What a great gift God has given us, that in his infinite wisdom he endowed us with two hands so that our FARTS be something personal and unique. Nobody knows you better than your own hands, they have seen and done things that few people would do for you; unless you pay, then it's the same anyway. It is true that taking is good because one gets to know people and that, but our FARTS are like a gift car in boring moments, in those moments when you don't know what to do, like in commercials when you're watching a movie on the 5th, or while waiting for the .exe file to finish executing. Here we have people who in their fervor didn't have enough with their hands and opted to use a series of external elements that weren't very accurate.The penLet's start this list with a common element that is the pen. Inoffensive, small, manageable and with the advantage of having it always at hand, however, there is an enormous amount of people who make easy things difficult, such as for example a girl who got her pussy stained with ink from a fountain pen after it broke while she was masturbating with it. Later, clearly, it's not rare to see the girl try to remove the stain using acetone and alcohol, which she realized wasn't a good idea when it caused itching.The HammerDr. Jordan Moskoff, in Chicago, is a doctor and the main character of the Discovery Health television series, a program that records cases where sex has led patients to emergency rooms. Among his stories, he counts multiple penile fractures due to poor execution, rings stuck on the penis, and, of course, the large number of objects that the patient can insert into the anus or vagina. He also recounts the case of a 77-year-old woman who presented at the emergency room wearing a dress with a hammer handle lodged in her vagina, when asked how she got there, she replied that it happened on the bus. It's my favorite, Moskoff said, can you imagine a woman in a dress and a hammer handle between her legs?.8. The heat of passionRemember that we're not Superman, and we don't have an iron penis (just so you know).7. The bottlesWhat will the crystal bottles have in common, and more generally those made of glass, to get them off? Just saying it's made of glass already makes a difference, regardless of its shape, to pleasure oneself with them, but if it's a classic, it's not because one or two people did it, but many.
The best that can happen in these cases is like what you see on these X-rays, where the bottle somehow gets stuck inside, and the worst? well, it breaks the bottle while it's still inside. And talking about this, the vacuum cleaner also seems to be men's favorite, but I couldn't find documented cases, only stories that, even though I believe them, I can't give them credibility because for some reason they put it inside the machine turned on, but I think the suction force is not enough to cause injuries, and if there are cases where there are injuries, it must be due to someone's stupidity rather.
And to finish this spot, I leave you with this X-ray to teach that there are more possibilities than bottles, although I don't know what this is exactly.The 6th Collection of the Art of FARTSIn this case we will see a series of cases that were compiled in a special called '101 embarrassing sexual accidents'101 sexual accident humiliating) In the program, accidents of all kinds are collected, whether in pairs or alone, some are normal accidents, and others are delayed. Like the woman who attracted ants with honey so they would put their pussy on her, which brought her several stings.
Or the one of the man who died while having relations with an inflatable doll.
We have one that curiously got stuck after putting it in a wedding ring. A curious amount of people who have been arrested for masturbating in places like the middle of a highway or in a mechanic's shop, or those who use public objects like traffic cones or a mailbox.
But of all these, the ones who win are the one who masturbated with a shoe in public, which no matter how I see it, I don't see how he did it; and the other for rubbing it with a pistol.
A bunch of stuck objects like a Nokia in the ass, flashlights, deodorants, popular bottles by the mango part because if it's the other way around I'll stop posting here, a candle, bananas, disarming tools, frozen fish, and spaghetti up the urethra.
A man had an accident while masturbating with an electric saw, which cut off his testicle, and as he was bleeding heavily, he grabbed a stapler and put in 8 of them. Another one didn't masturbate next to it, but rather used it directly for self-stimulation, either due to lack of experience or perhaps because the machine liked it, cutting off his penis.5. Nigel WillisMore people break their penis and put things up the vagina and anus.A missileWho knows what goes through people's minds at times.
In this case we have the X-ray of a man who inserted a missile into his anus, the worst part was that the missile still had its explosive charge, the man said he was using it as a sexual object, until he didn't want to get stuck anymore, during the intervention, they had to collaborate with bomb disposal people, and as if the 50-year-old man's shame wasn't enough, charges were filed against him for possessing weapons and missiles.The amountA supposed boy after masturbating 42 times.
Another boy who at least had a name and made it more realistic, but as soon as they said he jerked off 56 times, I couldn't stop wondering how did they know the exact number with such precision?
And finally, that of a 57-year-old woman who died of a heart attack, just like the others, without finding rest.The animalsCursed rare people. Those who are like this without more, such as this one with only a paragraph and no data, are my opinions, by Brondon.Erotic auto-asphyxiaThis is one of the oldest and most dangerous methods of excitement, with this it is intended to increase the intensity of orgasm, but as I said, it's dangerous and more so when done alone, since there's no one to regulate if something goes wrong.
As a common practice, associated accidents are also common, which end in hanging, so common are the accidents that they represent around 500 annual casualties in the United States.
The most well-known case is that of actor David Carradine, better known for being the villain in Kill-Bill movies, was found dead by asphyxiation, his body was found naked, doubled over on the bed with a collar, one tied to the neck and another to the testicles, the fatal movement was when he stretched too far.
Besides finding a woman's wig, red lingerie, and erotic photographs in her room, which is normal since these practices come with fetishes like these. With this, it's clear that hands for PORN are a great ally, like the best lovers with the advantage of not having to give a birthday gift; the destination isn't written; and we live in a society. But good, that's all for today, follow me, give points, favorites comment and all that, remember I post every Friday. See you in the next post, goodbye.
The best that can happen in these cases is like what you see on these X-rays, where the bottle somehow gets stuck inside, and the worst? well, it breaks the bottle while it's still inside. And talking about this, the vacuum cleaner also seems to be men's favorite, but I couldn't find documented cases, only stories that, even though I believe them, I can't give them credibility because for some reason they put it inside the machine turned on, but I think the suction force is not enough to cause injuries, and if there are cases where there are injuries, it must be due to someone's stupidity rather.And to finish this spot, I leave you with this X-ray to teach that there are more possibilities than bottles, although I don't know what this is exactly.The 6th Collection of the Art of FARTSIn this case we will see a series of cases that were compiled in a special called '101 embarrassing sexual accidents'101 sexual accident humiliating) In the program, accidents of all kinds are collected, whether in pairs or alone, some are normal accidents, and others are delayed. Like the woman who attracted ants with honey so they would put their pussy on her, which brought her several stings.Or the one of the man who died while having relations with an inflatable doll.We have one that curiously got stuck after putting it in a wedding ring. A curious amount of people who have been arrested for masturbating in places like the middle of a highway or in a mechanic's shop, or those who use public objects like traffic cones or a mailbox.But of all these, the ones who win are the one who masturbated with a shoe in public, which no matter how I see it, I don't see how he did it; and the other for rubbing it with a pistol.A bunch of stuck objects like a Nokia in the ass, flashlights, deodorants, popular bottles by the mango part because if it's the other way around I'll stop posting here, a candle, bananas, disarming tools, frozen fish, and spaghetti up the urethra.A man had an accident while masturbating with an electric saw, which cut off his testicle, and as he was bleeding heavily, he grabbed a stapler and put in 8 of them. Another one didn't masturbate next to it, but rather used it directly for self-stimulation, either due to lack of experience or perhaps because the machine liked it, cutting off his penis.5. Nigel WillisMore people break their penis and put things up the vagina and anus.A missileWho knows what goes through people's minds at times.In this case we have the X-ray of a man who inserted a missile into his anus, the worst part was that the missile still had its explosive charge, the man said he was using it as a sexual object, until he didn't want to get stuck anymore, during the intervention, they had to collaborate with bomb disposal people, and as if the 50-year-old man's shame wasn't enough, charges were filed against him for possessing weapons and missiles.The amountA supposed boy after masturbating 42 times.Another boy who at least had a name and made it more realistic, but as soon as they said he jerked off 56 times, I couldn't stop wondering how did they know the exact number with such precision?And finally, that of a 57-year-old woman who died of a heart attack, just like the others, without finding rest.The animalsCursed rare people. Those who are like this without more, such as this one with only a paragraph and no data, are my opinions, by Brondon.Erotic auto-asphyxiaThis is one of the oldest and most dangerous methods of excitement, with this it is intended to increase the intensity of orgasm, but as I said, it's dangerous and more so when done alone, since there's no one to regulate if something goes wrong.As a common practice, associated accidents are also common, which end in hanging, so common are the accidents that they represent around 500 annual casualties in the United States.
The most well-known case is that of actor David Carradine, better known for being the villain in Kill-Bill movies, was found dead by asphyxiation, his body was found naked, doubled over on the bed with a collar, one tied to the neck and another to the testicles, the fatal movement was when he stretched too far.
Besides finding a woman's wig, red lingerie, and erotic photographs in her room, which is normal since these practices come with fetishes like these. With this, it's clear that hands for PORN are a great ally, like the best lovers with the advantage of not having to give a birthday gift; the destination isn't written; and we live in a society. But good, that's all for today, follow me, give points, favorites comment and all that, remember I post every Friday. See you in the next post, goodbye.
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