Street phrases

PIROPOS AND STREET POEMS

If we join the seas with the rivers, let's combine your hair with mine.
Brunette, let's play at the dipthong... you're looking for it and I'll put it in!
My pingo died,
and my eggs are in mourning.
Open your legs, momma,
to bury the deceased.

You're so beautiful that I want to eat you whole and sew up my ass so you won't laugh.
I'd like to be your hair dryer... so everyone can grab me by the handle every day.
When I saw you on the street
I didn't think about giving you a damn,
but from here
your tits look great!

Girl, don't move the cage too much or the hen will get dizzy.
Black... I'll suck you until your ears applaud.
Your eyes are two lanterns.
Your cheeks are two apples.
What a beautiful fruit salad
we'd make with my banana.

Who would be a cobbler to toughen up your leather?
I'm not impressed by your eyes,
nor your breasts.
As long as I have your ass
the rest is of little importance.

Who would be retired, to do that tiny ass.
How I wish I were a Milanese, to savor those lemons.
Come here, goddess... and give me a punch in the gut with some meat.
Little one, let me be the syrup of your peaches.
With this bucket and hose, we'll make a flower of washing machines!
At the planetarium:
Why pay to see the stars?... if I can make you see them for free.

A lot of ham for these two eggs.
How much balloon and no party!
Goddess... show me one, and I'll imagine the other.
What a beautiful planter... for my flower of poronga!

- Beautiful, do you know the story of the ass?
- No.
- I'll tell it to you later.

Your eyes are two lanterns
your hair is very curly,
put a stick in your ass
and feel the sensation.

I'd like to be Pope, to accompany that loin.
I'd like to be Coca-Booty to make you feel it truly.
Come here, momma, I'll send your hair inside, like a shot in the neck.

I love you...
and because I love you, I'm dying.
If by I die for you,
What's the point of loving you anyway?
I love you like shit,
I don't forget you even when I'm taking a dump.
Every fart I let out is a kiss I send to you.

I like girls who give me ice cream... on the backside.
I wish I were a fart... to make those buttocks thunder.
The pampa has the ombú, the ñandú has lightness
And my pinched thing hanging here, has a flower head.
Maybe you're a roasted chicken, so I can stick it in that hole
Make you sweat.

Mom, you're so good I'd eat you with clothes on and everything!
Even if it takes a month to clean up the mess!
On this cold night,
I offer you my stove,
It doesn't have batteries or cables,
But it still turns on.
Goooorda!... Let one rip in the henhouse, and we'll all get dressed up like Indians.
I wish I were what I'm not,
I wish I could be what I can't.
I wish I were your underwear
Even if I farted to death.

You have the goose's gait and the guinea's color
And you have the ass of a chimney pipe!
I'd like to be stagnant water, so I could spend all day in your ditch.
Redhead!... What a nice little thing for my noodle.
Girl heart of alpaca, if you don't lend me the one for peeing, lend me the one for pooping.