.











still asleepstill asleep

Ah yes, it woke up here






clarification:Since they deleted my post yesterday, I took out other photos early this morning to complete the post. Hope you like it!