Tu cama es una película porno

You don't know but this year the Goya Awards have been celebrated in your bedroom and that girl sleeping next to you has taken home the best actress award. Don't you understand why? A professional jury team has recognized evident proof that, when you think she's enjoying the best orgasm of her life, she was actually acting. To prevent anyone from feeling deceived, we at Guía Separados have decided to summarize the points you should consider to detect a failed orgasm.

If she's drier than a pistachio and her body temperature is on the floor, buddy, something's off. Some women when they reach orgasm experience what's known as female ejaculation, so if yours is one of them it'll be easier to detect a future Oscar nomination.

Good night clitorises, sleep tight. There's a fact that many people don't know: after an orgasm, the clitoris retracts. That means it becomes smaller and hides. So if we can see it clearly after the orgasm, it's probably fake.

A face that looks like it's been put through a wringer is always a good sign. Nobody looks good when they're having an orgasm, and gestures are very hard to imitate (unless you're the favorite actress for carrying off the prize).

Another curious fact we recommend noting down is related to pupils. Very difficult to observe if their eyes are closed, but we should be very attentive. A sign that everything's going well is dilated pupils. Yes, something you'd never notice to know if someone's faking an orgasm. You just need to know one thing: dilated pupil equals a good time.

The sound topic and the neighbors finding out is also important. But the issue lies in where that sound comes from. Throat vs. Stomach. The first means something's off, if you see her sounds matching with the movements of the belly, then you can give yourself a pat on the back.

Breathing is one of the actions we believe are easiest to interpret. Everyone knows how to accelerate their breathing or make it stronger so as not to create confusion. But in another movie, our pulses are there. When we really have an orgasm, our heartbeats per minute rise from 110 to 180.

There's also something that never fails, we're talking about vaginal contractions. When having an orgasm, women have contractions both in their own vagina and uterus and pelvic muscles.

And finally, as a cherry on top, we have the moment we can call 'post-orgasm'. Here we're still on time to recognize the symptoms of good interpretation. The body usually has a light sweating, alert nipples, skin tone closer to reddish, urges to go to the bathroom, a slight dizziness/woozy feeling due to the intensity of the moment, breathing that slowly starts to decelerate and an ode to absent love before touching the bed.

Enough data and signals to be your own sexual detective. But if you still have doubts, the best thing you can do is ask directly.